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Posted: **Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:35 pm**

Hmmmmm thanks

Posted: **Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:37 pm**

your very welcome courtney

/...lmao anyway...stay tuned for some very interessting news coming soon

Posted: **Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:57 pm**

Just dropping by to say hi to some of my usual opponents :wink:

Good luck with your clan guys.

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:43 am**

Riazor wrote:Just dropping by to say hi to some of my usual opponents

Good luck with your clan guys.

Thanks mate! Always welcome in our Tree-house!

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:19 am**

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:19 am**

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:30 am**

Oh you know you like it!

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:37 am**

happy2seeyou wrote:

Oh my! .. hehhhummm ... right lads! form an orderly cue behind Jimonki please!

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:40 am**

OMG!

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:07 am**

happy2seeyou wrote:OMG!

I do apologise .... it's mating season on the savanna; one sniff of Allure, from Chanel, the glimpse of a red bottom and i am anyones!

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:35 pm**

It gives us enormous pleasure to announce the bringing of 3 new members into the Fellowship of the Monki!

These fine and deft exponents of strategic cognisance are:

Seulessliathan (we will call him Linda for short)
Subprime (he was always half way to a primate anyway!)
Blind Date (what can i say.. he seemed so nice by email!)

These 3 are truly masters in a variety of game disciplines and we are very proud to have them join our troop!

Welcome Monki's let us Spank!

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:16 pm**

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:15 pm**

here, here, let the spankings begin

Posted: **Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:48 am**

nothing but smut in this thread! .. get to the designated play area Clapp!

Posted: **Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:28 am**

ayeas boss

Posted: **Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:03 am**

nice additions monkey man

Posted: **Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:12 am**

clapper011 wrote:ayeas boss

hmm playing hard to get huh! ^^

Posted: **Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:21 am**

khazalid wrote:nice additions monkey man

bloody good Khaz!

a few more months of intensive training and team-building exercises (you know the kind of thing: we get a bag of sugar, a spoon, a bottle of household bleach and some cinnamon. then we have to work together to traverse a 50 foot gorge.) and we may even take you for a swing in the trees .. hehe if you guys will take us off your ignore lists that is

Posted: **Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:14 am**

Posted: **Thu Mar 20, 2008 10:26 am**

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clever_Hans

vs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nim_Chimpsky

oh my stars!

Posted: **Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:45 am**

My money will always back a Primate over a horse, in a battle of wits!

.. sheese i used to have a Chimp who helped me do the Times crossword some years ago, she had a very extensive vocabulary!
... hmm well she looked like a chimp.. Well who cares anyway! we share 57% of our genes with the humble cabbage!

Posted: **Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:28 pm**

The Capital Radio DJ Neil "Doctor" Fox, for example, informed viewers that "paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me", before qualifying his remarks with "Now that is scientific fact - there's no real evidence for it - but it is scientific fact".

gotta love the brass eye

Posted: **Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:28 am**

khazalid wrote:The Capital Radio DJ Neil "Doctor" Fox, for example, informed viewers that "paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me", before qualifying his remarks with "Now that is scientific fact - there's no real evidence for it - but it is scientific fact".

gotta love the brass eye

Aye, Chris is a genius.

Posted: **Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:36 pm**

1st request for a clanwar has been placed.

To be continued.

Posted: **Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:34 pm**

bump

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