Conquer Club

Game Game 5927315

This is also the most undeserved win ever. I am going to post the chat so you can see our team chat.

2009-11-13 16:59:45 - ljex [team]: lets talk and work as a team
2009-11-13 17:04:21 - velvetswimmer [team]: ok
2009-11-13 17:05:07 - velvetswimmer [team]: break their bonuc
2009-11-13 17:05:13 - velvetswimmer [team]: bonus
2009-11-13 17:05:17 - ljex [team]: fort motherwell to kadansky
2009-11-13 17:07:31 - ljex [team]: if you had forted where i told you we whould be getting a bonus
2009-11-13 17:08:55 - ljex [team]: now your prob not going to break it
2009-11-13 17:11:59 - velvetswimmer [team]: broken, ok?
2009-11-13 17:12:10 - ljex [team]: fort modrian
2009-11-13 17:12:23 - ljex [team]: to smith
2009-11-13 17:12:43 - ljex [team]: well that was a waste of troops in sa
2009-11-13 17:13:12 - ljex: My partner is a complete noob not forting and taking sa gg
2009-11-13 17:25:45 - ljex: now he isnt going for australia...nooooooooooooooooooooob
2009-11-13 17:28:14 - ljex [team]: if you bother reading this eliminate red
2009-11-13 17:28:40 - courduroy: target back much yellow?
2009-11-13 17:29:11 - ljex: what?
2009-11-13 17:30:22 - ljex: i dont even care if i win anymore blue sucks he dosnt read the game chat he hasnt forted in the last 2 rounds when both times he had good forts that would have stoped green from getting australia he is now foed so i will never have to play with him again
2009-11-13 17:31:47 - courduroy: un real
2009-11-13 17:31:54 - courduroy: luckiest f-er ever
2009-11-13 17:31:58 - velvetswimmer [team]: yellow we are doing ok
2009-11-13 17:32:25 - velvetswimmer [team]: australia is broken
2009-11-13 17:32:35 - velvetswimmer [team]: dont take things so seriously
2009-11-13 17:33:14 - courduroy: split 4v3, 3v2, 2v1 in a row that is unheard of
2009-11-13 17:34:35 - ljex: not even his best move
2009-11-13 17:34:54 - ljex: he finally forted though
2009-11-13 17:35:05 - ljex: we should have a celebration
2009-11-13 17:41:34 - velvetswimmer [team]: stfu yellow as if u know everything
2009-11-13 17:41:40 - ljex [team]: dont cash take australia
2009-11-13 17:42:23 - ljex [team]: fort modrian
2009-11-13 17:42:32 - courduroy: whatever you are paying CC for those dice isn't enough
2009-11-13 17:43:14 - ljex: lol odds are he will lose less than he did
2009-11-13 17:43:38 - courduroy: what are you talking about he lost 1
2009-11-13 17:44:05 - ljex [team]: no he lost 2
2009-11-13 17:44:06 - courduroy: and won 3v1 run your odds again
2009-11-13 17:44:17 - velvetswimmer [team]: yellow take me off your no play list and chill out
2009-11-13 17:44:21 - ljex: no he lost 2
2009-11-13 17:44:36 - ljex [team]: 3 vs 1 is like 70%
2009-11-13 17:44:53 - ljex: 3 vs 1 is 75%
2009-11-13 17:45:57 - ljex [team]: break greens bonus
2009-11-13 17:46:05 - courduroy: odds aren't cumulative; every roll is unique in and of itself
2009-11-13 17:46:13 - ljex [team]: or maybe try to eliminate red
2009-11-13 17:46:32 - ljex: odds are cumulative
2009-11-13 17:46:49 - velvetswimmer [team]: I have only red bonus
2009-11-13 17:47:11 - courduroy: take statistics and call me back
2009-11-13 17:47:12 - ljex: you can say if i have 50% for one and 25% for the other my total odds are 1/8
2009-11-13 17:47:25 - ljex [team]: i have taken statistics
2009-11-13 17:47:33 - ljex: i have taken statistics
2009-11-13 17:47:57 - ljex: yes you get new odds with every roll but at the beginning you can calculate cumulative odds
2009-11-13 17:48:35 - ljex [team]: i would say go after green
2009-11-13 17:48:51 - velvetswimmer [team]: will do
2009-11-13 17:49:03 - ljex [team]: deploy all on johns
2009-11-13 17:50:33 - velvetswimmer [team]: yellow u take it easy, be happy
2009-11-13 17:50:46 - courduroy: cumulative odds do not equal actual odds, that is the enitre point
2009-11-13 17:50:57 - velvetswimmer [team]: this game is in hte bah
2009-11-13 17:51:07 - ljex: yes they do at the start
2009-11-13 17:51:21 - ljex [team]: no green migh be able to eliminate me
2009-11-13 17:51:32 - ljex [team]: you should have taken sa and thn forted me
2009-11-13 17:51:38 - ljex [team]: but we prob have this one
2009-11-13 17:52:18 - velvetswimmer [team]: its panning out ok, take me off your no play list please.
