Conquer Club

2012-09-05 23:37:28 - AslanTheKing: gl
2012-09-05 23:38:22 - GeneralRisk: hi
2012-09-05 23:48:11 - GeneralRisk: u always bitch about dice but your dice are better than most
2012-09-05 23:51:07 - AslanTheKing: thats my secret, always public bitching gives good dice
2012-09-06 00:01:43 - GeneralRisk: your dice are actually a joke
2012-09-06 00:11:37 - GeneralRisk: gg I got the dice u always complain about
2012-09-06 00:24:46 - GeneralRisk: U mind finishing
2012-09-06 00:25:01 - GeneralRisk: u holding me hostage
2012-09-06 00:25:14 - GeneralRisk: finish next turn
2012-09-06 00:28:40 - GeneralRisk: u fucking moron
2012-09-06 00:28:58 - GeneralRisk: u foed for life u douchebag
2012-09-06 00:30:42 - GeneralRisk: so u won a game big fucking deal idiot
2012-09-06 00:31:06 - GeneralRisk: u played like a moron but i had shit dice
2012-09-06 00:33:54 - GeneralRisk: if your stupid ass dont know how to win then ill tell u
2012-09-06 00:34:19 - GeneralRisk: take the mound and take my 6 stack u dipshit
2012-09-06 00:34:38 - GeneralRisk: or ill make a c and a case
2012-09-06 00:35:50 - GeneralRisk: i left all my troops on a ball so 1 on my glove queenie
2012-09-06 00:36:12 - GeneralRisk: Asian the drag queen
2012-09-06 00:37:27 - AslanTheKing: thx, never pyd this map
2012-09-06 00:37:38 - GeneralRisk: i, gona deadbeat now queenie and ill file the report
2012-09-06 00:37:42 - AslanTheKing: mound and kick ure ass
2012-09-06 00:38:03 - GeneralRisk: im filing
2012-09-06 00:38:38 - GeneralRisk: i took a snap of of the map
2012-09-06 00:38:59 - GeneralRisk: have a good life dragqueen
2012-09-06 00:40:33 - AslanTheKing: played this map first time, had no idea i have to take mound to kick ure ass, thx for helping

this is actually a good example to make people feel ashamed the next day,
im having fun reading all this comments, feel free to post your funny chat moments of funny people

i am sure i did write some crazy things- i was ashamed the next day, maybe u can find it and post it here, i cant stop laughing

GeneralRisk is a well known asshole of CC with many personal problems. Most people who have been here for any amount of time have had run-ins with him and realize that he acts like this with everyone and accordingly, don't take it personally. I myself foed him ages ago as he is just toxic energy imho. My CC experience has been much more the better for it.

