Conquer Club

A group of well-known CC forum regulars and distinguished fuckheads are looking to recruit one additional fuckhead to their ranks in order to allow them to play one of their traditional "Fuckhead Battle Royale" grudge-matches. The candidate will be required to play a single eight-player game on the World 2.1 map and to make constant and lively contributions to the game-chat (which is likely to be vulgar and offensive). The ideal candidate will be a highly visible member of the forum-community and will have a strong track-record of talking shite. Being notorious in some way, having a talent for flaming (or generally being rude to) other users, and having earned one or more forum-ban, would be a strong advantage. However, all applicants will be considered so long as they are able to demonstrate that they fit the essential criteria of enjoying playing risk, enjoying abusing the pointless ratings system, and preferring to use the game-chat for talking copious amounts of smack and/or bollocks as opposed to tediously ruminating over strategy. In addition to this, the candidate must be vaguely witty and have the ability to read and write basic English.

This advertisement will close as soon as a suitable candidate is found. Please apply below.

No agencies please.

Too bad, I don't understand or write basic English.

Snorri1234 wrote:Too bad, I don't understand or write basic English.

Sorry, what? I didn't catch a word of that.

Mr. Mustard,

Per our recent discussion via pm, I would like to volunteer for the job of Fuckhead. I believe I am over qualified, as I have more than a passing understanding of English, but would be willing to take a pay cut for this position.

Best Regards,

thegreekdog

i am always up for a game on world 2.1

others have called me a fuckhead. also.

Any of the above are notoriously fuckheaded.

When the game is made, link it here so that we we all might enjoy the torrent of hatred.


[Mod Edit] [Topic locked: Shhh] [/Mod edit]

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=90574
What the hell is this? You not only lock the topic unnecessarily, but you don't have the decency to make the post yourself, or give us a reason as to why the topic was locked?

im gonna guess it had something to do with the title

AAFitz wrote:im gonna guess it had something to do with the title

I see nothing wrong the the title. That also doesn't address the other two issues.

hecter wrote:

AAFitz wrote:im gonna guess it had something to do with the title

I see nothing wrong the the title. That also doesn't address the other two issues.

yes it does by defacto logic... the title is obviously the reason, and was obviously going to be locked, ie no need to make a post, because ...well...only a ****head would need one to understand this.

much as even one would know that this will be locked too. As spam, wrong forum, and just being ridiculous....which is a new rule

Hang on... since when were expletives against the rules here?

Sure, no flaming and all that, but simply saying 'f*ck' has never been grounds for a lock or edit before now. Why the sudden change?

fine ignore my advice... test away...

I think it's time for a new clan, fellas!

search.php?keywords=(f*ck+|+fucking)&terms=all&author=&fid[]=8&sc=1&sf=titleonly&sr=topics&sk=t&sd=d&st=0&ch=300&t=0&submit=Search

and also:

search.php?keywords=f*ck&terms=all&author=&fid[]=8&sc=1&sf=titleonly&sr=topics&sk=t&sd=d&st=0&ch=300&t=0&submit=Search

Behold, two lists of similarly titled threads (titles including 'fucking' and 'f*ck' respectively)... note that only two of them are locked (both for reasons other than their titles).

Now, remind me again when it was that threads with expletives in their titles became taboo around here? Then explain to me why my thread in particular got locked (apparently) on account of its title? Or is this just another "We're all fucking terrified of DM" moment from our valiant moderating team?

Dancing Mustard wrote:Hang on... since when were expletives against the rules here?
Sure, no flaming and all that, but simply saying 'f*ck' has never been grounds for a lock or edit before now. Why the sudden change?

I'm one of the biggest anti-flaming folks around here (I think), and I also think the use of expletives is ridiculous. However, DM is right...it's never even been remotely against the rules (nor have I gotten the impression at all that the site wants it that way).

so which prospective fuckhead is actually getting into this game, anyway

There's three spots open... I'll send some PMs (avec passwords + game numbers) around tomorrow evening (after my fellow fuckehads have had a chance to PM me with any objections to those who've put their names forward so far).

Dancing Mustard wrote:There's three spots open... I'll send some PMs (avec passwords + game numbers) around tomorrow evening (after my fellow fuckehads have had a chance to PM me with any objections to those who've put their names forward so far).

What fuckhead's have put their name in the fuckhead hat to be pulled out by you, my fellow fuckhead?

Strife wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:There's three spots open... I'll send some PMs (avec passwords + game numbers) around tomorrow evening (after my fellow fuckehads have had a chance to PM me with any objections to those who've put their names forward so far).

What fuckhead's have put their name in the fuckhead hat to be pulled out by you, my fellow fuckhead?

Ya, there's only two spots open...

bollocks, wasn't much time for many more fuckheads to put their name forward.

I was wondering where it had gone to, fuck this shit sucks.

ive unlocked it for the time being..keep it clean and moving this to callouts

The candidate will be required to to make constant and lively contributions to the game-chat (which is likely to be vulgar and offensive). Promoting offensive comments

Being notorious in some way, having a talent for flaming (or generally being rude to) other users, and having earned one or more forum-ban, would be a strong advantage. Promoting bad behavior

Enjoying abusing the pointless ratings system Ratings abuse is a punishable CC offense.

Locked down.