Conquer Club

Hey everyone,

I'm back from an arbitrarily lengthed retirement from CC. There's a lot of new (gormless) faces, but I still recognize a few of you.

Anyway, glad to be back. I guess.

god be praised brother-Mustard!

Where have you been?

Snorri1234 wrote:Where have you been?

building his cache of facebook friends...-0

Snorri1234 wrote:Where have you been?

Picking raspberries from thicket hedges, staring at infants in coffee shops, licking the handles of unattended shopping-trollies, rubbing myself against curiously shaped pieces of topiary and making mewling noises at fellow passengers on the London Underground.



It's been busy. But I've learnt a lot.

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Snorri1234 wrote:Where have you been?

Picking raspberries from thicket hedges, staring at infants in coffee shops, licking the handles of unattended shopping-trollies, rubbing myself against curiously shaped pieces of topiary and making mewling noises at fellow passengers on the London Underground.



It's been busy. But I've learnt a lot.

So you morphed from your on-line self into another real life individual who just happened to enjoy mewling at pasty-faced commuters? But you then morphed back into Dancing Mustard, minus the venereal diseases you picked up off of the trolley, but still with the psychological scars caused by those magic raspberries.

I think I've got that right.

When I go to sleep my avatar takes control of my motor functions and makes me dance like Fred Astaire.

I see a post-count happy thread brewing.

Where the hell have you been?

I'm still here!

i don't like all the timminz clones running about..-0

Good to have you back!

Rocket.

owenshooter wrote:i don't like all the timminz clones running about..-0

I thought human cloning was banned?

Oh, that's right, I forgot that Timmiz isn't Human , carry on!

Artimis wrote:

owenshooter wrote:i don't like all the timminz clones running about..-0

I thought human cloning was banned?

Oh, that's right, I forgot that Timmiz isn't Human , carry on!

That's right! I'm a robot dinosaur.

Hi DM!


Do robot dinosaurs even have any DNA that can be cloned?

MeDeFe wrote:Hi DM! Do robot dinosaurs even have any DNA that can be cloned?

check that map of the philippines DM left on Timminz chest... i bet there is ample DNA to be found!-0

Dancing Mustard. An American Original. (no wonder the commies and Euros hate us)

Serbia wrote:Dancing Mustard. An American Original. (no wonder the commies and Euros hate us)

i thought he was a brit...

DM is an American?

welcome back

Lol Serbia, totally confusing everyone (except myself and many others)

Good job DM, finally coming back to the wallows.

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Snorri1234 wrote:Where have you been?

Picking raspberries from thicket hedges, staring at infants in coffee shops, licking the handles of unattended shopping-trollies, rubbing myself against curiously shaped pieces of topiary and making mewling noises at fellow passengers on the London Underground.



It's been busy. But I've learnt a lot.

LOL omg that was you
*hugs her favorite prancing condiment!!!*

Your responses both flatter and humble me.

To be fair, I mostly made this thread just to poke fun at AK Iceman. Your kind words were unexpected (though gratefully recieved).

You've been gone for a while

Serbia wrote:Dancing Mustard. An American Original. (no wonder the commies and Euros hate us)

WTF have you been imbibing/inhaling/injecting?! He's a Brit FFS!

Is it a coincidence that AK and DM came back at the same time? I think not!

Dancing Mustard wrote:Your responses both flatter and humble me.

To be fair, I mostly made this thread just to poke fun at AK Iceman. Your kind words were unexpected (though gratefully recieved).

mincer!