Peace,
FT

Another on of my favorites


2012-07-13 23:37:00 - AslanTheKing: 2012-07-13 22:33:55 - mr. white123 [team]: u had to attack los angeles dickhead
2012-07-13 23:37:17 - hmsps: yu that was early rounds
2012-07-13 23:37:22 - mr. white123: when u do this, i will chase u forever around the site
2012-07-13 23:38:55 - AslanTheKing: apologize, its still not late
2012-07-13 23:39:17 - mr. white123: ok sorry yellow
2012-07-13 23:39:52 - AslanTheKing: accepted
2012-07-13 23:40:09 - hmsps: so the pts mean more than principles blue?
2012-07-13 23:40:17 - AslanTheKing: now apologize to red and green
2012-07-13 23:40:38 - mr. white123: no, the points mean more than u red
2012-07-13 23:40:45 - mr. white123: sorry red and green
2012-07-13 23:41:07 - AslanTheKing: apologize to red and green by name mr white, time is running out
2012-07-13 23:41:18 - mr. white123: haha
2012-07-13 23:41:26 - mr. white123: are u a sm addict?
2012-07-13 23:41:39 - mr. white123: sorry hmsps
2012-07-13 23:41:45 - mr. white123 [team]: sorry afroaction
2012-07-13 23:41:45 - AslanTheKing: im serious
2012-07-13 23:41:50 - mr. white123: sorry afroaction.
2012-07-13 23:41:53 - hmsps: The game is still on. Right now i am being attacked by my own teammate. Diplomacy all over the place.... he accused you of diiplomancy yellow
2012-07-13 23:42:16 - mr. white123: the points mean everthing to him yellow
2012-07-13 23:42:24 - mr. white123 [team]: i already sais sorry
2012-07-13 23:42:37 - mr. white123 [team]: i already said sorry
2012-07-13 23:42:50 - mr. white123 [team]: start your turn please
2012-07-13 23:42:56 - hmsps: 2012-07-13 22:42:39 - hmsps [team]: too late blue, pts not that important to me
2012-07-13 23:43:24 - mr. white123: yeah right
2012-07-13 23:43:32 - mr. white123: why do u say that im weak than?
2012-07-13 23:43:41 - mr. white123: pretty rude to put that on my wall
2012-07-13 23:44:05 - mr. white123: after i said im sorry
2012-07-13 23:44:26 - hmsps: lol blue its way too late
2012-07-13 23:44:40 - mr. white123: for what?
2012-07-13 23:45:16 - hmsps: for any apology, just not that interested
2012-07-13 23:45:23 - mr. white123: whatever
2012-07-13 23:45:29 - hmsps: its not sincere
2012-07-13 23:45:37 - AslanTheKing: blue just stop being rude
2012-07-13 23:45:39 - mr. white123: that shows the real weakness
2012-07-13 23:45:58 - mr. white123: i said sorry, red is putting things on my wall
2012-07-13 23:47:28 - mr. white123: the round limit would have saved me anyway
2012-07-13 23:48:07 - hmsps: oh well thats good then
2012-07-13 23:48:22 - hmsps: all this totally unneccear
2012-07-13 23:48:35 - mr. white123: so we keep on going with it
2012-07-13 23:48:39 - mr. white123: why?
2012-07-13 23:49:00 - mr. white123: u could havefinished it by puttng troops on magadan yellow
2012-07-13 23:49:25 - mr. white123: byebye green
2012-07-13 23:49:48 - afroaction: because your rude and impatient, and it's fun watching you making an ass of yourself
2012-07-13 23:50:05 - mr. white123: oh ok
2012-07-13 23:50:16 - mr. white123: thanks for the comment
2012-07-13 23:50:43 - hmsps: gg yellow
2012-07-13 23:50:59 - mr. white123: BYE GAYFACES
2012-07-13 23:51:03 - AslanTheKing: sorry guys
2012-07-13 23:51:16 - hmsps: see yellow
2012-07-13 23:51:28 - mr. white123: cry

[quote="Funkyterrance"]GeneralRisk is a well known asshole of CC with many personal problems. Most people who have been here for any amount of time have had run-ins with him and realize that he acts like this with everyone and accordingly, don't take it personally. I myself foed him ages ago as he is just toxic energy imho. My CC experience has been much more the better for it.

Peace,

To be honest, i dont take it personal at all
just because i was laughing so much, i wanted to share my laugh
its fun

So who is supposed to be the dickhead in the second example? Incrimination has a way of being self inflicted if you're not careful.

Funkyterrance wrote:So who is supposed to be the dickhead in the second example? Incrimination has a way of being self inflicted if you're not careful.

since this was a team game, my teammate wrote this to me ( so only i could read it, i copy paste it, to show my opponent what kind of a teammate im dealing with )

mr. white123 [team]: u had to attack los angeles dickhead

Check the post on my wall from Breal.

Tenebrus wrote:Check the post on my wall from Breal.

Anyone who talks about "becoming my authentic self",qualifies as a pretentious asshole before this is confirmed by the rudeness to you personally.

AslanTheKing wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:So who is supposed to be the dickhead in the second example? Incrimination has a way of being self inflicted if you're not careful.

since this was a team game, my teammate wrote this to me ( so only i could read it, i copy paste it, to show my opponent what kind of a teammate im dealing with )

mr. white123 [team]: u had to attack los angeles dickhead

My mistake.

That kmhebert needs to settle down a bit.

