Conquer Club

on the good side of the die that is--HAH.

I just killed 6 in row with no losses. My brave 4 men are killing them out there, HAAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!


Let's post our great achievements here!@!1 Let's show those damned fools how the dice really are! The die deserve praise, and when you praise them, OH LORD the benefits are a-plenty! YES INDEED!

Makes me think of that Arts game where I killed 43 and lost 5. Left 1 of his. Later in chat the player was asking where all his men went and who did it. He thought the game had a glich or something. Never did let him know. hahahaha

jefjef wrote:Makes me think of that Arts game where I killed 43 and lost 5. Left 1 of his. Later in chat the player was asking where all his men went and who did it. He thought the game had a glich or something. Never did let him know. hahahaha

And to this day, the kid still has nightmares. I'd have nightmares.. terror dreams, mumbling 43... 43... 43, I had 43, and then waking up SCREAMING, "WHO FUCKIN KILLED MY ARMIES!!?!?" Breathign heavily, looking around my room for the perpetrator, where is he I still wonder?

You're a bad man, jefjef.

I just won an 8-man lux assassin game on the very first turn.

Game 5985697

I was the first to go, and one of my dropped territories happened to be adjacent to my target's 2 territories. I dropped one on my unimportant territory, and two on the one next to his, thinking I wanted to spread out so I couldn't be taken out. I'd take one shot at him with the 5 and if I lost, I'd quit. 5v3, I killed 2. 5v1, I killed 1. Advance 3. 4v3, I killed 2. 4v1, I won.

The game was only active for 3 minutes and 40 seconds. From "72o received 3 troops for 2 regions" to "72o won the game" was only 29 seconds. (I realize this is actually really slow for you freestylers and clicky experts, but this is the first time it's ever happened to me.)

Woot! 83 points. And the first time on page 2.

2009-09-29 23:40:33 - xxxxxxx: Seriously I have no idea where my men went? I don't think pink attacked me either?
2009-10-01 12:09:44 - xxxxxxx: no i sure didn't yellow

lol

jefjef wrote:2009-09-29 23:40:33 - xxxxxxx: Seriously I have no idea where my men went? I don't think pink attacked me either?
2009-10-01 12:09:44 - xxxxxxx: no i sure didn't yellow

HAHAHAHAH i remember that

jefjef wrote:Makes me think of that Arts game where I killed 43 and lost 5. Left 1 of his. Later in chat the player was asking where all his men went and who did it. He thought the game had a glich or something. Never did let him know. hahahaha

You sick f*ck.

I had some decent dice yesterday taking out some stacks, but as usually happens when I get decent dice, I take out the big stacks with little loss, and then I get butchered moving through a bunch of ones.

I've genuinely never had superduper dice. I've been on the recieving end of some superdice. When I was just new somebody killed about 30 of my armies with like a 7 or something. Which actaully blew my mind as up until that point I had never even considered attacking something with more armies than what I was attacking with.

I once went through 3 stacks of 5 without loss, which gave me enough of a push to win through a 'medium-stacker' game. My favourite ridiculous dice was in my first ever trips game (against fruitcake no less). We were being completely outplayed, I mean being hammered...Fc was enjoying ribbing us in the chat and my chap made a 5 to attack 13 (Fc had his oceana position 10+1,1,1)...autoed for the hell of it and took the lot. The 'whoop' that went up in our office was a thing to behold.

72o wrote:I just won an 8-man lux assassin game on the very first turn.

Game 5985697

I was the first to go, and one of my dropped territories happened to be adjacent to my target's 2 territories. I dropped one on my unimportant territory, and two on the one next to his, thinking I wanted to spread out so I couldn't be taken out. I'd take one shot at him with the 5 and if I lost, I'd quit. 5v3, I killed 2. 5v1, I killed 1. Advance 3. 4v3, I killed 2. 4v1, I won.

The game was only active for 3 minutes and 40 seconds. From "72o received 3 troops for 2 regions" to "72o won the game" was only 29 seconds. (I realize this is actually really slow for you freestylers and clicky experts, but this is the first time it's ever happened to me.)

Woot! 83 points. And the first time on page 2.

Heh. I lurv ManBungalow's voyeur comment.