2009-11-13 17:52:49 - ljex [team]: you are till the end of the game
2009-11-13 17:53:06 - ljex [team]: then i will put you back on
2009-11-13 17:53:26 - ljex [team]: there were countless times you made mistakes when i was telling you what to do
2009-11-13 17:54:01 - ljex [team]: do you have a set
2009-11-13 17:55:32 - ljex [team]: eliminate red
2009-11-13 17:56:10 - velvetswimmer [team]: no set
2009-11-13 17:56:38 - ljex [team]: k deploy all on earnst
2009-11-13 17:56:46 - ljex [team]: ernst*
2009-11-13 17:57:02 - velvetswimmer [team]: the game is inevitable yellow, we are the winnes
2009-11-13 17:57:09 - velvetswimmer [team]: *winners
2009-11-13 17:57:24 - ljex [team]: no its not
2009-11-13 17:58:00 - courduroy: such bs
2009-11-13 17:58:07 - ljex [team]: now we are the winniers
2009-11-13 17:58:11 - velvetswimmer [team]: gg red
2009-11-13 17:58:30 - ljex: gg red
2009-11-13 17:58:36 - velvetswimmer: g g red
2009-11-13 17:58:48 - ljex [team]: now just go after green
2009-11-13 18:01:12 - courduroy: seriously??
2009-11-13 18:01:24 - courduroy: WTF your play is madness
2009-11-13 18:01:39 - velvetswimmer: how about we won?
2009-11-13 18:01:59 - courduroy: you are joking right?
2009-11-13 18:02:26 - ljex: that is all blue
2009-11-13 18:02:35 - ljex [team]: i told him what to do
2009-11-13 18:02:42 - ljex: i told him what to do
2009-11-13 18:02:56 - ljex: 2009-11-13 17:58:48 - ljex [team]: now just go after green
2009-11-13 18:02:58 - velvetswimmer: yellow is the general
2009-11-13 18:03:40 - courduroy: trust me you are definitely a pawn that is clear
2009-11-13 18:04:22 - ljex: pawn?
2009-11-13 18:04:30 - ljex [team]: bllue eliminate me then cash
2009-11-13 18:04:33 - ljex [team]: then go after green
2009-11-13 18:04:40 - courduroy: like in chess
2009-11-13 18:04:44 - courduroy: ?
2009-11-13 18:04:50 - courduroy: expendable
2009-11-13 18:04:52 - velvetswimmer [team]: he is referring to the game of chess
2009-11-13 18:04:53 - ljex: oh ok
2009-11-13 18:05:01 - courduroy: gg
2009-11-13 18:05:36 - ljex: im actually still in the game and was able to overcome a absolutly awful partner if he does what i told him to do
2009-11-13 18:06:08 - ljex: blue you need to eliminate me
2009-11-13 18:06:12 - velvetswimmer: courduroy, u unhappy about thie result, lets play again....you set it up please
2009-11-13 18:06:18 - ljex [team]: blue eliminate me then cash
2009-11-13 18:06:27 - ljex [team]: if you do not do this i will foe you again
2009-11-13 18:06:31 - courduroy: blue you need to skip your turn so yellow can cash
2009-11-13 18:06:57 - ljex: i dont have a set or i would have cashed and kiled green myself
2009-11-13 18:07:12 - ljex [team]: dont advance from linchsten
2009-11-13 18:07:32 - courduroy: wtf
2009-11-13 18:07:37 - ljex: what a noob
2009-11-13 18:08:06 - ljex: blue you will remain my foe for eternity
2009-11-13 18:08:12 - courduroy: it is sad that hairy can' tget to you
2009-11-13 18:08:28 - ljex: red and green i feel sorry that you lost to such an awful player
2009-11-13 18:08:46 - ljex: kinda
2009-11-13 18:08:58 - courduroy:
2009-11-13 18:09:16 - ljex [team]: ;p
2009-11-13 18:09:23 - ljex: :p
2009-11-13 18:09:27 - courduroy: perfect dice!!!
2009-11-13 18:09:37 - courduroy: you dumb f blue
2009-11-13 18:09:38 - ljex: whipe that smile of your face
2009-11-13 18:09:55 - ljex: for for life
2009-11-13 18:09:59 - courduroy: does he have a set?
2009-11-13 18:10:12 - ljex: idk
2009-11-13 18:10:23 - ljex: even if he does he will prob misuse
2009-11-13 18:10:27 - courduroy: cause the way he played there is no justice in that
2009-11-13 18:10:32 - courduroy: hehehe
2009-11-13 18:10:52 - ljex: i think im going to make a thread about his stupidity
2009-11-13 18:11:12 - ljex: copy the entire game chat
2009-11-13 18:11:38 - courduroy: what a joke
2009-11-13 18:12:08 - courduroy: most undeserved win of all time for velvet
2009-11-13 18:12:08 - ljex: if i do ill send you a link so you can post in it
2009-11-13 18:12:15 - ljex: yeah
2009-11-13 18:12:43 - courduroy: gg all
2009-11-13 18:12:50 - ljex: most undeserved win for anyone ever
2009-11-13 18:13:15 - courduroy: well you played well
2009-11-13 18:13:40 - ljex: thank you
2009-11-13 18:13:50 - courduroy: and you found someone you never want to play with again