2011-09-02 13:53:22 - Ace Freely: Freakin dice.
2011-09-07 10:27:45 - kmhebert: CE go after blue come on
2011-09-08 14:56:42 - kmhebert: get a plane and hit grain silo, last time I will help
2011-09-09 11:19:04 - kmhebert: maybe you didn't hear me, I hope that got your attention
2011-09-22 23:01:02 - kmhebert: go after blue ACE hole
2011-09-26 01:00:41 - kmhebert: green he is going to kill us both. What is your game plan here
2011-09-26 01:28:57 - Ace Freely: Red, every time you hit me hard, you immediately suggest that I hit Blue.
2011-09-26 01:29:00 - Ace Freely: Are you retarded?
2011-09-26 14:52:09 - kmhebert: He has 98 trrops
2011-09-26 14:52:31 - kmhebert: just bomb grain silo
2011-09-27 00:31:42 - kmhebert: graiiin silo
2011-09-27 07:02:09 - Ace Freely: He's got 11 troops there, and it would only knock his bonus down by 2.
2011-09-27 22:00:52 - kmhebert: well now I am going to suicide into you because you are a fucking asshole piece of shit bastard

kmhebert wrote:That kmhebert needs to settle down a bit.

2011-09-02 13:53:22 - Ace Freely: Freakin dice.
2011-09-07 10:27:45 - kmhebert: CE go after blue come on
2011-09-08 14:56:42 - kmhebert: get a plane and hit grain silo, last time I will help
2011-09-09 11:19:04 - kmhebert: maybe you didn't hear me, I hope that got your attention
2011-09-22 23:01:02 - kmhebert: go after blue ACE hole
2011-09-26 01:00:41 - kmhebert: green he is going to kill us both. What is your game plan here
2011-09-26 01:28:57 - Ace Freely: Red, every time you hit me hard, you immediately suggest that I hit Blue.
2011-09-26 01:29:00 - Ace Freely: Are you retarded?
2011-09-26 14:52:09 - kmhebert: He has 98 trrops
2011-09-26 14:52:31 - kmhebert: just bomb grain silo
2011-09-27 00:31:42 - kmhebert: graiiin silo
2011-09-27 07:02:09 - Ace Freely: He's got 11 troops there, and it would only knock his bonus down by 2.
2011-09-27 22:00:52 - kmhebert: well now I am going to suicide into you because you are a fucking asshole piece of shit bastard

Yeah, what a dick.

