Conquer Club

For three rolls in a row, I rolled winning dice and nothing happens.

The dice change, but the number of armies on either side do NOT change.

Then I roll losing dice, I lose an army.

I roll two more winning dice in a row, and nothing happens, no change on the number of armies on either side.

I am not complaining about randomness, something else is happening here.

that has been happebning to me... what i think is happening is the map is not refreshing... i find if i go back to my games then back into the game it has updated

but the army I am attacking only has 1 army and I had 17 (to start)

why let me keep attacking the same one if I did win and the screen did not refresh?

I will try refreshing after every roll for awhile to see what happens.

I am still new, only about three months.

But watching what was happening this morning, and I am not complaining about losing dice rolls, I felt like "screw this, I am out of here, forget this site"

I was watching winning rolls have no effect on troop levels on either side and losing rolls effect my troop levels.

I will settle down, but I know what I saw. I had this strange feeling it has been happening on and off the paste couple of days for me. But this morning I was distinctly focusing on the results of each roll.

I will try the refresh after each roll.

But if it happens again, I am out of here. I don't mind losing dice, I don't mind bad losing streaks. But the other side not losing armies when I do win the dice is ridiculousness.

if you post a link to the game it may help.

I did this once then realised i was bombarding a territory rather than attacking it and wasn't paying too much attention.

Or maybe you were attacking the wrong territory and were looking in the wrong place.

TyLord IV wrote:I am still new, only about three months.

But watching what was happening this morning, and I am not complaining about losing dice rolls, I felt like "screw this, I am out of here, forget this site"

I was watching winning rolls have no effect on troop levels on either side and losing rolls effect my troop levels.

I will settle down, but I know what I saw. I had this strange feeling it has been happening on and off the paste couple of days for me. But this morning I was distinctly focusing on the results of each roll.

I will try the refresh after each roll.

But if it happens again, I am out of here. I don't mind losing dice, I don't mind bad losing streaks. But the other side not losing armies when I do win the dice is ridiculousness.

Also try using your Explorer or Firefox toolbar Refresh (not the site refresh) i find it is more certain to update the troop count.

banana_hammocks wrote:if you post a link to the game it may help.

I did this once then realised i was bombarding a territory rather than attacking it and wasn't paying too much attention.

Or maybe you were attacking the wrong territory and were looking in the wrong place.

yeap i have done that before! sometimes if placenames are similar or it is an unfamiliar map, you can be focusing on the wrong spot entirely. good point.

you've BOMBARDED

I just took several screen shots of this problem in action. Need to find a way to post them. Check back shortly.

game 2187326


I was attacking from my Barbarians Castle with 19 armies to Barbarians lot 7 which had only one army.

roll 1: 4-3-3 vs 6, I now have 18 armies
roll 2: 5-3-6 vs 3, I should of won, but didn't
roll 3: 1-1-1 vs 3, I now have 17 armies
roll 4: 1-6-5 vs 3, I should of won, but didn't
roll 5: 5-3-6 vs 6, I now have 16 armies
roll 6: 2-1-1 vs 6, I now have 15 armies
roll 7: 4-6-5 vs 1, I should of won, but didn't
roll 8: 1-2-4 vs 3, I should of won, but didn't
roll 9: 5-6-2 vs 5, I should of won, but didn't
roll 10: 6-5-6 vs 5, I should of won, but didn't
roll 11: 5-5-3 vs 2, I should of won, but didn't
roll 12: 2-4-1 vs 3, I should of won, but didn't
roll 13: 4-5-3 vs 5, I now have 14 armies
roll 14: 6-5-6 vs 2, I should of won, but didn't
roll 15: 6-2-2 vs 5, I should of won, but didn't
roll 16: 2-6-4 vs 5, I should of won, but didn't
roll 17: 2-3-1 vs 5, I now have 13 armies
roll 18: 5-1-3 vs 4, I should of won, but didn't

I gave up. I took pictures of every roll

I find a way to post them in my next follow up.

maybe it has something to do with bombardment, lmao....You silly chap! Bombardment you cant conquer, this is so funny , im crying

lol silly boy yu should have realised this ages ago lol

hulmey wrote:maybe it has something to do with bombardment, lmao....You silly chap! Bombardment you cant conquer, this is so funny , im crying

What?

Are you serious?

All this for not?

TyLord IV wrote:

hulmey wrote:maybe it has something to do with bombardment, lmao....You silly chap! Bombardment you cant conquer, this is so funny , im crying

What?

Are you serious?

All this for not?

heheh.. poor sod.

Well, this sucks.

Slightly embarrassing.

I was getting so mad I almost gave up on this site.

So let me get this straight. I should of conquer space 7 from an adjacent space instead of attacking it from my castle?