This was a waste of forum space.

Foe and carry on <---- right
Bitch and whine on the forums <---- wrong

And here I thought it was about me. Where you at Ball? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

jefjef wrote:And here I thought it was about me. Where you at Ball? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Search shows that you and Ball have never played a game together...

Serbia wrote:

jefjef wrote:And here I thought it was about me. Where you at Ball? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Search shows that you and Ball have never played a game together...

BigBallinStalin

jefjef wrote:And here I thought it was about me. Where you at Ball? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

This guy is perhaps the worst sidekick I've ever had. I'd roll through huge tracks of land with the panzers on my first turn, then I'd see this fool armed with safety goggles and underwear trotting behind in a battery-powered barbie car. (/me slaps forehead)

If you ask me, this guy is definitely the lamest, least amusing, and worst partner EVER.

natty_dread wrote:Foe and carry on <---- right
Bitch and whine on the forums <---- wrong

Start a sugs and bugs thread to agitate for constructive changes - priceless

Seems to me he won the game for you.

And ROFL at the Bobbit case

Incandenza wrote:

natty_dread wrote:Foe and carry on <---- right
Bitch and whine on the forums <---- wrong

Start a sugs and bugs thread to agitate for constructive changes - priceless

I suggested that same basic thing back then as well.

lgoasklucyl wrote:Worst Partner Ever

i would agree with that 100% great find!!!!!

John and Kate + 8 = ?

ljex [team]: bllue eliminate me then cash
ljex: blue you need to eliminate me
ljex [team]: blue eliminate me then cash

interesting-like some song

qwert wrote:

ljex [team]: bllue eliminate me then cash
ljex: blue you need to eliminate me
ljex [team]: blue eliminate me then cash

interesting-like some song

every time I read the thread title I get a mental image of the comic book guy...

Lorena Bobbit was the worst partner EVER.

Not only attacked partner, but even attacked his intensity cubes.