Conquer Club

It's under cooked and crunchy.

Your worthless, shitty, RIGGED, clumsy, unbalanced, meal enjoyment-destroying, RICE.

Who are the ADMIN's; OWNER's of this website that for +10-11 years, have stood by scratching their heads while THOUSANDS of members have abandoned CC.... ?
Who do I speak to in order to get this message through?

- it is NOT occasional verbal abuse
- it is not biased truces/alliances
- it is not personal matters unbeknownst to any others
- it is not collective change of internet gameplay dynamics, and enhanced tech desires
.....that are the primary cause of declining traffic.

it is the RICE, ruining meal after meal after meal after meal after meal. And ruining Combo after Combo after Combo after Combo...

Your efforts to diversify game dynamics within the website are commendable, as is your enthusiasm and passion for keeping this ship running. Most operations and features of CC are tip-top. Your FAILURE to acknowledge the undercooked parts as the main reason of disinterest and dissuasion, continues to be the main problem you refuse to solve.

Why.......?
Why won't you amend & correct the changes made to the RICE formula in 2011/2012?
Have you been 'locked-out' of the access codes to be able to do this?
Did you forget how to rectify this nonsensical side dish?
Is a former Admin holding the recipe for RICE, hostage?
.....maybe you are afraid to make any corrections because doing so would be the admission that for more than a f**king decade, thousands of members have been screwed over by a problem you previously denied was even an issue, when you could have just fixed it?

EVERYBODY KNOWS THERE'S A PROBLEM!


I write this because i want to know how Uncle Ben can HELP!! I want to be able to enjoy lunch without hitting 10-grains of uncooked food with my teeth, just to lose my appetite.
This shit needs to end, or your website will continue to wither away. Tell us all why you:
A) are unable to fix this problem
B) are unwittingly supporting the destructive cook
C) are choosing to ignore our pleas for a fix for +10 years

.....do you need the assistance of a chef/rice cooker to fix this problem? Or are you actively supporting this ongoing horseshit?

Because it ain't working.

YES, OF COURSE, THIS is the reason:

1) CC is in Decline;

2) Players complain about CC;

3) inflation is too high;

4) Foods tastes so bad TODAY;

5) why Food is so Expensive;

6) women reject so many CC players;

7) jimmie boi and ralph are so DUMMM (or dumb, or plain STOOOOPID, to be Frank); and

why there is too much Darkness and stupidity in this world.

jusplay4fun wrote:5) why Food is so Expensive;

FIX - THE - PRICE

PureStink wrote:

jusplay4fun wrote:5) why Food is so Expensive;

FIX - THE - PRICE

Good one, but it is better to FIX- the - LICE, FIX- the - MICE, FIX- the - VICE,

And while we are at it, FIX - the - SPICE, BUT NOT the SPLICE.

I fixed it TWICE

Take my advice
and fry the rice

add bacon, not mice
It'll taste real nice

Twice as nice, TeeGee.

Time to post in this one thrice.

Dukasaur wrote:

Is thrice the rice, thrice as nice?

Dukasaur wrote:Is thrice the rice, thrice as nice?

Maybe they need to use Ice?

Be Nice, especially on Ice, use a bit of Spice, and then cook the Rice, nicely. Avoid Lice, and don't Splice things. AND FIX the PRICE of the Dice, OR ELSE..!!

2dimes wrote:Admin,

Fix
The
Peking
Rice

Or, Fix the Rice from Beijing.

I guess if people keep bumping CC is declining I can bump this amazing post I just noticed. Well done, sir!

Hey. It was only resting for a week, fun parody threads are not as prevalent in GD.

Ltrain wrote:I guess if people keep bumping CC is declining I can bump this amazing post I just noticed. Well done, sir!

2dimes has a great sense of humor and great posts, too.

wp, 2dimes...*salutes*