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Postby nietzsche on Mon May 28, 2012 10:42 pm

So I start a game, 1vs1 classic, deploy 1 in in location, 3 in another, I attack 3 times 3 vs 2, lost all 3, fort 2 to another location, making a 5.

Next turn I deploy 1 on a 3, and 3 on the 5, I attack and lost 4 3 vs 2 challenges. So I freak out and auto everything, giving the game away.

But next turn I have a 3 next to a 7 of the other player, deploy 3 there, and kill the 7 without losing a single army.

I guess that's how the dice stats even out. That's retarded, yeah yeah i understand probablity blah blah blah.

It's been going like this since I purchased back my premium, it's like I'm being punished for going without premium for a month.
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby Pirlo on Mon May 28, 2012 11:09 pm

another dice bitching thread!

Screw you complainers.

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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby natty dread on Mon May 28, 2012 11:17 pm

How stupid do you even have to BE to post something like that,
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby nietzsche on Mon May 28, 2012 11:59 pm

And I just got only red and green cards for 9 rounds in a row, from round 12 to 21 of a flat rate game.
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby Pirlo on Tue May 29, 2012 12:08 am

nietzsche wrote:And I just got only red and green cards for 9 rounds in a row, from round 12 to 21 of a flat rate game.


you knew the risk of flat rate! If you think you are always unlucky, then minimize the luck factor and start playing no spoils to show a decent strategy?

P.S. you don't even deserve me mentioning my holy penis in your thread anymore.. no penis for you!
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby nietzsche on Tue May 29, 2012 12:10 am

Pirlo, shut up or I'll drive to Michael Jordan and cut your penis off.
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby Pirlo on Tue May 29, 2012 12:12 am

you know? I created only one decent quote in my whole life... "Luck is the excuse of losers!"
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Postby Phatscotty on Tue May 29, 2012 12:50 am

You got nuttin on me. I lost 33-10 and they still had 5 left
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby Jronicaing on Tue May 29, 2012 3:33 am

I think you can try that again...
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby Gabriel13 on Tue May 29, 2012 7:21 am

Oh nietzsche.. I thought you were better than this!
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Postby HighlanderAttack on Tue May 29, 2012 8:49 am

I am with you--FUCK CC RANDOMNESS
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby codierose on Tue May 29, 2012 8:58 am

+1 randombullshit.org
but whats the point in complaining who listens
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby natty dread on Tue May 29, 2012 11:49 am

Yeah, this randomness thing? It's total bullshit.

I want non-random dice. I want to know that if I attack x vs y I will lose exactly z troops. I am allergic to fun and excitement, I want everything in my life to be 100% certain.
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby Pirlo on Tue May 29, 2012 12:01 pm

natty dread wrote:Yeah, this randomness thing? It's total bullshit.

I want non-random dice. I want to know that if I attack x vs y I will lose exactly z troops. I am allergic to fun and excitement, I want everything in my life to be 100% certain.


I think we also need a feature that allows us to stop people from attacking us if they are gonna get some good dice!
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Re: %$#&#%*&%^&( DICE

Postby ManBungalow on Tue May 29, 2012 12:40 pm

inb4 dice stats
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