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1001 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:24 amby hammocksleeper
1. Destroy all the other persons' armies.
2. win psychologically by getting into other player's heads with gamechat. I love when they lose their temper and make angry person comments
3. simple, DICE.
4. noob farming
5. doodle assassin
6. drop australia and SA in classic shapes
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
Posted:
Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:27 amby n00blet
7. kick ass
8. kick ass
9. kick ass
.......
100. kick ass
101. kick ass
It's what i do.
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
Posted:
Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:44 pmby Bones2484
8. Give maxatstuy your account information.
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:08 pmby ParadiceCity9
9. let sjnap play your team games
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:11 pmby Snorri1234
10. Bribe your opponents.
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:19 pmby Vace Cooper
11. Take your turns when your not drunk.
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:29 pmby KoE_Sirius
12.Create a Multi and join one of maxatstuy's 1v1 games.
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:10 pmby LFAW
13. Sleep with your opponent.
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Tue Nov 04, 2008 2:12 pmby frankiebee
14. Let some infected neutrals screw your opponents.
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Tue Nov 04, 2008 3:40 pmby Timminz
#54 Kill all the other players. (Not in the game)
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:40 pmby The Neon Peon
#15. Hack your opponents account and change their password
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:53 pmby Prima
16. Ever seen Scanners?
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:15 pmby Kotaro
17. Spam porn until they "go offline"
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:25 pmby Iron Butterfly
Hop on a bus Gus..go out the back Jack.
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:52 pmby kerntheconkerer
Make an 8 player freestlye on Circimus Maximus (or w/e its called), make 6 multi's and put them in a game, and wait for some noob to join to gain points...
*not mentioning Klobber here at all
*
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:04 amby owenshooter
18. buy the Assault Cube fix on the CC black market to ensure winning rolls...
(come on people, get with the game!!! stay in order!!!)
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:12 amby LFAW
19. Feel good about yourself when you roll the dice, (any lack of confidence will inevitably lead your dice to combust and as such, get 3 1's.)
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:39 amby e_i_pi
20. Make a map that only you and Stephen Hawking can understand. Create 50 games of it on 8 player Escalating setting, and hope this guy doesn't join:
Username........................Score....................Games Completed....................Games Won....................RankMCHawking....................1624
......................................................................3
........................................................................................3 (100%)
.........................
New Recruit
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:36 pmby KoE_Sirius
21;Sit with both legs behind your head, juggle with one hand and spin the dice in the other.Sometimes this helps.
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:01 pmby Vace Cooper
22. Wear underpants on your head when you roll the bones... trust me.
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:13 pmby THE ARMY
number retarded: dont get crap dice like i just did by losing 19 killing 2 then on the next turn lose 17 kill 6
and
whatever number is next: psychologically
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:52 pmby DAT_WAT_SHE_SAID
23. Dont play me
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:45 amby Gunner1980
24. dont play from your workplace or u might be skippin turns lol (see my profile "turns taken" as an example)
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:47 amby Gunner1980
25. Buy a rubber monitor so that u can let your frustration out once u loose 19 vs 2 (Army style lol). Once the frustration is out, dices tend to be good to you (after they c what u did to monitor lol)...
Re: 101 Ways to Win at Conquer Club
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Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:03 pmby pimpdave
26. Piss off everyone in General Discussion with an idiotic attempt at a publicity stunt, drawing ignores from all of the high ranks, play only noobs as a result while never getting accused of farming.