2012-09-06 14:26:50 - 72o: odd move
2012-09-06 14:34:49 - 72o: jeez
2012-09-06 14:36:34 - 72o: what the f*ck green
2012-09-06 14:36:44 - 72o: are you just dumb?
2012-09-06 14:36:49 - 72o: red has half the fucking map
2012-09-06 14:37:08 - 72o: you wasted your cash on that instead of breaking him
2012-09-06 14:37:47 - 72o: jesus christ you motherfuckers are stupid
2012-09-06 14:40:11 - 72o: if you guys don't hit red after he retakes his bonus, I will suicide into both of you and guarantee his victory
2012-09-06 14:40:25 - 72o: i am not going to break him again, I did it twice
2012-09-06 14:40:43 - 72o: use those enormous stacks for something
2012-09-06 14:41:57 - 72o: i hate you so much green
2012-09-06 14:42:01 - 72o: gg red
2012-09-06 14:47:59 - 72o: lolz
2012-09-06 14:48:09 - 72o: last time either of you attacked red was round 12
2012-09-06 14:48:15 - 72o: you're so dumb
2012-09-06 14:49:32 - 72o: that 2 bonus is really going to help now that red is dropping 20
2012-09-06 14:49:36 - 72o: fucking idiot
2012-09-06 14:51:16 - 72o: go on green attack me
2012-09-06 14:51:32 - 72o: that's all you know how to do anyway
2012-09-06 14:52:08 - 72o: lulzy, too little too late homey
2012-09-06 14:52:21 - Rebels1990: i see green is ur pupet pink
2012-09-06 14:53:05 - 72o: like that's going to matter, this game is over, been over since they decided to stop attacking you 5 rounds ago
2012-09-06 14:53:24 - 72o: coincidentally the same round you took the largest bonus in the game
2012-09-06 14:53:50 - 72o: you'll be happy to know I wasted all my troops suiciding into them when they refused to attack you earlier
2012-09-06 14:53:54 - Rebels1990: last i checkepd yellow had half the ma
2012-09-06 14:53:54 - RISEME: god glad i only just read this bitching chat last go been to tied up in to many speed games , its just a game guys , get over it
2012-09-06 14:54:49 - 72o: maybe you should play one game at a time so you know what the f*ck is going on
2012-09-06 14:54:57 - 72o: you guys both gave this game to red
2012-09-06 14:55:25 - 72o: and then I helped by hitting your stacks
2012-09-06 14:56:00 - egerskydiver: so you gave it away!lol!
2012-09-06 14:56:14 - 72o: i told you what I was going to do
2012-09-06 14:56:26 - 72o: I said if you didn't break red I would suicide into you
2012-09-06 14:56:30 - 72o: so what did you do?
2012-09-06 14:56:36 - 72o: you broke MY fucking bonus
2012-09-06 14:56:39 - 72o: fucking retard
2012-09-06 14:56:56 - 72o: gg red
2012-09-06 14:57:13 - egerskydiver: betrayer
2012-09-06 14:57:50 - 72o: what? how did I betray you? I did exactly what I said I would.
2012-09-06 14:58:13 - 72o: I was trying to keep the game even at a critical point, we needed to team up against red
2012-09-06 14:58:24 - 72o: you guys are dumb as f*ck and did the exact opposite, never attacking him
2012-09-06 14:58:53 - 72o: so then I resigned myself to letting him win
2012-09-06 14:59:07 - 72o: at least if he is an idiot he didn't cause me to lose, you guys did
2012-09-06 14:59:43 - 72o: haha you suck yellow
2012-09-06 15:01:08 - RISEME: god is the swearing realy needed so your a bit hacked off try the mrs brown method ( THATS NICE )
2012-09-06 15:01:41 - 72o: I like to swear
2012-09-06 15:01:49 - 72o: what is the mrs. brown method
2012-09-06 15:02:32 - 72o: gg red
2012-09-06 15:02:57 - 72o: green, yellow, gl in your future CC endeavors
2012-09-06 15:03:56 - Rebels1990: gg pink
2012-09-06 15:04:45 - Rebels1990: i needed this game just lost 3str8
2012-09-06 15:04:49 - egerskydiver: yeah, gg pink!
2012-09-06 15:05:11 - 72o: i was almost a colonel on friday, been a long slide
2012-09-06 15:06:15 - Rebels1990: i think if u had tried for greens cards then hit me was ur only chance.
2012-09-06 15:06:18 - Rebels1990: gg
2012-09-06 15:07:51 - 72o: thought about it but green had huge stacks built up
2012-09-06 15:08:06 - 72o: he was hiding almost 80 troops before I suicided into him
2012-09-06 15:08:17 - 72o: he did end up blasting you with one stack

