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Re: Hey everyone

Postby Crazyirishman on Sun Jun 09, 2013 11:39 am

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BGtheBrain wrote:I thought it was a joke. I mean, it clearly looks like a joke. Or at least a bad attempt at sarcasm.

Locking this one up to keep players from hurting themselves.


The CD Team is going to discuss this thread...after some sleep...everyone try not to hurt themselves for a few hours.

After a brief review, I see some baiting, some trolling, and (if I am not mistaken) a player that was warned not to continue causing issues in this thread...continuing to cause issues in this thread. So we will be back in a bit (under my definition of "bit"). Cheers.
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Re: Hey everyone

Postby jefjef on Sun Jun 09, 2013 3:40 pm

Way to go, <INSERT MOD NAME> - you've proven again how you lack people skills. Don't respond to me again, you're pissing me off with your justifications and whether or not you may deflect this, you are baiting me. Let me tell you this, you do not represent CC in a positive manner with your responses. They do more harm then good. Just because you are a moderator/administrator on this site does not mean a) you're perfect and so are your decisions, b) your abusive powers, so evident in your arrogant responses does not mean you're God.

This is exactly why I'm not satisfied.
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Re: Hey everyone

Postby BigBallinStalin on Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:34 am

This thread is a work of art.
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Re: Hey everyone

Postby iAmCaffeine on Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:37 am

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Re: Hey everyone

Postby Crazyirishman on Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:26 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:This thread is a work of art.


Okay. The appropriate warnings and such have been issued.

The CDs are watching this one closely, so bait, flame, and troll at your own peril.

Cheers.
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Re: Hey everyone

Postby squishyg on Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:01 pm

jefjef wrote:Way to go, <INSERT MOD NAME> - you've proven again how you lack people skills. Don't respond to me again, you're pissing me off with your justifications and whether or not you may deflect this, you are baiting me. Let me tell you this, you do not represent CC in a positive manner with your responses. They do more harm then good. Just because you are a moderator/administrator on this site does not mean a) you're perfect and so are your decisions, b) your abusive powers, so evident in your arrogant responses does not mean you're God.

This is exactly why I'm not satisfied.


Again, it was abandoned by the OP. There is no more point in posting in this thread. I am locking it.
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Re: Hey everyone

Postby jefjef on Tue Jun 11, 2013 2:23 am

Who of "smart" mods move here where is not belonge. Are we need to congratulate mods for ban qwenshother,or moderators ,only want to show that comunity are bunch of morons, and they dont know diference betwen discusion abouth ban,and general congratulations.
Mods kick in ass comunity, these is how i see now these merge topic situation.
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Re: Hey everyone

Postby smegal69 on Tue Jun 11, 2013 3:36 am

jefjef wrote:Everytime I have an urge to grab a large blunt instrument to enhance my sexual prowess with my lastest victim.....oooops I mean partner. I fantasize about our moderators at C.C. and how I need a larger instrument to enhance their sexual needs.


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Re: Hey everyone

Postby Crazyirishman on Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:14 am

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jefjef wrote:Everytime I have an urge to grab a large blunt instrument to enhance my sexual prowess with my lastest victim.....oooops I mean partner. I fantasize about our moderators at C.C. and how I need a larger instrument to enhance their sexual needs.


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This update was not scheduled to be released yet. I'm looking into this.
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Re: Hey everyone

Postby jefjef on Tue Jun 11, 2013 4:08 pm

Crazyirishman wrote:This update was not scheduled to be released yet. I'm looking into this.


The street corners are fine. But, yesterday, I was chilling on the corner of Edison and Wilcox, when a man in a rusty red truck pulls up. Now, I'm nice, and he said he would pay me after and usually I trust them enough that they will. So we do our thing (a blowjob and a handjob, to be exact) and then he drops me off and gives me 20 cents...2dimes...=(
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Re: Hey everyone

Postby Crazyirishman on Tue Jun 11, 2013 5:37 pm

jefjef wrote:
Crazyirishman wrote:This update was not scheduled to be released yet. I'm looking into this.


