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Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 2:57 pmby the.killing.44
.44 and ManB offer you this:
If you're winning a BR that will give you 763 points (there are 15 seconds left in the round and you need to use them to kill someone; if you don't, someone else will win) and the girl (or guy, who are we to judge…) calls you to ask you out or what have you, do you pick up the phone? Keep in mind the call will end in 10 seconds, s/he won't call you back or pick up, and you can't multitask.
We believe this is one of the more unanswerable questions in life.
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 2:58 pmby nagerous
Pussy always comes first man.
Completely unfeasible scenario though, they always call back.
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:24 pmby AAFitz
nagerous wrote:Pussy always comes first man.
Completely unfeasible scenario though, they always call back.
especially if you ignore them
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:01 pmby slowreactor
the.killing.44 wrote:.44 and ManB offer you this:
If you're winning a 8 man speeder (there are 15 seconds left in the round and you need to use them to kill someone; if you don't, someone else will win) and the girl (or guy, who are we to judge…) calls you to ask you out or what have you, do you pick up the phone? Keep in mind the call will end in 10 seconds, s/he won't call you back or pick up, and you can't multitask.
We believe this is one of the more unanswerable questions in life.
Simple. Win the game, then call her back saying sorry you just missed her, you couldn't find the phone/was in the bathroom/had to take out the garbage/any excuse that might work well.
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:01 pmby slowreactor
the.killing.44 wrote:.44 and ManB offer you this:
If you're winning a 8 man speeder (there are 15 seconds left in the round and you need to use them to kill someone; if you don't, someone else will win) and the girl (or guy, who are we to judge…) calls you to ask you out or what have you, do you pick up the phone? Keep in mind the call will end in 10 seconds, s/he won't call you back or pick up, and you can't multitask.
We believe this is one of the more unanswerable questions in life.
Simple. Win the game, then call her back saying sorry you just missed her, you couldn't find the phone/was in the bathroom/had to take out the garbage/any excuse that might work well.
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:04 pmby Army of GOD
One word. Multi-tasking.
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:07 pmby natty dread
That's two words with a hyphen.
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:07 pmby the.killing.44
slow & GOD, neither of those will work in our scenario. SEE HOW INTENSE THIS IS!??!
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:15 pmby Incandenza
Um, that's a pretty simple one: you pick up the damn phone and give the game away. Coitus > CC
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:16 pmby Army of GOD
Have my clone pick up the phone.
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:17 pmby ManBungalow
slowreactor wrote:Simple. Win the game, then call her back saying sorry you just missed her, you couldn't find the phone/was in the bathroom/had to take out the garbage/any excuse that might work well.
She's tied up on a high roof-top. Also, you're Batman.
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:24 pmby khazalid
i hate to sit on the fence, but i'm gonna have to say it depends.
i hate to play the stereotypical male role, but i'm gonna have to add on how cute she is.
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:26 pmby natty dread
Play the turn in 9 seconds, then answer the phone.
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:28 pmby the.killing.44
natty_dread wrote:Play the turn in 9 seconds, then answer the phone.
Not possible, you need to wait for 10 seconds and then kill, watching for a steal.
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Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:35 pmby Corno4825
Easy. Ignore the call, win the game, then call her back explaining to her how you had to win the game. If she thinks its stupid, she's not the right type of girl. Its kinda like a firewall.
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:36 pmby the.killing.44
Corno4825 wrote:Easy. Ignore the call, win the game, then call her back explaining to her how you had to win the game. If she thinks its stupid, she's not the right type of girl. Its kinda like a firewall.
Sheeeee wontttttttt pickkkkkkk upppppppp ifffffff youuuuuuuu callllllllll againnnnnnnn
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:38 pmby natty dread
OK then, answer the call, tell her you'll call her back in a minute, then play the turn and call her back.
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:40 pmby skeletonboy
the.killing.44 wrote:Corno4825 wrote:Easy. Ignore the call, win the game, then call her back explaining to her how you had to win the game. If she thinks its stupid, she's not the right type of girl. Its kinda like a firewall.
Sheeeee wontttttttt pickkkkkkk upppppppp ifffffff youuuuuuuu callllllllll againnnnnnnn
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:43 pmby slowreactor
natty_dread wrote:OK then, answer the call, tell her you'll call her back in a minute, then play the turn and call her back.
OK, to put it simply, you can choose EITHER the game OR the girl. There is NO cheap way to get both. Basically it comes down to which one is more important to you, the game or the girl?
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:46 pmby the.killing.44
slowreactor wrote:natty_dread wrote:OK then, answer the call, tell her you'll call her back in a minute, then play the turn and call her back.
OK, to put it simply, you can choose EITHER the game OR the girl. There is NO cheap way to get both. Basically it comes down to which one is more important to you, the game or the girl?
Allah akbar, someone gets it.
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:47 pmby 72o
More data is required.
Is this my wife or my (would-be) girlfriend? Is she hot? How is the sex? There are a lot of factors that will play into this.
If my wife, or not hot, or boring sex, I'll win the game. If not my wife, and she's hot, and we have porno-style sex, I'll answer the phone.
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:54 pmby skeletonboy
I spend 10 seconds thinking, then dont have time to do either.
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:56 pmby Corno4825
72o wrote:More data is required.
Is this my wife or my (would-be) girlfriend? Is she hot? How is the sex? There are a lot of factors that will play into this.
If my wife, or not hot, or boring sex, I'll win the game. If not my wife, and she's hot, and we have porno-style sex, I'll answer the phone.
Also how many points could you gain/lose? Will you rank up or drop? Such things are important also.
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:57 pmby 72o
Corno4825 wrote:72o wrote:More data is required.
Is this my wife or my (would-be) girlfriend? Is she hot? How is the sex? There are a lot of factors that will play into this.
If my wife, or not hot, or boring sex, I'll win the game. If not my wife, and she's hot, and we have porno-style sex, I'll answer the phone.
Also how many points could you gain/lose? Will you rank up or drop? Such things are important also.
I don't really care about points or rank, I just find I'm not as likely to prioritize sex above all else anymore. Unless it meets the above qualifications.
Re: Deep, Involved, CC-Related Philosophical Questions
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Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:36 pmby Timminz
Anyone who finds this to be a difficult decision, needs to re-evaluate their priorities.