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Spankers Corner [TSM]

PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:15 pm
by jiminski
In that place which resides beyond the realms of comprehension; where logic battles emotion to create the perfect thought.
In that place where wonder smiles as she sits on the sands of perpetuity, swaying in the wind as the ocean whispers hidden truth.
In that place the tide is turning; the waves have sought new crests, leaving listless foam where white hooves once crashed.

So strain your eye against the faltering light... guard your gaze lest the sea-sprays impair! Move a little closer.. can you see that ghostly shape.. the shape was always there, just hidden by your primal fear.

With wizened face and pensive pose, his smile for warmth, deep thought his clothes. He sits and sees all things of worth; the battles won and victories' mirth.

His aim is mischief, conquest his role! His actions gilt-edged by comforts soul!
For he is legion, a family of one.
For he is Monkey, let us have some fun!


THE SPANKING MONKI'S are here and we are glad to make your acquaintance.

Please meet:


Active (In spirit if not in war):

larsin
luckywar
kratos644
skillfull
Sam02
laughingcavalier
ender_w99
Nate the Great
codeblue1018
osujacket
friendly1
hatchman
Blind Date
dustin800
Junior Bee
RiskTycoon
Vuk Samotnjak
Bonomo101
jiminski




Non-Active ghost Monkis

Jonsvoll
Frop
Sir Titus
Surfingmace
SkyT
Firstholliday
Georgerx7di
Tisha
kmacready
laddida
Ruben Cassar
jalen45



Recruitment:
We are now a closed Clan, as we are pretty much big enough!

Aim
Our intention is to challenge the very best Clans on the site, become the most formidable of their number and have boundless enjoyment in the act...

Clan Challenge:
Additional: We are now accepting clan Challenges! - Please contact one of the Members highlighted in BOLD if you wish to fight!




Good luck from the Monki's

PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:20 pm
by Frop
Epic!

PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:22 pm
by firstholliday
We are here to own your asses.

Clanchallences will be up in a month.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:27 pm
by clapper011
:lol: come get some?

PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:36 pm
by Blitzaholic
why dont you all spank each others monkey first, get that out of the way so you can have some stamina to play us, poor clap will be busy :D




















and no nudes jim if we ever do dual, thats not fair :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:55 pm
by firstholliday
Congratulations with the first thota reply blitz.


You won a prize.

A night on the town with "sir Titus'

No fly your ass to Bangkok where you will be introduced in the famous nightlife.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:04 pm
by jiminski
Blitzaholic wrote:.....

and no nudes jim if we ever do dual, thats not fair :lol:


ahhh you have guessed my master plan Blitz! but as i can not get images into the chat i am practicing my trashy porn novel writing..
excerpt Chapter 1: Monkeys have erogenous zones too!
"...he placed his throbbing manhood in the cleft of her inviting peach!.. she drew back as he thrust forcefully and gazed into her eyes; like puma to prey in the last death-rolls of resistance...... " etc etc.

needs some work but i am sure you will only roll 1's!

PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:17 pm
by clapper011
blitz, they don't need my help to spank their own monkeys .. :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:23 pm
by jiminski
clapper011 wrote:blitz, they don't need my help to spank their own monkeys .. :lol:


hey that's not part of the master plan! .. get spanking Jane!

Re: SPANKERS CORNER

PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 4:39 am
by rebelman
jiminski wrote:
Recruitment:
We are accepting limited applications from captain and above, so please PM the member you feel most comfortable approaching (poor Clapper will be busy)


yet another clan with a high pts requirement - thus making me and over 90% of cc ineligible :cry: :cry:

ps good luck to you in your plans for cc world domination

PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 5:31 am
by firstholliday
It does not have to be that high.
Prove that you are a good teamplayer, be fun. Get votes & you are in.

Hell clapper is a cook and she is in.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 5:55 am
by samholt
firstholliday wrote:It does not have to be that high.
Prove that you are a good teamplayer, be fun. Get votes & you are in.

Hell clapper is a cook and she is in.



well someones gotta feed you, keep your strength up while in battle and all.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:33 am
by lord voldemort
agreed 2000 point entry and clapper is a serg....*checks his score* yes im higher than her...

nah i love you clapper i cant stay mad at you

Re: SPANKERS CORNER

PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:04 am
by jiminski
rebelman wrote:
jiminski wrote:
Recruitment:
We are accepting limited applications from captain and above, so please PM the member you feel most comfortable approaching (poor Clapper will be busy)


yet another clan with a high pts requirement - thus making me and over 90% of cc ineligible :cry: :cry:

ps good luck to you in your plans for cc world domination



true Rebel but more than 90% of the clans are not restricted in that way... the officers need a home too! ;)

As First says this is a rule of thumb (but a firm one); if we can see a potential for openness and humility in a player (and skill of course) we will consider them with a good deal of happiness.

Regarding Clapper: she is a rule unto herself and Queen of all the Monki's... as i am sure we all know!

PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:05 am
by lord voldemort
that is true...meh

PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:53 am
by clapper011
firstholliday wrote:It does not have to be that high.
Prove that you are a good teamplayer, be fun. Get votes & you are in.

Hell clapper is a cook and she is in.
I am not


ass :P

PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:55 am
by clapper011
lord voldemort wrote:agreed 2000 point entry and clapper is a serg....*checks his score* yes im higher than her...

nah i love you clapper i cant stay mad at you


:? :roll: :P

Re: SPANKERS CORNER

PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:03 am
by clapper011
rebelman wrote:
jiminski wrote:
Recruitment:
We are accepting limited applications from captain and above, so please PM the member you feel most comfortable approaching (poor Clapper will be busy)


yet another clan with a high pts requirement - thus making me and over 90% of cc ineligible :cry: :cry:

ps good luck to you in your plans for cc world domination
ahem...you are in a clan. and I know you have no plans of leaving them :P

Re: SPANKERS CORNER

PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:01 am
by jiminski
clapper011 wrote:
rebelman wrote:
jiminski wrote:
Recruitment:
We are accepting limited applications from captain and above, so please PM the member you feel most comfortable approaching (poor Clapper will be busy)


yet another clan with a high pts requirement - thus making me and over 90% of cc ineligible :cry: :cry:

ps good luck to you in your plans for cc world domination
ahem...you are in a clan. and I know you have no plans of leaving them :P


oooh good point Clapp ...
1. was Rebel angling for a nomination to our Clan!?
or
2. just causing crap for no good reason at all?

;)

PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:06 am
by happy2seeyou
Welcome monkeys. Have fun spanking yourself. Just don't give details. :D

PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:11 am
by khazalid
o the intrigue. i dont know how i'd feel about eliminating clappy.. i might have to give these festivities a wide berth for the sake of my conscience : P

PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:21 am
by lord voldemort
happy2seeyou wrote:Welcome monkeys. Have fun spanking yourself. Just don't give details. :D


that kind of stuff makes baby jesus cry.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:50 pm
by clapper011
I would go for the ladder of the 2 there jim. he is a true s**** disturber ;)


and I think he wants a spanking from me

PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:26 pm
by Risktaker17
I'm too scared to PM anyone. What if they think I am not a high quality spanker

PostPosted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:18 pm
by Big Whiskey
Good luck Gents+Lady :wink: