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Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Master Fenrir

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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Master Fenrir

Postby Leehar on Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:08 pm

Do you confuse your R's and L's?
How warm does your wolf-coat keep you in Winter?
Are you really descended from Lycans and Is your Bite now stronger than your Bark?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Master Fenrir

Postby HippieBroker on Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:21 pm

sorry for the re-post...the more I think about this, the more I need to know!

-when the end of the world comes due to nuclear war, when it is just the cockroaches, a big poisonous beetle, Keith Richards and you left alive, what will you do to pass the time?
-top 3 most creative complainers you've come across on CC?
-top 5 best posters on CC? Who writes as well as you do (or close to it??)
-if you could be one famous person, alive or dead, who would it be and why?
-Do you air guitar while you drive? Or are you an air drummer?
-Do you sing in the shower? And when you do sing, do you sound better than the artist who sang that song?
Thanks!
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Master Fenrir

Postby wolfpack0530 on Mon Feb 20, 2012 7:43 pm

MARF!!!!

MY WOLF BROTHER!!!!

BAR NONE, NOT JUST THE GREATEST CC PLAYER OF ALL TIME, BUT THE MOST PERFECT CC PLAYER OF ALL TIME!!

By the way, as clan mouthpiece, I speak for all of FOED, as well as myself, and actually, I speak for you as well here too.

Fen, you can do it all, and make it seem pretty effortless. From turning game chat with LMS into a 45 page documentary about any topic under the sun, to completing impossible comebacks single-handedly, to being an accomplished smack talker, silent assassin, bully, guardian, general, advisor, statestician, comic relief, motivator, strategist, diplomat, politician, thaiwhore banger, terminator, account sitter, or even a goddamn moderator.
Whichever hat you choose to wear for the situation u are in, you set the bar higher than most, and consistenty hold that standard with ease.

Truly a once in a generation type of mind you have there fen

But enough about why everyone hates you.

I have a few questions:
Which players have you played the most games with as a teammate?
Are there any games or series that stick out in you mind as personal favorites?
Is there any appeal for you, in the idea of retiring the persona of master fenrir, and starting over as a noob with no name or reputation?
If you did, how long would it take you to get back to general?

What do you wish to become of your legacy once you retire?

Miko Lee, Asa Akira, Lilly Thai or other?

How thankful are you towards me, for putting you on my shoulders and carrying you through so many games?

enjoy your recognition, you have earned it.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Master Fenrir

Postby Commander9 on Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:20 pm

  1. Which one of famous wolf's in-game techniques do you prefer the most?
  2. Gee, that's a large beetle! I wonder if it's poisonous?
  3. Does this happen to you all the time?


  4. On a scale of all real and imaginary numbers, just how much you love Geico? Explain with a 3 page essay
  5. When did your balls became that hard that you decided to share their hardness with the community?
  6. Kill, shag, marry: L M S, wolfpack or MNDuke? Explain. No, but seriously. I need to know.
  7. What have been the biggest failures and frustrations in your career?
  8. If you had Herpes that you wanted to share with the world, where would you start? Why Ethiopia?

L M S wrote:Let me help you here GLG.
he prefers MARF


I personally preferred MARFMoG.
But... It was so artistically done.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Master Fenrir

Postby grifftron on Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:34 am

How did it feel to join IA halfway thru the war with the pack as a glimpse of hope to destroy the pack, only for that hope to be stripped away as the pack toppled over IA and their midway recruit at the finish line?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Master Fenrir

Postby L M S on Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:20 am

This thread is turning into a bandwidth vampire.

MARFMog, yes that is one of my best.
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Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Master Fenrir

Postby Commander9 on Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:13 pm

If you had to choose a companion, why would it not be an Ethiopian?

If you would have a choice between being stranded by a lonely island on a boat with Aishwarya Rai or being Jonathan Goldsmith, why would you wake up in your office?

Beer Thirty or Top Secret Strategies?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate a guy with a mullet in dark leather clothes playing George Michael? Do YOU like George Michael? Would you play a George Michael song to a baby?

MW3 or Battlefield 3?

Which of these things of these things do you say on your first date?
    A) I've got some condoms and in preparation I've got one on already!
    B) My last girlfriend if I could play 'Smoke on the Water', So I threw a toaster in her bathtub!
    C) You've got good hips. Let me see your teeth... We'll take her!!!
    D) I'm adopting a 'hump and dump' policy.
    E) I haven't had that much fun since I did my dog.
    F) Something else? (Please share)

If I'd start selling an Alcoholic Isotonic drink in public with some Asian ladies as my salesladies, would you finance it?
But... It was so artistically done.
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Master Fenrir

Postby Crazyirishman on Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:55 am

Why do you always kill me in the 1st or 2nd round of any games we play together? was is something I said?

Have you ever considered being a different type of master *insert norse creature*?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Master Fenrir

Postby Leehar on Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:49 am

Fifa 12 or Pes12
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Master Fenrir

Postby pmchugh on Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:20 pm

If you could bring back one perma-banned member, who would it be?
2009-08-12 03:35:31 - Squirrels Hat: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
2009-08-12 03:44:25 - Mr. Squirrel: Do you think my hat will attack me?
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Re: Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- Master Fenrir

Postby safariguy5 on Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:10 pm

Thanks for your questions everyone, Master Fenrir will answer them in the upcoming edition of the CC Newsletter.
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