I guess I don't need to upload any pictures.

Unless it would add to the humor and entertainment of everybody to see a graphical representation of this folly instead of just a text description.

TyLord IV wrote:Well, this sucks.

Slightly embarrassing.

I was getting so mad I almost gave up on this site.

So let me get this straight. I should of conquer space 7 from an adjacent space instead of attacking it from my castle?


I guess I don't need to upload any pictures.

Unless it would add to the humor and entertainment of everybody to see a graphical representation of this folly instead of just a text description.

heheh not meaning to add to your ire but the picture i have in my mind is good enough for me

Bombarded and ANIHILATED with extreme predjudice.

Round 4
TyLord IV bombarded ? from ? and annihilated neutral player's armies
TyLord IV bombarded ? from ? and annihilated neutral player's armies
TyLord IV bombarded ? from ? and annihilated neutral player's armies

Round 5
TyLord IV bombarded ? from ? and annihilated neutral player's armies
TyLord IV bombarded ? from ? and annihilated neutral player's armies
TyLord IV bombarded ? from ? and annihilated neutral player's armies
TyLord IV bombarded ? from ? and annihilated neutral player's armies
TyLord IV bombarded ? from ? and annihilated neutral player's armies
TyLord IV bombarded ? from ? and annihilated neutral player's armies
TyLord IV bombarded ? from ? and annihilated neutral player's armies
TyLord IV bombarded ? from ? and annihilated neutral player's armies
TyLord IV bombarded ? from ? and annihilated neutral player's armies
TyLord IV bombarded ? from ? and annihilated neutral player's armies
TyLord IV bombarded ? from ? and annihilated neutral player's armies
TyLord IV bombarded ? from ? and annihilated neutral player's armies
TyLord IV bombarded ? from ? and annihilated neutral player's armies
TyLord IV bombarded ? from ? and annihilated neutral player's armies
TyLord IV bombarded ? from ? and annihilated neutral player's armies
TyLord IV bombarded ? from ? and annihilated neutral player's armies
TyLord IV bombarded ? from ? and annihilated neutral player's armies
TyLord IV bombarded ? from ? and annihilated neutral player's armies

Ha ha ha... I think you got him.

I thought it was the re fresh button playing up.
So I hit re fresh.

Nothing changed - I had still only thrown 2 ones and a two.

Luckily I am able to laugh at this.

I imagine you old timers get a good laugh at this about once every 3 to 4 months.

TyLord IV wrote:Luckily I am able to laugh at this.

I imagine you old timers get a good laugh at this about once every 3 to 4 months.

hehe not i am an old timer but this is the first time i've had the pleasure of this particular laugh.

2221 throws by the attacker now logged into my dice analyzer

ones thrown by me 17.51%
ones thrown by defender 14.92%

average dice percentage... 16.66%

ones never win in attack.


fives thrown by me 17.24%
fives thrown by defender 17.36%

Attacker dice distribution Defender dice distribution
1s 389 / 2221 (17.51%) 165 / 1106 (14.92%)
2s 356 / 2221 (16.03%) 189 / 1106 (17.09%)
3s 368 / 2221 (16.57%) 193 / 1106 (17.45%)
4s 346 / 2221 (15.58%) 190 / 1106 (17.18%)
5s 383 / 2221 (17.24%) 192 / 1106 (17.36%)
6s 379 / 2221 (17.06%) 177 / 1106 (16%)

Battle Outcomes Actual Stats Ideal Stats
3v2 140 / 99 / 106 (40.58% / 28.7% / 30.72%) (37.17% / 33.58% / 29.26%)
3v1 234 / 138 (62.9% / 37.1%) (65.97% / 34.03%)
2v2 1 / 2 / 0 (33.33% / 66.67% / 0%) (22.76% / 32.41% / 44.83%)
2v1 11 / 16 (40.74% / 59.26%) (57.87% / 42.13%)
1v2 0 / 1 (0% / 100%) (25.46% / 74.54%)
1v1 4 / 5 (44.44% / 55.56%) (41.67% / 58.33%)

LOL, im still laughing. This was quite funny. Im just imaging you at home hitting the attack button, 17 times, LMFAO. Jokes aside....bombardment is quite useful tool to use in the right circumstances!

ps...i put your name forward in this thread!

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48854&p=1263305#p1263305

An honest mistake with a hilarious result and easily the most entertaining thread created all week.

hulmey wrote:ps...i put your name forward in this thread!

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=48854&p=1263305#p1263305

I don't mind.

I find it funny too.

I am playing the map several times right now.

I wonder how many times I have done it on the other games?

At least I figured it out. I was quite upset and felt like leaving this site for good.