ConquerClub HELL...
Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 6:46 pmRecently, a section of Hades was modified to make room for ConquerClub players who's lives had ended, and whom were not destined for heaven...
One day, Jiminiski, owenshooter and AAFitz all found themselves in Hell's newest reception hall. These three guys were a little confused at their present situation. Owen complained that his team was better than the team that had just killed him, while Jimi tried desperately to make references to Dante's Inferno... In his usual form, AAfitz, trying to inject humor into this grave situation, commenting that he hadn't played the Hell map before...
All three were even more startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Fire and Brimstone.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "Jimi, you have sinned!
You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!"
And Jimi was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.
This understandably shook up owen and fitz, and so they both jumped when a second door opened, and then they saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7' tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair,and flies circled her.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "owen, you have sinned!
You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!"
And owen, like Jimi, was whisked off.
Fitz, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained to see the figure of ... Happy2seeyou!
Delighted, fitz jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying:
"Happy, you have sinned...."
One day, Jiminiski, owenshooter and AAFitz all found themselves in Hell's newest reception hall. These three guys were a little confused at their present situation. Owen complained that his team was better than the team that had just killed him, while Jimi tried desperately to make references to Dante's Inferno... In his usual form, AAfitz, trying to inject humor into this grave situation, commenting that he hadn't played the Hell map before...
All three were even more startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Fire and Brimstone.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "Jimi, you have sinned!
You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!"
And Jimi was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.
This understandably shook up owen and fitz, and so they both jumped when a second door opened, and then they saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong. She was over 7' tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair,and flies circled her.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "owen, you have sinned!
You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!"
And owen, like Jimi, was whisked off.
Fitz, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst when the third door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained to see the figure of ... Happy2seeyou!
Delighted, fitz jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, dressed in a skimpy bikini. Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying:
"Happy, you have sinned...."
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