72o wrote:2012-09-06 14:26:50 - 72o: odd move
2012-09-06 14:34:49 - 72o: jeez
2012-09-06 14:36:34 - 72o: what the f*ck green
2012-09-06 14:36:44 - 72o: are you just dumb?
2012-09-06 14:36:49 - 72o: red has half the fucking map
2012-09-06 14:37:08 - 72o: you wasted your cash on that instead of breaking him
2012-09-06 14:37:47 - 72o: jesus christ you motherfuckers are stupid
2012-09-06 14:40:11 - 72o: if you guys don't hit red after he retakes his bonus, I will suicide into both of you and guarantee his victory
2012-09-06 14:40:25 - 72o: i am not going to break him again, I did it twice
2012-09-06 14:40:43 - 72o: use those enormous stacks for something
2012-09-06 14:41:57 - 72o: i hate you so much green
2012-09-06 14:42:01 - 72o: gg red
2012-09-06 14:47:59 - 72o: lolz
2012-09-06 14:48:09 - 72o: last time either of you attacked red was round 12
2012-09-06 14:48:15 - 72o: you're so dumb
2012-09-06 14:49:32 - 72o: that 2 bonus is really going to help now that red is dropping 20
2012-09-06 14:49:36 - 72o: fucking idiot
2012-09-06 14:51:16 - 72o: go on green attack me
2012-09-06 14:51:32 - 72o: that's all you know how to do anyway
2012-09-06 14:52:08 - 72o: lulzy, too little too late homey
2012-09-06 14:52:21 - Rebels1990: i see green is ur pupet pink
2012-09-06 14:53:05 - 72o: like that's going to matter, this game is over, been over since they decided to stop attacking you 5 rounds ago
2012-09-06 14:53:24 - 72o: coincidentally the same round you took the largest bonus in the game
2012-09-06 14:53:50 - 72o: you'll be happy to know I wasted all my troops suiciding into them when they refused to attack you earlier
2012-09-06 14:53:54 - Rebels1990: last i checkepd yellow had half the ma
2012-09-06 14:53:54 - RISEME: god glad i only just read this bitching chat last go been to tied up in to many speed games , its just a game guys , get over it
2012-09-06 14:54:49 - 72o: maybe you should play one game at a time so you know what the f*ck is going on
2012-09-06 14:54:57 - 72o: you guys both gave this game to red
2012-09-06 14:55:25 - 72o: and then I helped by hitting your stacks
2012-09-06 14:56:00 - egerskydiver: so you gave it away!lol!
2012-09-06 14:56:14 - 72o: i told you what I was going to do
2012-09-06 14:56:26 - 72o: I said if you didn't break red I would suicide into you
2012-09-06 14:56:30 - 72o: so what did you do?
2012-09-06 14:56:36 - 72o: you broke MY fucking bonus
2012-09-06 14:56:39 - 72o: fucking retard
2012-09-06 14:56:56 - 72o: gg red
2012-09-06 14:57:13 - egerskydiver: betrayer
2012-09-06 14:57:50 - 72o: what? how did I betray you? I did exactly what I said I would.
2012-09-06 14:58:13 - 72o: I was trying to keep the game even at a critical point, we needed to team up against red
2012-09-06 14:58:24 - 72o: you guys are dumb as f*ck and did the exact opposite, never attacking him
2012-09-06 14:58:53 - 72o: so then I resigned myself to letting him win
2012-09-06 14:59:07 - 72o: at least if he is an idiot he didn't cause me to lose, you guys did
2012-09-06 14:59:43 - 72o: haha you suck yellow
2012-09-06 15:01:08 - RISEME: god is the swearing realy needed so your a bit hacked off try the mrs brown method ( THATS NICE )
2012-09-06 15:01:41 - 72o: I like to swear
2012-09-06 15:01:49 - 72o: what is the mrs. brown method
2012-09-06 15:02:32 - 72o: gg red
2012-09-06 15:02:57 - 72o: green, yellow, gl in your future CC endeavors
2012-09-06 15:03:56 - Rebels1990: gg pink
2012-09-06 15:04:45 - Rebels1990: i needed this game just lost 3str8
2012-09-06 15:04:49 - egerskydiver: yeah, gg pink!
2012-09-06 15:05:11 - 72o: i was almost a colonel on friday, been a long slide
2012-09-06 15:06:15 - Rebels1990: i think if u had tried for greens cards then hit me was ur only chance.
2012-09-06 15:06:18 - Rebels1990: gg
2012-09-06 15:07:51 - 72o: thought about it but green had huge stacks built up
2012-09-06 15:08:06 - 72o: he was hiding almost 80 troops before I suicided into him
2012-09-06 15:08:17 - 72o: he did end up blasting you with one stack

You know, you guys would have much better luck if you were a little more diplomatic. Its no wonder people don't do the opposite just to spite you lol.

They do the opposite quite often, that's why I keep losing. I find it very difficult to be diplomatic in the face of stupidity without sounding patronizing.

RHP1

Riskmaster101 wrote:RHP1

What???

Flame wars?

Funkyterrance wrote:GeneralRisk is a well known asshole of CC with many personal problems. Most people who have been here for any amount of time have had run-ins with him and realize that he acts like this with everyone and accordingly, don't take it personally. I myself foed him ages ago as he is just toxic energy imho. My CC experience has been much more the better for it.

