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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby jefjef on Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:11 am

How FAWSOME do you think an interrogation of #1_stunna would be?

Why do you think CC isn't interviewing #1_stunna?

Who is your most favorite mod?

What was your funnest forum vacation?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Ace Rimmer on Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:40 pm

What is your opinion on InsomniaRed's goodbye thread?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby trinicardinal on Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:45 pm

Ace Rimmer wrote:What is your opinion on InsomniaRed's goodbye thread(s)?


Fixed
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Serbia on Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:20 pm

How much do you love me?

Why are you so short, and why doesn't it bother you more?

f*ck yeah, unicorn! (not a question)
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:23 pm

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby john9blue on Mon Jul 25, 2011 8:35 pm

so, how's your weiner?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Georgerx7di on Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:36 pm

Umm, so, what about your wiener?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:47 pm

I thought your crazy ex chopped it off last year?
"Eh, whatever."
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby tkr4lf on Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:43 pm

I'm Ron Bergundy?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby whitestazn88 on Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:57 pm

what offseason moves do you forsee the miami heat making? will james retool any part of his game during the off-season/ play in europe with the potential of a lockout/
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Crazyirishman on Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:13 pm

What's the quickest and most effective way for you to get an erection?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby jefjef on Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:20 am

Do you prefer your wiener stuffed in a bun?

With or without condiments?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby trinicardinal on Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:21 am

Why do you want us to ask about your wiener?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:38 am

favourite meme?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby notyou2 on Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:43 pm

Why are you here?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Army of GOD on Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:52 pm

Oh, and inb4
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Crazyirishman on Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:05 pm

How ecstatic were you when you recieved the inb4 lock forum vacation for free?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Queen_Herpes on Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:55 am

Who is better, and why?
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=102006

This link is the best way to make new players feel welcome...

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=102006
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby ManBungalow on Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:24 pm

What's a wiener and where can I get one?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Serbia on Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:15 pm

If someone had some magic beans that, when planted, sprouted a bean that, when eaten, would cause you to grow to a normal height (you know, something taller than 3' 10"), how many cups of sugar would you put into a pot of coffee?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Thu Jul 28, 2011 2:28 am

Does P=NP ?

Provide proof plox.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby AndyDufresne on Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:38 am

Have you ever considered having a friend sign up, or creating a multi, that is named 'Army of Satan/Devil/etc', and then playing some epic 1vs1 games to the death?


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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Ace Rimmer on Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:56 am

Are you and squishyg real good friends?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby #1_stunna on Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:04 am

Ace Rimmer wrote:Are you and squishyg real good friends?


If y'all are real good friends, does that friendship come with benefits?
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15:16:05 ‹Sackett58› Right hand or left Ace?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation - Army of GOD

Postby Ace Rimmer on Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:22 am

#1_stunna wrote:
Ace Rimmer wrote:Are you and squishyg real good friends?


If y'all are real good friends, does that friendship come with benefits?


Did you just throw up in your mouth reading that too?
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