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Conqueror Herpes is Better than YOU

PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:28 pm
by maxatstuy
The newest Conqueror and the first from the Farmers Guild :D

Way to show the rest of Conquer Club how to farm, and how to do it right!

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:29 pm
by clapper011
congrats KH

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:46 pm
by Prankcall
=D>

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:49 pm
by lanyards
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

--lanyards

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:09 am
by Optimus Prime
He isn't Conqueror anymore.

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:10 am
by maxatstuy
Image

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:18 am
by Night Strike
:shock: There is NO Conquerer right now. :shock:

Technically, KH did NOT become Conquerer because he never got the symbol.

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:21 am
by Optimus Prime
maxatstuy wrote:Image

Your picture is outdated, he's 100 points behind now.

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:22 am
by TeeGee
Night Strike wrote::shock: There is NO Conquerer right now. :shock:



Yeah there is on the last page..5th from the bottom of the list

http://www.conquerclub.com/public.php?m ... h=&page=79

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:35 am
by maxatstuy
Image

I was the first to comment that there was no Conqueror...all of you stole my post in Live Chat :evil:

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:53 am
by hulmey
Congrats Herpes a fantastic achievement....Keep on spreading the Love!

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:19 am
by lt.pie
Well done K/H =D> =D> Good to have a conqueror who plays tourneys against the general population.

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:36 am
by White Moose
lt.pie wrote:Well done K/H =D> =D> Good to have a conqueror who plays tourneys against the general population.


Just 2.6% of his games are tournamnet games ;)

Still..

Well done KH!

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:01 am
by BaldAdonis
lt.pie wrote:Well done K/H =D> =D> Good to have a conqueror who plays tourneys against the general population.

HAHAHAHAHA!
Say what you will about elitism, but sjnap will play some games against ranked players (Map rank him). If KingFarmer only counted his games with players over 1000 points he'd still be a new recruit.

In what comes as no surprise to anyone, the scoreboard is still dominated by players who make a mockery of the scoring system, by predatorily playing the least skilled players. The king is dead, long live the king. Anyone else up for some Elo? Or just ban farmers, easy enough.

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:15 am
by maxatstuy
BaldAdonis wrote:
lt.pie wrote:Well done K/H =D> =D> Good to have a conqueror who plays tourneys against the general population.

HAHAHAHAHA!
Say what you will about elitism, but sjnap will play some games against ranked players (Map rank him). If KingFarmer only counted his games with players over 1000 points he'd still be a new recruit.

In what comes as no surprise to anyone, the scoreboard is still dominated by players who make a mockery of the scoring system, by predatorily playing the least skilled players. The king is dead, long live the king. Anyone else up for some Elo? Or just ban farmers, easy enough.


Or, you can become Conqueror by any legal means necessary and then tell us about how your accomplishments mean nothing.

I think that way would be the most enjoyable because until you can reach the heights which Herpes has, I dont believe that you have any right to speak about the methods which he gained his points. Clearly you are envious that Herpes found a method of gaining points which works for him more than any other way you have tried, because if you actually thought that his accomplishment proves nothing and is worthless, than there is no reason why you cannot shoot up to conqueror within the week; then you can say whatever you want, and no one will call your ideas a feeble attempt at making yourself feel better about your low score.

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:17 am
by maxatstuy
lt.pie wrote:Well done K/H =D> =D> Good to have a conqueror who plays tourneys against the general population.


Its great having a Conqueror who doesnt farm- :roll:

:lol:

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:37 am
by lt.pie
maxatstuy wrote:
lt.pie wrote:Well done K/H =D> =D> Good to have a conqueror who plays tourneys against the general population.


Its great having a Conqueror who doesnt farm- :roll:

:lol:

starting games is not farming- joining games to win easy points is farming-joining games against a skilled player is free will.

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:57 am
by FabledIntegral
lt.pie wrote:
maxatstuy wrote:
lt.pie wrote:Well done K/H =D> =D> Good to have a conqueror who plays tourneys against the general population.


Its great having a Conqueror who doesnt farm- :roll:

:lol:

starting games is not farming- joining games to win easy points is farming-joining games against a skilled player is free will.


Starting specific types of games IS farming. Depends on the type.

Afaik he was never conqueror though, as it states you need to maintain that score for however long (an hour is it?). Close, but not close enough.

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:09 am
by karelpietertje
FARM OR DIE BITCH! :lol:
ah well, luckily our sjnap is conqueror again :)

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:25 am
by Timminz
maxatstuy wrote:Clearly you are envious that Herpes found a method of gaining points which works for him more than any other way you have tried


Or perhaps, some people find that having real skill means being able to beat people with real skill.

Now, I'm off to beat up 5 year-olds, and claim my title as heavyweight world champion boxer.

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:27 am
by sjnap
=D> =D> =D> Congrats KH =D> =D> =D> GREAT JOB =D> =D> =D>
A big bow for the King :D
I am pretty sure you will get the balloon back soon ;)
You deserve it and you are one of the most sportiv person i met on this site :!:

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:41 am
by Stephan Wayne
damn you guys beat me to it i have been watching his climb for the last week

=D>
well done
maybe a record for most points in small period of time

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:35 am
by Georgerx7di
Very nice herpes, your a good guy, you deserve it. And to everyone, lets keep this a congrats thread. Snap is a nice guy too and I would have posted in his congratz thread if I had seen it. Again, nice job herpes, it's nice to have an std for conqueror : )

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:48 am
by prismsaber
Easily the weakest "conqueror" this site has ever seen. Don't worry, Max will usurp that title should he ever make it (then again he'll probably be legal before that slow climb finishes).

There are about 300 players who could get to around the same score using the same method IF they really wanted to and IF they have the lack of integrity that it requires.

Re: Conqueror Herpes!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 8:02 am
by khazalid
prismsaber wrote:Easily the weakest "conqueror" this site has ever seen. Don't worry, Max will usurp that title should he ever make it (then again he'll probably be legal before that slow climb finishes).

There are about 300 players who could get to around the same score using the same method IF they really wanted to and IF they have the lack of integrity that it requires.



absolute tosh, herpes is a fine sequential player though he does not often show it. fair enough the accomplishment is fairly meaningless but K/H is a long long long way from being the worst conqueror we have ever had.