Conquer Club

I was once in a team game in the Space map against Blitzaholic when he was in his prime. He was at either #1 or #2 spot, it was really cool when we finally won, and the points weren't bad, either.

How about you guys?

I beat myself once whilst i was a brigadier

jiminski wrote:I beat myself once whilst i was a brigadier

Maybe I missed the joke?


I have beat 1 number 1 - When it was scott and poo. Those wins surely were fun

I beat Scott, but that was when he was a Colonel several months ago.

Poo as conqueror .. though we are due for a rematch now.. he beat me in the next one

yosevuk and SkyT in doubles with simor. With both them, they were near the top, if not the first.

Bruceswar wrote:

jiminski wrote:I beat myself once whilst i was a brigadier

Maybe I missed the joke?


I have beat 1 number 1 - When it was scott and poo. Those wins surely were fun

Well Bruce, Jimi may be talking about when he's spanking his monki- but he's probably referring to where he lost a game due to himself- a mistake.

Could be either one, but lets go with mistake

Blitzaholic when he was conqueror and over 4k.

Bruceswar wrote:Could be either one, but lets go with mistake

hmm well i really can't put this without sounding a little creepy.. but i will leave the interpretation to your imagination!

I was on a trips team with a cadet and we beat blitz and his entourage

I beat torcav in a quads not too long ago...Also beat fabledintegral in a 1v1 when he was a brig

myself

I was number 1 and made a bad deployment which caused me to lose the game

i defeated jbrettlip with a Figure Four Leg Lock when i was 15 years old.. that was about 15 years ago or more... he didn't have rank yet, and CC wasn't around... most recently, i was on a trip to the mitten state and got to spank happy2seeyou after she spilled a beer at the bar... think she was a major then... oh, and fwblb likes the spankings too... but happy outranks her... i prefer real world smackdowns to CC smackdowns...-0

i beat scott-land at king of the mountain 1 on 1

I've knocked off a conqueror once or twice.

At a cursory glance I think I have beaten 18 of the top 20, the other 2 I doubt I will ever play unless I become a question mark in a freestyle 1 v 1, of course those 18 have probably all beaten me a number of times as well

I've beaten fabled integral before. He's pretty high up there. Other than that can't remember.

wrestler1ump wrote:I've beaten fabled integral before. He's pretty high up there. Other than that can't remember.

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=2489731

Hardly counts when I suicide the other two players at the same time for being morons.

maybe a lieutenant

owenshooter wrote:i defeated jbrettlip with a Figure Four Leg Lock when i was 15 years old.. that was about 15 years ago or more... he didn't have rank yet, and CC wasn't around... most recently, i was on a trip to the mitten state and got to spank happy2seeyou after she spilled a beer at the bar... think she was a major then... oh, and fwblb likes the spankings too... but happy outranks her... i prefer real world smackdowns to CC smackdowns...-0

That was a bad night. It took me a long time to get over it... what a waste of beer....

Warsteiner when he was 2nd or something..

I may seem like an idiot, but did he get banned or something?

I've beaten sjnap when he was 2nd maybe. And then I've beaten Scott-Land a few times but I dunno what his rank was. High, obviously. But they are a million times better than me, I just got lucky against sjnap, and in the games against Scott, I usually just made good off of others mistakes or something haha.

Conqueror.

Consensus here that Scott-Land's pretty easy to beat. 2108 losses of which probably 70% are repeat offenders- not counting guys like Comic, Poo, Rashid, and George that have raped me a zillion times over.