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Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:46 am**

With the 1000s of posts and loads of comments in the chat room, I thought this would be a good place to put some of the better quotes and sayings from fellow CCers in one place.

Rule #1: Must be an actual quote ... cannot say something like:

Cynthia: I really like hector.

Make it substantive because I've seen some good ones...

Go...

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:49 am**

AK_iceman wrote:
wicked wrote:
lackattack wrote:Is your monkey smiling or frowning?

^^^^ that might just be the quote of the year ^^^^

I still think Twill saying...
Twill wrote:f*ck shit ass bitch

is better.

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:19 pm**

This was a quotable quote

Fireside Poet Joined

max is gr8: Cynthia you're onlyusing FP and clapper for sex

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:27 pm**

Max you are retarded

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:27 pm**

GrazingCattle wrote:Max you are retarded

I had to post it to quote it.

I think it speaks volumes of truths!

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:28 pm**

areyouincahoots wrote:johnny seems to have lost interest...this depresses me somewhat...

areyouincahoots wrote:I need slaves, not corpses...

And my favourite...

areyouincahoots wrote:Johnny?!?!? That's YOU on CC's myspace? Oh my goodness, you're a cutie...lmao.

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:31 pm**

Ronaldinho wrote:As for me being gay - your correct, ill suck your cock no problem baby boy, pop that little suger candy into my mouth and ill suck you dry you fucking fag.

Ummmm probs should of put - nsfw of the title. But i think this was a cracker. Everyone thought i was some raving nut case who loved cock, and i had them eating out the palm of my hand

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P.s Some people still think im gay though :lol:

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:35 pm**

Ronaldinho wrote:Wickeds my dad.

That makes sense if you are that black guy in your sig.

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:37 pm**

flashleg8: This shit stops now. I refuse to be enslaved by a cunning chimp with a stick.

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spuzzell: Now f*ck off till you learn how to type. You dirty moronic lazy AOL-using shingle ridden childhood obesity posterchild. Prick.

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Thread topic: A serious discussion as to which faith a child born to a mormon and a catholic should be brought up in.

Banana Stomper: How many of the moms are catholic?

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:38 pm**

GrazingCattle wrote:
GrazingCattle wrote:Max you are retarded

I had to post it to quote it.

I think it speaks volumes of truths!

I think that is offensive as some people in wheelchairs are really retarded so I will add you to my ignore list and hope other peopledothe same.

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:51 pm**

I give up.

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:54 pm**

Fireside Poet wrote:I give up.

LMFAO!!!!!!! :lol:

this actually made me piss myself Fp =D>

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:57 pm**

Conquer General wrote:how come i can't upload my image?

Enigma wrote:um, you have to upload it to another server and then link it to this site

Conquer General wrote:you have to have access to the internet?

Hanul wrote:Yes... Just upload it thru imageshack and paste the link here.

Conquer General wrote:imageshack?

oaktown wrote:the fact that two people have already voted for you to continue working on a map they've never seen, being made by a dude who doesn't know if he has access to the internet, confirms my belief that some people would say yes to any new map on this site.

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:59 pm**

max is gr8 wrote:
GrazingCattle wrote:
GrazingCattle wrote:Max you are retarded

I had to post it to quote it.

I think it speaks volumes of truths!

I think that is offensive as some people in wheelchairs are really retarded so I will add you to my ignore list and hope other peopledothe same.

LOL. Who thinks I am a prick? FP can you change this to a who thinks GC is a prick thread? I would post on that!

Max you say dumb stuff ALL THE TIME!!! That is why you are retarded!

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:14 pm**

Spuzzell wrote:spuzzell: Now f*ck off till you learn how to type. You dirty moronic lazy AOL-using shingle ridden childhood obesity posterchild. Prick.

I think I remember that one

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:59 pm**

max is gr8 wrote:
GrazingCattle wrote:
GrazingCattle wrote:Max you are retarded

I had to post it to quote it.

I think it speaks volumes of truths!

I think that is offensive as some people in wheelchairs are really retarded so I will add you to my ignore list and hope other peopledothe same.

sorry to point it out but some people not in wheelchairs are 'retarded'.
can we get back to the point the point of the thread please:

millej11 wrote:illaritate f*ck

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:07 pm**

joeyjordison wrote:
max is gr8 wrote:
GrazingCattle wrote:
GrazingCattle wrote:Max you are retarded

I had to post it to quote it.

I think it speaks volumes of truths!

I think that is offensive as some people in wheelchairs are really retarded so I will add you to my ignore list and hope other peopledothe same.

sorry to point it out but some people not in wheelchairs are 'retarded'.
can we get back to the point the point of the thread please:

Max, stop fucking hiding behind the fact you're in a wheelchair to excuse you from any of this on 'moral grounds' or because you're 'offended'. Fucking grow up; it's not like being in a wheelchair makes you better than anyone else, and as GrazingCattle said if you didn't post so much immature crap on here then maybe we wouldn't need to use *waves fingers menacingly* the forbidden R-word.

And...

millej11 wrote:illaritate f*ck

LOL!

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:09 pm**

to all picking on Max... this is not the flame wars, take your crap elsewhere.

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:14 pm**

thank you wicked...

and i have a ? why does it show wicked as the thread starter, when FP is the first to post? and here is a great quote!

lackattack wrote:Conquer Club
making spouses jealous since 2006

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:16 pm**

B/C we're multis. :lol:

seriously, this thread was spammed to hell when FP first started it, so I moved and split the topic, which in the process screwed that up.

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:20 pm**

wicked wrote:B/C we're multis.

seriously, this thread was spammed to hell when FP first started it, so I moved and split the topic, which in the process screwed that up.

I said I was sorry. Anyway, the quotes are great, unfortunatly, I don't have a quote. I just felt the need to say that. O and lol at the "illaritate" quote.

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:24 pm**

destroyer5000 wrote:2007-01-27 13:07:58 - destroyer5000: please dont please man
2007-01-27 13:08:09 - destroyer5000: f*ck this f*cknig sh*t game!!!!
2007-01-27 13:08:39 - destroyer5000: f*ck you two f*cknig as*hole i hope you f*cking die you c*nt
2007-01-27 13:09:17 - destroyer5000: f*cking as*hole!!!!!

I don't know if I had to censor that or not so I did just in case.

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:13 pm**

hecter wrote:I said I was sorry. Anyway, the quotes are great, unfortunatly, I don't have a quote. I just felt the need to say that. O and lol at the "illaritate" quote.

That's your problem, some stuff doesn't need to be said.

Anyway some quality chat from the olden days, back when crossword was first released-

2006-04-21 21:29:14 - qeee1: blue you really should rip into yellow some... in case you haven't noticed he's winning horribly...
2006-04-21 22:23:10 - ChaunceyMo: who, me? you guys are solidly entrenched whilst I'm spread out like a spandex on a fat man. if anything, I should be asking YOU for help. maybe we should all just work on leaving eachother alone and we can have peace in our time.

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:20 pm**

2007-03-10 17:20:10 - everywhere116: If red gets me we all lose!!!! Help!!!!
2007-03-10 17:26:15 - Gary30060: no...if red gets you...you lose.....
2007-03-10 18:38:16 - everywhere116: this is assassin, you idiot! If one of us dies, his assassin wins and the others lose.

Obviously someone who doesnt read the rules.

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:56 pm**

Check out the most entertaining feedback here, be sure to look at the stuff he's left as well:

http://www.conquerclub.com/player.php?p ... nillaZilla

My personal favorite:

Dear Lord he is terrible. He's also into beastiality porn.
TheLordChrist's response: All creatures great and small, the lord jesus loves them all.

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