The street corners are fine. But, yesterday, I was chilling on the corner of Edison and Wilcox, when a man in a rusty red truck pulls up. Now, I'm nice, and he said he would pay me after and usually I trust them enough that they will. So we do our thing (a blowjob and a handjob, to be exact) and then he drops me off and gives me 20 cents...2dimes...=(


sit tight, it's all good at his end and will get much brighter

and on another note, we hit the magic number again 13001 users played a game in the last 30 days
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Re: Hey everyone

Postby squishyg on Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:27 pm

You know, somebody on Reddit made a good point.
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Re: Hey everyone

Postby iAmCaffeine on Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:07 am

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Re: Hey everyone

Postby jefjef on Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:08 am

like I said.. Ill take you all on..


you are nothing to the 3 gun shot wounds and 2 stab wounds





Illl tak you all on...l bring it...




BRING IT
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Re: Hey everyone

Postby iAmCaffeine on Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:52 am

Intriguing. The log shows that cyan's last territory was taken in your last attack, but somehow the map was not updated to reflect that. The system knows that the game is no longer active, but perhaps because that territory was mucked up, it didn't go through the process of declaring a winner and awarding points.
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Re: Hey everyone

Postby Crazyirishman on Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:18 pm

iAmCaffeine wrote:Intriguing. The log shows that cyan's last territory was taken in your last attack, but somehow the map was not updated to reflect that. The system knows that the game is no longer active, but perhaps because that territory was mucked up, it didn't go through the process of declaring a winner and awarding points.


Don't fret. It just moved up to the top with the other Official groups.

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Re: Hey everyone

Postby john9blue on Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:50 pm

search.php?keywords=locked&t=161701

this thread has set a new record for most times locked.

that being said, to prevent people from going back and editing the lockings out of their posts, this thread is LOCKED and previous lockers will be going on a forum vacation.
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Re: Hey everyone

Postby Crazyirishman on Fri Jun 14, 2013 12:25 am

john9blue wrote:http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/search.php?keywords=locked&t=161701

this thread has set a new record for most times locked.

that being said, to prevent people from going back and editing the lockings out of their posts, this thread is LOCKED and previous lockers will be going on a forum vacation.


I was thinking the same thing! That is why I responded rather than nailing him for trolling/baiting!

"Look Lois, my Alphabits spell "oooooooo"" "Peter, those are Cherios."

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Re: Hey everyone

Postby jefjef on Sat Jun 15, 2013 4:45 pm

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Update complete.


You cannot post nasty pictures of another player petting a whale's dick.
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Re: Hey everyone

Postby squishyg on Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:08 am

jefjef wrote:
Crazyirishman wrote:
Update complete.


You cannot post nasty pictures of another player petting a whale's dick.


You have 48 hours to get another final game created otherwise I will do it for you and record this as an abandoned tournament for you.
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Re: Hey everyone

Postby Crazyirishman on Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:32 am

jefjef wrote:
Crazyirishman wrote:
Update complete.


You cannot post nasty pictures of another player petting a whale's dick.


Closed, topic has been made twice, no need for this one
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Re: Hey everyone

Postby BigBallinStalin on Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:42 am

Crazyirishman wrote:
jefjef wrote:
Crazyirishman wrote:
Update complete.


You cannot post nasty pictures of another player petting a whale's dick.


Closed, topic has been made twice, no need for this one


This is NOT off topic hahahahaha

But I'm a nice guy (sometimes)
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Re: Hey everyone

Postby Crazyirishman on Sun Jun 16, 2013 5:35 pm

squishyg wrote:
jefjef wrote:
Crazyirishman wrote:
Update complete.


You cannot post nasty pictures of another player petting a whale's dick.


You have 48 hours to get another final game created otherwise I will do it for you and record this as an abandoned tournament for you.


I'll continue to look into it, as it is something I'd like to do, but I have a long-established list of things that have to be done.
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Re: Hey everyone

Postby jefjef on Mon Jun 17, 2013 12:56 am

Um, go f*ck yourself? You whiny fucking little bitch. Seriously? This post shows you are probably one of the most pathetic assholes on this site. What did you add here? Vaseline (you can't even spell that right can you, you little fucking prick)...blow jobs? You are fucking clown who can't handle fog games...that is clear. So why don't you do us all a favor...shut the f*ck up and play only in the sun.
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Re: Hey everyone

Postby MoB Deadly on Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:04 pm

Do the world a favor and lock the thread permanently.
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