Peace,
FT

I may well be the biggest asshole on the site. You Sir suck the best cock.

GeneralRisk wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:GeneralRisk is a well known asshole of CC with many personal problems. Most people who have been here for any amount of time have had run-ins with him and realize that he acts like this with everyone and accordingly, don't take it personally. I myself foed him ages ago as he is just toxic energy imho. My CC experience has been much more the better for it.

Peace,
FT

I may well be the biggest asshole on the site. You Sir suck the best cock.

Thanks for the affirmation, GeneralRisk.
I'll have to say at least you have the capacity to respect rank. Funny how certain parts of the deranged mind tend to remain intact.

Funkyterrance wrote:GeneralRisk is a well known asshole of CC with many personal problems. Most people who have been here for any amount of time have had run-ins with him and realize that he acts like this with everyone and accordingly, don't take it personally. I myself foed him ages ago as he is just toxic energy imho. My CC experience has been much more the better for it.

Peace,
FT

If I am foed then how come I can write on your wall....I have never been in a game with your stupid ass..Check your wall, liar.

Hmm, I must have given you another chance in spite of your shortcomings. I'll have to say its refreshing to see that someone can grow so little in such a long span of time. Ah well, as they say, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. Foed (again).

Funkyterrance wrote:Hmm, I must have given you another chance in spite of your shortcomings. Ah well, as they say, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. Foed (again).

I could care less....I have never played with u in a game and I give a rats ass if I ever do.

GeneralRisk wrote:

Funkyterrance wrote:Hmm, I must have given you another chance in spite of your shortcomings. Ah well, as they say, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. Foed (again).

I could care less....I have never played with u in a game and I give a rats ass if I ever do.

Hmm, you are quite mad aren't you? Now I just feel pity.
The ravages of syphilis are hard to watch.
They say the memory is the first thing to go...

AslanTheKing wrote:2012-09-05 23:37:28 - AslanTheKing: gl
2012-09-05 23:38:22 - GeneralRisk: hi
2012-09-05 23:48:11 - GeneralRisk: u always bitch about dice but your dice are better than most
2012-09-05 23:51:07 - AslanTheKing: thats my secret, always public bitching gives good dice
2012-09-06 00:01:43 - GeneralRisk: your dice are actually a joke
2012-09-06 00:11:37 - GeneralRisk: gg I got the dice u always complain about
2012-09-06 00:24:46 - GeneralRisk: U mind finishing
2012-09-06 00:25:01 - GeneralRisk: u holding me hostage
2012-09-06 00:25:14 - GeneralRisk: finish next turn
2012-09-06 00:28:40 - GeneralRisk: u fucking moron
2012-09-06 00:28:58 - GeneralRisk: u foed for life u douchebag
2012-09-06 00:30:42 - GeneralRisk: so u won a game big fucking deal idiot
2012-09-06 00:31:06 - GeneralRisk: u played like a moron but i had shit dice
2012-09-06 00:33:54 - GeneralRisk: if your stupid ass dont know how to win then ill tell u
2012-09-06 00:34:19 - GeneralRisk: take the mound and take my 6 stack u dipshit
2012-09-06 00:34:38 - GeneralRisk: or ill make a c and a case
2012-09-06 00:35:50 - GeneralRisk: i left all my troops on a ball so 1 on my glove queenie
2012-09-06 00:36:12 - GeneralRisk: Asian the drag queen
2012-09-06 00:37:27 - AslanTheKing: thx, never pyd this map
2012-09-06 00:37:38 - GeneralRisk: i, gona deadbeat now queenie and ill file the report
2012-09-06 00:37:42 - AslanTheKing: mound and kick ure ass
2012-09-06 00:38:03 - GeneralRisk: im filing
2012-09-06 00:38:38 - GeneralRisk: i took a snap of of the map
2012-09-06 00:38:59 - GeneralRisk: have a good life dragqueen
2012-09-06 00:40:33 - AslanTheKing: played this map first time, had no idea i have to take mound to kick ure ass, thx for helping

Here is the link to the game that this hostage taking weasel took this chat from..........http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=11626601