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I have a hostage.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 06, 2021 12:34 am
by hypnos96
I am holding Saxibot whambot Cybabe, hostage in Game 18481958Game 18482046 Game 19144669 Game 19156938 Game 19163894Game 19176061my demands are simple.


The following are preferred toppings for pizza.
Jalpenos
olives
onions
tomatoes
green pepers
pineapple
three cheese blend

If there is corn on the pizza the hostage will be dumped in a large body of water.

Re: I have a hostage.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 06, 2021 12:41 am
by IcePack
Where do we send the pizza too?

Re: I have a hostage.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 06, 2021 1:41 am
by Keefie
hypnos96 wrote:I am holding Saxibot whambot Cybabe, hostage in Game 18481958Game 18482046 Game 19144669 Game 19156938 Game 19163894Game 19176061my demands are simple.


The following are preferred toppings for pizza.
Jalpenos
olives
onions
tomatoes
green pepers
pineapple
three cheese blend

If there is corn on the pizza the hostage will be dumped in a large body of water.


This must be a joke, he's asking for Pineapple.

Re: I have a hostage.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 06, 2021 2:34 pm
by general cod
I offer the steam off my piss if that's any help...

Re: I have a hostage.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 06, 2021 2:45 pm
by Nut Shot Scott
Keefie wrote:
hypnos96 wrote:I am holding Saxibot whambot Cybabe, hostage in Game 18481958Game 18482046 Game 19144669 Game 19156938 Game 19163894Game 19176061my demands are simple.


The following are preferred toppings for pizza.
Jalpenos
olives
onions
tomatoes
green pepers
pineapple
three cheese blend

If there is corn on the pizza the hostage will be dumped in a large body of water.


This must be a joke, he's asking for Pineapple.


Minus the onions, that's a brilliant pizza.

Re: I have a hostage.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 12:27 am
by iAmCaffeine
i like all the toppings, not sure about having them together..

Re: I have a hostage.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 12:49 am
by Hooch
If you're going to be taken seriously, it needs canned Spaghetti

Re: I have a hostage.

PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2021 4:34 am
by TeeGee
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Re: I have a hostage.

PostPosted: Sat Jun 19, 2021 5:06 am
by Arama86n
Keefie wrote:This must be a joke, he's asking for Pineapple.

Agreed.

Re: I have a hostage.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 08, 2021 9:46 am
by 2dimes
hypnos96 wrote:I am holding Saxibot whambot Cybabe, hostage in Game 18481958Game 18482046 Game 19144669 Game 19156938 Game 19163894Game 19176061my demands are simple.


The following are preferred toppings for pizza.
    Jalpenos
    olives
    onions
    tomatoes
    green pepers
    pineapple
    three cheese blend

    If there is corn on the pizza the hostage will be dumped in a large body of water.


    Somebody better deliver that pizza.

    IcePack wrote:Where do we send the pizza too?


    Game 21032157

    Also some Dr Pepper on ice.

    Re: I have a hostage.

    PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 12:00 am
    by Devante
    You lost me at Dr Pepper, i'll deliver said pizza, but now i'll throw in some corn on the cob on top of the pineapple

    Re: I have a hostage.

    PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 6:08 pm
    by Davie.K
    Tell them to rub the lotion on their skin otherwise they'll get the hose again.

    Re: I have a hostage.

    PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2021 11:35 pm
    by 2dimes
    Dr Pepper is delicious.

    Change of address. Game 21165979

    Re: I have a hostage.

    PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2021 11:51 pm
    by Devante
    Can't believe this is still a thing...i've ordered requested pizza, pineapples and all. sad day, sad day I say

    Re: I have a hostage.

    PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 12:05 am
    by Nut Shot Scott
    I want to know who's multi the OP was going to be. Comes in, drops this bomb, bounces out, never seen again. Left an indelible mark, though.

    Re: I have a hostage.

    PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 1:04 am
    by 2dimes
    I'd tell you but Razorvich asked me not to say. Oops, now I've done it. Sorry Raz.uhu

    Re: I have a hostage.

    PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2021 7:14 am
    by 2dimes
    Devante wrote:Can't believe this is still a thing...i've ordered requested pizza, pineapples and all. sad day, sad day I say


    Well, I never got them. Also my demands were simple.

    • one Cessna 172N full of fuel
    • one Colman cooler with ice
    • six 250 ml Dr Peppers
    • one copy of Playboy magazine featuring Debbie Gibson in new condition
    • a medium pizza
    • eleven piddle packs

    I figure a small pizza is plenty now and maybe a current copy of AUTABUY will be an acceptable magazine substitute, but...

    I need that C-172.

    Game 21302632

    I don't currently have a hostage but...

    PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2022 7:27 am
    by 2dimes
    Last year I flew a Citabria, so I suppose most light singles with conventional landing gear should be fine now.

    I believe a nice ACA or an Aviat Husky would be perfect.

    https://www.trade-a-plane.com/search?ma ... e=aircraft

    Re: I have a hostage.

    PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2022 11:58 am
    by Dukasaur
    Have you ever thought about opening a regular cargo run to Chile to import guano?

    Re: I have a hostage.

    PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2022 10:10 pm
    by 2dimes
    No, especially not in the short range little slow poke rental planes I have flown.