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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby clapper011 on Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:05 pm

welcome all, my speed dubs partner in crime, jalen45! He is our newest edition to the spankers club! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :wink:
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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby jiminski on Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:12 pm

The snowball of the Monki's irrepressible charm just keep on keeping on!

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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby nesterdude on Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:56 pm

Ghey
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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby clapper011 on Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:12 pm

are you really though nester? ;)
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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby jiminski on Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:47 pm

heheh Nester so wants to be a Monkey instead of a dyslexic Dragon... can't you change your 2 votes sugar?
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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby clapper011 on Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:54 pm

hmmm..i think i can change one of my votes! :wink:
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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby jiminski on Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:00 pm

clapper011 wrote:hmmm..i think i can change one of my votes! :wink:


cunning .. but not the veto! you are the ultimate politician..
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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby nesterdude on Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:11 am

Sigh...
You've caught me, found me out, for all to hear.
Yes, I want so badly to be a Monki!
Uh, ghey.
LOL Keep it up and I'll tell everyone what you said about First Jim, I have a recording!
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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby clapper011 on Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:35 am

oh my, Jim it sounds as if nester wants a spanking! :D :twisted: :P
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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby jiminski on Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:40 am

he already had one Clapp! he made me use the Canoe paddle fashioned into the shape of a macaque wiener!
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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby clapper011 on Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:40 am

:shock: ..............
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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby nesterdude on Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:43 am

:oops:
Shhhhhhh
That was between us Jim!
At least we're keeping your monki thread high up there!
Ghey.
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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby jiminski on Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:19 pm

yes i was only saying to Clapp earlier .. " nice ... oooh down a bit and a little harder" ... nono sorry, that was much earlier.. I was only saying to Clapp earlier that 'Ghey' is marginally better than 'Bump' as a bump tool!

Perhaps you could meld the two and say 'Bum' ? .. or even better just say 'Nester' .. ;)
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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby firstholliday on Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:06 pm

welcome jalen
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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby nesterdude on Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:15 am

ghey
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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby jiminski on Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:42 pm

heheh Thank you Nester!
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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby jiminski on Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:38 pm

just had to see one o those lovely stars by our name..
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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby clapper011 on Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:06 am

SPANK YOU


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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby firstholliday on Sun Apr 13, 2008 3:37 am

We are ready for clanchallenges;

We will play any clan!!

We got some requests for a challence.


1. We play doubles and tripples.
2. We don't play some of the 'bogus' maps. We made up a list what we will play. (47 maps)
3. We don't play Flat Rate, unlimited forts and fog.
4. We don't play freestyle.

Intrested to play the monki's?
Send a pm to either clapper011-Jiminski or myself.

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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby BENJIKAT IS DEAD on Sun Apr 13, 2008 3:48 am

firstholliday wrote:2. We don't play some of the 'bogus' maps. We made up a list what we will play. (arround 35 maps)


:x So you are saying that more than half the maps (there are 80 now) are 'bogus'!!

You of course have the right to play or not play whatever maps you want, but please actually say it as it is - they are too complicated for you :)
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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby firstholliday on Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:04 am

BENJIKAT IS DEAD wrote:
firstholliday wrote:2. We don't play some of the 'bogus' maps. We made up a list what we will play. (arround 35 maps)


:x So you are saying that more than half the maps (there are 80 now) are 'bogus'!!

You of course have the right to play or not play whatever maps you want, but please actually say it as it is - they are too complicated for you :)



You are right... i checked forum and it's 47 maps. Not covering the new ones.
And indeed many maps are in MY opinion bogus. They have to many rules and bonusses to play an honest riskgame. I would actually prefer all games on classic map. But it isn't 'classic' anymore. They should call it whitedotsmap.

All in all 47 maps are a lot of maps to choose from.
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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby kenbeuken on Sun Apr 13, 2008 11:18 am

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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby jiminski on Sun Apr 13, 2008 11:34 am

BENJIKAT IS DEAD wrote:
firstholliday wrote:2. We don't play some of the 'bogus' maps. We made up a list what we will play. (arround 35 maps)


:x So you are saying that more than half the maps (there are 80 now) are 'bogus'!!

You of course have the right to play or not play whatever maps you want, but please actually say it as it is - they are too complicated for you :)


hehe excellent the war of words Begins!

Well you know this as we do Benj:- due to our not having played any of the more complex gameplay option maps - AOE and all the 'Age of' maps (i know Waterloo is a particular favourite of yours, having been whooped on it in the first and only time i played on it;) ) due to this, they would not be games of any worth, as those who know the maps (you bunch of toe-rags for example!) have total advantage.

We were unfamiliar until recently with the fact that if, whilst playing AOM, you go naked as new-born, bar a dragon-tooth necklace and chant the incantation: "Lo Dragons are fierce, Lo Dragons are brave, My foes; flesh i shall pierce, all Dice made my slave!" you only roll 6's!

and for example placing 30 troops on a flipping cannon and strategising that you are able to move forward into another area .. is a real disadvantage ^^

So yeap, We have a lot of maps which your tribe and ours are equally familiar with, these maps should be fantastically interesting and hard fought.

And in the name of a crescendo of trash talk:
If you can only fight and win with gimmicks which the opposition do not know about, then you need to find some less seasoned opposition to prey upon! ;)
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Re: SPANKERS CORNER

Postby firstholliday on Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:34 pm

urmmm




What jim said.


(what did he say? :?
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Re: Re:

Postby Blitzaholic on Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:25 pm

subprime wrote::roll: bump uglies


8)

Where? When? and why the hell wasn't I invited!!! =P~


:lol:


jiminski and clapper invited me :mrgreen:
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