Conquer Club

parker4s wrote:For all those who condemned me please apologize. Even though you harrassed me i fixed the problem with muchhhhhhhh work and processing. Thank you for your patience StephenB

Another person I'd really like to thank is King Achilles He was extremely helpful and always answered my questions. Thank you so much.

Mr Changsha wrote:On behalf of the BpB may I just say that if you are going to offer a prize you should buy the prize and if you don't buy the prize you are breaking the holy covenant of liberal capitalism, and if you don't buy the prize IMMEDIATELY after you said you would (and I mean IMMEDIATELY...within no more than 0.7 nanoseconds of the prize being won) you should be strung up to the nearest tree and have 25 dollars (in coins my good man coins) inserted one by one up your obviously tight colon. That you bought it after a week of shirking your responsibilites(sic) does not require an apology from our glorious leader, rather you should apologise(sic) for infuriating Vace, a man we like to call in our forums 'The man that can and will without shirking, prevaricating or any nancy nonesense(sic) whatsoever' with your tawdry time-keeping.

Mwah hah ha hah ha ha.....

demonfork wrote:

Mr Changsha wrote:On behalf of the BpB may I just say that if you are going to offer a prize you should buy the prize and if you don't buy the prize you are breaking the holy covenant of liberal capitalism, and if you don't buy the prize IMMEDIATELY after you said you would (and I mean IMMEDIATELY...within no more than 0.7 nanoseconds of the prize being won) you should be strung up to the nearest tree and have 25 dollars (in coins my good man coins) inserted one by one up your obviously tight colon. That you bought it after a week of shirking your responsibilites(sic) does not require an apology from our glorious leader, rather you should apologise(sic) for infuriating Vace, a man we like to call in our forums 'The man that can and will without shirking, prevaricating or any nancy nonesense(sic) whatsoever' with your tawdry time-keeping.

Mwah hah ha hah ha ha.....

It's not funny...VC acted like a fucking moron and he should apologize for it

Mr Changsha wrote:you should be strung up to the nearest tree and have 25 dollars (in coins my good man coins) inserted one by one up your obviously tight colon.

parker4s wrote:Excuse me i dont want to be rude to you, but i bought it actually before the contest was even over. Take that apology and shove it up your colon. We all see how great a clan the BpB is now.....

Mr Changsha wrote:
Note to self: I must stop assuming people can appreciate humour above the basic a + b = c level. If you could you would realise that I was quite subtly on your side.

Of course Vace would have got it in a flash. Top man Vace.

stahrgazer wrote:

Mr Changsha wrote:
Note to self: I must stop assuming people can appreciate humour above the basic a + b = c level. If you could you would realise that I was quite subtly on your side.

Of course Vace would have got it in a flash. Top man Vace.

vace also hasn't been subjected to a week's worth of harassment just for trying to do something nice, Chang. Having had a couple long chats with parker, let me please reassure you that he's got a little more than the basic intelligence and under other circumstances, would likely have gotten a chuckle out of your droll wit.

p.s. parker... just write Chang off as a typical nutcase (literally: he had them dipped in lead and that lead'll sometimes really get to the braincells, especially since in men, lead-dipped nuts are awfully close to the main brainstem in use )

Mr Changsha wrote:
I'm actually quite aroused by that last statement...'my lead-dipped nuts' indeed!

natty_dread wrote:Lead-dipped nuts? Come on, what kind of sissy does that. I on the other hand inject tetraethyl lead into my femoral veins and hump the exhaust pipes of cars for pay, to give them superb antiknock qualities.

Hahaha..... Who would do that....