Conquer Club

There are many posts talking about being mad at this or that, but never provide solutions. This post will provide all those with relief.

Have you recently ever:

1. Lost to a horrible player
2. Lost from dice
3. Had bad players aimlessly attack you for no good reason
4. Joined a sequential game when you thought it was a team game
5. Had an opponent cash three straight 3 card sets
6. Gone on a cold streak
7. Had a player you beat take all the anger out on you in wordless yapping and muttering
8. Killed your own teamates armies by mistake during a team game


Well here is the place to feel better, just express your feelings below.


I'm listening

asklehfawlke;jgw3tq238phtnkl;23gi;q2hh34yAWEILAH;W

No

My dice have been so bad lately that i've taken up yoga. When that didn't work i went on a pilgrimage to nepal. That fail too, so now after every game i go in a quiet room, by myself and for 1 straight our I yell "MOTHER FUCKER". That usually helps.

GGGOOOOOOODDDDD DDDAAAAAMMMMMMMMMIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!1

That is all.

I HATE it when an opponent attacks just to attack, unprovoked for no strategic gain in a large game. That should automatically make you a cook! arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. There. I feel better.Now how many Hail MAry's and our Fathers should I say??

you can over come this by giving your troops a great motivating speech,

at the very least i say "come on lads, this ones for MEXICO!!!"

and on the big attacks i sometimes recall wiliam wallace's speech, or patton

trust me this works, just because the you cant see your troops doesnt mean they dont need your support

F5 nada... F5 nada... F5 nada... F5 nada... DAGNABBIT!

well i just lost 2 speed games in a row to a chef, wow...i think im done playing 1v1 games forever

THE ARMY wrote:well i just lost 2 speed games in a row to a chef, wow...i think im done playing 1v1 games forever

So that would be number 3 on your list then?

This is a bit of a stretch, but I've had a 'bad mouther' aimlessly attack me in the forum for no logical gain or point.

Also I had a bad streak where I lost 14 troops in row to the same territory on a 3v1 attack, I was spitting fire and the air was turning a right royal blue! A perfectly good battle plan up in smoke, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

That's better.

I always find it funny when players gang up on me and attack me for no good reason. It's a sick, twisted thing I guess. Bad dice get under my skin though.

Number 2 is ingrained in my soul.

How come im the only pissed off players here. Well im not pissed im just perplexed, today i lost 4 straight which isn't a lot but the way i lost them was horrible. Either the other people playing made stupid moves and example being in my last game where i played with two other people. Red being the lucky person that he was in the game started killing 4 territories in the FIRST ROUND which the odds are like a billion to one since its a small map. So red took an early lead but during round 3 green decides to attack me?!?!?!?! for what friggen reason only God knows! Can i say God or is it offensive, well i say all those who disprove of saying Merry Christmas can get the hell out of good old USA!!!!!

Aradhus wrote:Number 2 is ingrained in my soul.

poop?

just having one of those weekly days, uuuugggghhhh you know how it is.

k doc how much do i owe ya?

Know what pisses me off? How bloody negative the forums are.
I realize I'm being slightly hypocritical here, but goddamnit something has to changed.

Throughout my two weeks here, I've noticed nothing but insults, and negativity in every forum (not just Flame Wars)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dYpnd_9TFs

SRSLY!

Downey wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dYpnd_9TFs

Reported for RickRolling.

Timminz wrote:

Downey wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dYpnd_9TFs

Reported for RickRolling.

Not a Rick Roll.

so i can't get a friggen set with 4 cards play against people who get sets with 3 cards and lost to a defender who rolled a 1, that is right a lost because i rolled a 1,1,1 and he rolled a 1

1 1 1 v 1 and he wins, hahaha it actually happened

all but # 4 -_- in the last 2 days...

It's not on the list, but I've to vent! I've recently discovered that sore losers really, really, really, really piss me off!
It seems to be the mid ranks too, they just can't take getting beat first in a multiplayer game! I'd wish they lighten up ffs!

Aaaaaah, that's better, still a ways to go but it's a start.

THE ARMY wrote:so i can't get a friggen set with 4 cards play against people who get sets with 3 cards and lost to a defender who rolled a 1, that is right a lost because i rolled a 1,1,1 and he rolled a 1

1 1 1 v 1 and he wins, hahaha it actually happened

It actualy happened? You say that likes its extremely rare or unheard of.. I roll triple 1 3/4 times a day, with the defender rolling a 1, maybe once every two days.

The other day I rolled triple 1 three times in a row.

passes out nerf sticks to the posters***
after a game look at her always makes me feel better -------------------------->>>

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....!!!

Failed for 2nd time to be a Captain