Conquer Club

Posted: **Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:28 pm**

Since the dawn of time, denizens of Conquer Club have yearned for a Community College in which to learn, forget, make drunken therrads, and appreciate the abstract beauty of the Universe itself.

Since the saturation and stagnation of the Qomedy Qlub, the Community College has taken on the responsibility of the Qommunity, and will be offering all of the above. And more.

Established in 1863, the Community College is focused on focusing the most entertaining, engaging, and conceptually violating therrads in the Conquer Club into one beautiful sub-forum.

The College offers a thrilling range of enthralling courses, some of which are listed here:

show: example courses

Christian Bale has been quoted referring to the Community College as "voracious".

Membership is free (and, in some cases, obligatory), and all applications are thoroughly reviewed by a specially applied team of trained application reviewers.

HOW TO APPLY:

Post in this therrad or send a PM to ManBungalow expressing your interest in joining the superclub.

nietzsche need not apply

Posted: **Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:04 am**

i like to learn underwater basket weaving. considering i live in the Netherlands which is mostly below sealevel, i think this would be a worthwile timeinvestment

Posted: **Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:51 pm**

Rural Property Management sounds like the course for me.

Posted: **Sat Jan 26, 2013 8:15 pm**

I'd love to know how to survive an apocalypse

Posted: **Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:02 pm**

Sign me up for Robotics.

Posted: **Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:18 pm**

After extensive review, the following applications have been approved:

SirSebstar
thehippo8
Gilligan
UCAbears

Congratulations on making it into the most prestigious club around!

Posted: **Sun Feb 03, 2013 1:01 am**

Okay, so for my first assignment I have begun drying out the waterhole and the animals are starting to arrive ... what now ... ???

Posted: **Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:03 pm**

Course BCF0: Surviving Zombie and Raptor Apocalypses begins today.

Available only to members of the CCCC.

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:54 am**

This may have come at the right time ... things havn't been going as well at the waterhole as I would have liked ...

Posted: **Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:13 pm**

Are there any frisbee courses?

Also, California State Community College has a course "The Art of Waterpipe Cleaning". Do you intend to offer a fine course such as this as I am trying to decide where to apply myself?

Posted: **Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:24 am**

I want to apply for the underwater basket weaving course!

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