A formal apology to all the people that I may have insulted

by **jbrettlip** on Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:06 pm

I like to first dip my balls in gin, then as my girl mouth washes them, it is like olives in a martini. Very big olives....since golf balls are large.

PS I am offended by the Tupac avatar here....I can see NIPPLES and according to Twill it is pornographic.

by **DAZMCFC** on Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:24 pm

owenshooter wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:fruit i have seen it with my own eyes. balls being licked clean(no honey was involved), it's disgusting. most golfers would use their towel to wipe their balls clean, but alas some dirty buggers like to lick them.

well, being an avid golfer i can tell you this much. sometimes a little gentle nibble with the teeth, a good strong lick, and a powerful sucking action is needed to get out grass stains on your ballz. so, let me apologize before my admission... however, i am proudly a ball licker.-0

Owen that is damn right disgusting, under no circumtances should your balls be licked. the trajectory could alter and that is bad. please refrain from licking balls in the future.

by **Sentinel XIV** on Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:28 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:fruit i have seen it with my own eyes. balls being licked clean(no honey was involved), it's disgusting. most golfers would use their towel to wipe their balls clean, but alas some dirty buggers like to lick them.

well, being an avid golfer i can tell you this much. sometimes a little gentle nibble with the teeth, a good strong lick, and a powerful sucking action is needed to get out grass stains on your ballz. so, let me apologize before my admission... however, i am proudly a ball licker.-0

Owen that is damn right disgusting, under no circumtances should your balls be licked. the trajectory could alter and that is bad. please refrain from licking balls in the future.

It depends on how much saliva you leave behind. Hopefully Owen cleans up after himself.

by **autoload** on Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:53 pm

Hey, what's up Mandy?

by **b.k. barunt** on Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:43 pm

This thread is huge.

Honibaz

by **mandalorian2298** on Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:04 am

autoload wrote:Hey, what's up Mandy?

Nothing much. I'm thinking about taking some golfing lessons. It sounds like it could be fun. =P~

by **wacicha** on Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:42 am

In January of 2006 I gave up Golf and Joined CC. I realize now I may have to revisit my past and start anew. I was not aware of this paticular treatment of the Golfing equipment. I usually Cussed them out. The only moisture that they ever feltwas the early morning dew, the drizziling rain, or the frequent trips to the water hazards.

Maybe this new info might better my game. I will have to set up a golf weekend with my girlfriend and see. She is a much better golfer than I. She may know about this trick already. Out of embarressment I will not ask her, She may think it to personal a question. I will have to spend some quality golfing time with her and and see if she does and if she will help me with mine.

by **mandyb** on Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:38 am

autoload wrote:Hey, what's up Mandy?

Not much - you?

by **DAZMCFC** on Sat Oct 04, 2008 1:06 pm

mandyb wrote:
autoload wrote:Hey, what's up Mandy?

Not much - you?

haha different Mandy.

by **Robinette** on Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:41 pm

Regardless of weather it's a 2-some or a 4-some, it should be noted that the best players always take a few practice swings, and then they smack those balls with as much force as they can....

Later, when laying on the smooth velvety grass, it is appropriate to gently tap the balls until the hole is reached...

by **mandalorian2298** on Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:30 pm

Robinette wrote:Regardless of weather it's a 2-some or a 4-some, it should be noted that the best players always take a few practice swings, and then they smack those balls with as much force as they can....

*crosses his legs* I don't think that I want to learn golf anymore. :shock:

by **mandyb** on Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:36 pm

When I first started playing, I used to send those balls shooting off all over the place. Now I've had a bit more practice, I find I can get them to go exactly where I want them to.

I also have my initials stamped onto any I'm playing with - that way there's no confusing who they belong in the unlikely event they should stray off course.

by **DAZMCFC** on Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:36 pm

mandyb wrote:When I first started playing, I used to send those balls shooting off all over the place. Now I've had a bit more practice, I find I can get them to go exactly where I want them to.

I also have my initials stamped onto any I'm playing with - that way there's no confusing who they belong in the unlikely event they should stray off course.

that's funny, i have MB stamped on my balls.

by **b.k. barunt** on Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:19 pm

No rompa mis cojones por favor.

Beaner Honibaz

by **Robinette** on Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:22 pm

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There are 12 step groups out there to help with this ball licking problem...

by **ABSOLUTE_MASTER** on Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:16 pm

This thread is too good... :lol:

by **Dancing Mustard** on Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:27 am

It kind of lost me when Robinette took it onto its latest sadomasochistic bent.

Seriously, tears to my eyes.

by **pimpdave** on Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:25 pm

I missed this thread completely.

And I am deeply offended by what has been said about golfer's balls. No amount of apologizing can undo the deep hurt caused me.

Forever.