Conquer Club

Funkyterrance wrote:Nerd.

Woodruff wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:Nerd.

You say that like it's a bad thing. In my household, that is a high compliment.

Funkyterrance wrote:Yeah I suppose being a nerd is fine till you get sand kicked in your face.

Gillipig wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:Guys, stop sounding so much like you're trying to get into his pants ffs. You're acting like a bunch of slobbering greasy fazeeks.

(Except for woodruff, you're cool)

Fixed .

Robinette wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:Looks like you're going to be playing woodruff.

There are 6 seats at this game table...

while i had hoped only the wittiest would be invited,
so far, this would include you,
simply because you have posted SOMETHING...

Robinette wrote:

Gillipig wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:Guys, stop sounding so much like you're trying to get into his pants ffs. You're acting like a bunch of slobbering greasy fazeeks.

(Except for woodruff, you're cool)

Fixed .

How did you know?
What tipped you off?

Was it when i scratched my crotch?
Was it my refusal to read instructions?
Was it because I forgot my anniversary?
Was it because i left the toilet lid up?
Was it my untidy room and clean clothes on the floor?
Was it my obsession with football?
Was it my lack of personal hygiene etiquette?
Was it when i burped and/or farted?
Was it when i ogled at other girls?
Was it my short attention span?
Was it my lack of maturity?
Was it because i only want one thing?

AslanTheKing wrote:That would be to easy,
heres a little poem for u


Do not weep, maiden, for war is kind.
Because the lover threw wild hands toward the sky
And the affrighted steed ran on alone,
Do not weep.
War is kind.

Hoarse, booming drums of the regiment,
Little souls who thirst for fight,
These men were born to drill and die.
The unexplained glory flies above them,
Great is the Battle-God, great, and his Kingdom -
A field wher a thousand corpses lie.

Do not weep, babe, for war is kind.
Because your father tumbled in the yellow trenches,
Raged at his breast, gulped and died,
Do not weep.
War is kind.

Swift blazing flag of the regiment,
Eagle with crest of red and gold,
These men were born to drill and die.
Point for them the virtue of slaughter,
Make plain to them the excellence of killing
And a field where a thousand corpses lie.

Mother whose heart hung humble as a button
On the bright splendid shroud of your son,
Do not weep.
War is kind.

Robinette wrote:

Gillipig wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:Guys, stop sounding so much like you're trying to get into his pants ffs. You're acting like a bunch of slobbering greasy fazeeks.

(Except for woodruff, you're cool)

Fixed .

How did you know?
What tipped you off?

Was it when i scratched my crotch?
Was it my refusal to read instructions?
Was it because I forgot my anniversary?
Was it because i left the toilet lid up?
Was it my untidy room and clean clothes on the floor?
Was it my obsession with football?
Was it my lack of personal hygiene etiquette?
Was it when i burped and/or farted?
Was it when i ogled at other girls?
Was it my short attention span?
Was it my lack of maturity?
Was it because i only want one thing?

Robinette wrote:Was it because i left the toilet lid up?

Woodruff wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:Yeah I suppose being a nerd is fine till you get sand kicked in your face.

I can't really say I've ever had that problem.

Dibbun wrote:

Robinette wrote:Was it because i left the toilet lid up?

I will never understand why women care about this.

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Dibbun wrote:

Robinette wrote:Was it because i left the toilet lid up?

I will never understand why women care about this.

Funkyterrance wrote:

Woodruff wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:Yeah I suppose being a nerd is fine till you get sand kicked in your face.

I can't really say I've ever had that problem.

Woodruff, I can't believe this. If not only metaphorically.

_sabotage_ wrote:I dont put the lid up in the first place.

Woodruff wrote:

Dibbun wrote:

Robinette wrote:Was it because i left the toilet lid up?

I will never understand why women care about this.

Accidentally sit in the bowl in the middle of the night once, and you might. <smile>

Funkyterrance wrote:

Woodruff wrote:

Dibbun wrote:

Robinette wrote:Was it because i left the toilet lid up?

I will never understand why women care about this.

Accidentally sit in the bowl in the middle of the night once, and you might. <smile>

So now woodruff is a chick??? Now I'm really confused...