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In this 22nd edition of the CC newsletter there is going to be an interview with Snorri1234!

Please post any questions you may have for him here and he will answer them in the next edition!

What would your first act be if you won the CC general election?

What makes you tingle in that special place?

Is Calvin coming back?

Do you prefer your pancakes savoury or sweet with apple,cinnamon and lashings of whipped cream ?

When you play, do you channel Coltrane or Lennon?

slowreactor wrote:What would your first act be if you won the CC general election?

Similar to this, what would be your overall aim?


--Andy

what was your last score in Calvinball?

With less than 100 total games completed, and a tenure of over 2 years here on CC, are you even a fan of "Risk based" games? Do you enjoy only lurking through the forums or is this account a proxy multi for someone else?

Why does your name always remind me of the really, really fat Pokemon, "Snorlax"?


Who is your favorite CC-friend whose name starts with an A, ends with a D and has a "rmy of GO" in between?

Why are you even worthy of being interviewed?

How awesome does it make you feel to know that you are more highly regarded on this site than everyone who has not yet been interviewed?

With the holidays steadily approaching...
What has been your most memorable gift ever given? (does not matter what occasion it was given for) And why?

Would a Premium Membership to CC warrant itself as a good gift in your mind?

1) Jungle Book or Lion King?

2) Which social usergroup is the most succesful and flourishing you've ever participated in?

3) 101 Dalmations or Lady & the Tramp?

4) Who do you believe will be permanently banned from the forums next?

5) Why are Hadouken! so good?

team Jacob or team Edward?

To be honest I gotta respect someone who signs up for a movie without reading the script just to hit on his co-star. It reminds me of Samuel L. (motherfucking) Jackson who signed up for Snakes on a Plane because he liked the title. That's it. He didn't bother reading the script or even asking what the thing was about, he just thought "hey this title is funny let me sign up".

Then again Samuel L. (motherfucking) Jackson does the craziest shit. Motherfucker loves golf. Like really fucking love. Dude won't act without being promised to get enough golf-days between acting-days.

Will your answer to this question be in the negative?

if you could change the name of the off topic forum what name would you choose?

Answer only the questions that interest you and that the "moderating team" deems appropriate. Hallowed are the mods.



Do you have any diseases or physical traits that hinder you in any way?


What are your favorite parts of your body and personality? What are your least favorites?


Do you have any deeply disturbing memories?

Like being molested as a child, or being raised Catholic.... or both.


What would be your favorite pet to have? Both realistic (like a dog), and then fantasy (like a female celebrity).


If you had the opportunity to get away, scot-free, with killing a single person in the past, present, or future (and without utterly fucking up the time continuum (or whatever)) in some way, who would it be?

You can't choose Hitler.

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Describe the most fucked up dream that you can remember. If you can't remember a good one, describe the most fucked up thing you can think of. Or both even.


If you HAD to commit suicide, how would you do it?

A dirty bomb went off very near to you and you are very heavily irradiated. You are a walking ghost. Suppose you can choose to die slowly, but that hardly entertains the question.


What is the purpose/meaning of your life? aka why are you here?**

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What is your level of empathy with the female gender?


Have you ever had thoughts of being a woman?


What is your favorite song? Band? Singer/songwriter?

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What is your favorite fast food? Favorite item?


What is your favorite sit-in restaurant, and item?

Name per type of restaurant, if you wish.


What is your favorite movie? Genre? Director? Actor?

Name per genre/director, if you wish.


What is your favorite TV show? Writer? Actor?


What is your favorite book? Writer?

Name per writer, if you wish.


What is your favorite game? Format?

Name per format, if you wish. i.e. tabletop, console, PC.

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What is your favorite past time altogether?

Besides sex.


What is your favorite part of the female, human body? Of the male one?


If you were able to choose exactly, how would you prefer to die?

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If you could choose, what would be your last words?


How many innocents do you feel are worth sacrificing for "the greater good"?

Be it to save one hundred times more people, one thousands times more, or to improve the world for so many times of people (or more).


If you had to put to death an entire species, what would it be?


If you were forced to choose a mental illness to have forced upon yourself, what would it be?

Besides Catholicism.... or Scientology.


If you had to part with a piece of your body, what would it be?

Besides the appendix, or a cancerous bit.


If you had to live out the plot of a horror movie, what would it be?

Army of Darkness does not count.

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What is your favorite car? Make, model, and/or year?


What is your favorite time of day?


What is your favorite season?

Or describe your favorite parts of each if you don't favor a particular one.


What is your favorite year?

Based on personal experience and knowledge of history.


Who is your favorite celebrity?


What is your favorite country?

Based on personal experience and knowledge of history. The United States of America doesn't count.

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If you have one, who is/was your favorite American president?

Based on knowledge of history.


What is your favorite war of all time?

Based on knowledge of history. The Cold War doesn't count.


Do you think that you enjoy answering questions more, less, or about as much as Juan_Bottom?


Do you enjoy answering questions of a sexual and/or obscene nature?



No bullshit answer accepted. You understand that your answer is your own responsibility and Your answer is self imposed. Your answer renders null and void any answer before it. Your answer may or may not forfeit belief in anything including, but not limited to, your own existence. Your answer must not be in the form of a question. Your answer upon sending becomes my property and I retain all right to it. Your answer must obey all local regulations and laws in your area.

What does your mod application say?

Who is the most sexy CC mod ?

What time is it at the North Pole ?

What would you do if you saw an endangered animal eating an endangered plant ?

How many fingers am I holding up?

If you had to be in group isolation for a decade, and you could only choose members of Conquer Club, what handful of people would you choose and why?


--Andy

Just a couple more days for more questions for Mr.1234