Conquer Club

after seeing all the posts about the dice. I'm wondering if anyone has any dice rutuals they go through when getting bad dice. You know, like rubbing a rabbits foot on the monitor

I sort of have one. If I lose 3 rolls in a row (total 6 troops), I stop rolling, look at the clock and wait 3 to 5 minutes before continuing. I know it doesn't really make a difference, but I still do it.

haha yes
when ever i have a really important roll i'll say a chant/prayer :$

"God of the dice hear my prayer,
Bring me Red, Oh so fair!"

and usually it works, thus my continuing in doing it :$

sacrifice a virgin at the full moon and spin around thrice in your computer chair. Also read the Count of Monte Cristo.

The1exile wrote:sacrifice a virgin at the full moon and spin around thrice in your computer chair. Also read the Count of Monte Cristo.

You mean at new moon, at full moon you're sacrificing to the card gods.

And you'll want to be sure you're spinning clockwise. Anticlockwise will get you a good drop at the start of the game.

The1exile wrote:Also read the Count of Monte Cristo.

Note: this only works if you read the whole book between each and every dice roll.

ever scene fps doug video. well wat he does to his keyboard is similar to what i do

i almost never use auto attack and i click off the attack botton on a bad roll. i'll sit and wait if it doesn't feel right as well(same with real dice).
being and old D&D player and a pagan i do a lot more ritual stuff with real dice.
quote="Dr_Demento"]after seeing all the posts about the dice. I'm wondering if anyone has any dice rutuals they go through when getting bad dice. You know, like rubbing a rabbits foot on the monitor

I sort of have one. If I lose 3 rolls in a row (total 6 troops), I stop rolling, look at the clock and wait 3 to 5 minutes before continuing. I know it doesn't really make a difference, but I still do it. [/quote]

FPS Doug is a character from the series Pure Pwnage but yes i understand what youre talking about...
haha love your rituals too guys but im too impatient i just go with the prayer.

Dai_atan wrote:FPS Doug is a character from the series Pure Pwnage but yes i understand what youre talking about...
haha love your rituals too guys but im too impatient i just go with the prayer.

if prayer worked god wouldn;'t kill so many grandmas with cancer.

Hey--anyone seen a 17 year old virgin???

Dang-- guess Ill look in another thread...........

from now on i have my gf auto attack on large important rolls. i only did it once and it was last game won a 16vs14 and only lost 2 thanks babe

Appalachian wrote:Hey--anyone seen a 17 year old virgin???

Dang-- guess Ill look in another thread...........

I've tried it...it really doesn't work. normally.

im keeping my 17 year old in reserve for when i vs poomaker

Will she still be a virgin by then

oh virgin...
right
haha this is my girl friend we're talking about, what do you think?

Dr_Demento wrote:after seeing all the posts about the dice. I'm wondering if anyone has any dice rutuals they go through when getting bad dice. You know, like rubbing a rabbits foot on the monitor

I sort of have one. If I lose 3 rolls in a row (total 6 troops), I stop rolling, look at the clock and wait 3 to 5 minutes before continuing. I know it doesn't really make a difference, but I still do it.

i find stroking your schlong while playing helps, the dice may not be any better but i don't notice

MeDeFe wrote:

The1exile wrote:sacrifice a virgin at the full moon and spin around thrice in your computer chair. Also read the Count of Monte Cristo.

You mean at new moon, at full moon you're sacrificing to the card gods.

See - there's a reason I started playing esc more.

I tend to grab a baby from the orphanage and slowly crisp the skin. At the click of each dice, I poke the skin to see if it is cooked.

Now that is just gross.

Skittles! wrote:I tend to grab a baby from the orphanage and slowly crisp the skin. At the click of each dice, I poke the skin to see if it is cooked.

Now that is just gross.

Really? I'd call it dinner.

greenoaks wrote:

Dr_Demento wrote:after seeing all the posts about the dice. I'm wondering if anyone has any dice rutuals they go through when getting bad dice. You know, like rubbing a rabbits foot on the monitor

I sort of have one. If I lose 3 rolls in a row (total 6 troops), I stop rolling, look at the clock and wait 3 to 5 minutes before continuing. I know it doesn't really make a difference, but I still do it.

i find stroking your schlong while playing helps, the dice may not be any better but i don't notice

I got a "big surge" comin up on Kamchatka, better warm up those dice

i saw around here that people sacrifice 17 year old virgin's why? having sex with them helps your dice, not killing them and if it doesn't help your dice, at least you felt good about losing some armies

Every now and then, I spin around 3 times, do a backflip, and strike a pose before clicking auto-assault. That's just me, though. I'm sure.

What other dice rituals do you guys do, lol.

-rd

When I first started playing, before every roll, I'd knock on the wood of my desk and say something like "I'd like to succeed in this attack." Haha. I don't know if worked.

Sometimes, when I have an especially momentous turn to take, I find myself falling back into the habit.


--Andy

When you click the (auto) aussalt button, turn off the monitor the same time..