Conquer Club

I don't know how you did it... nor do I care... But i KNOW that somehow CC has given me shit dice... I have a dice analyzer that CONSISTANTLY proves that my dice are 10% or more worse than average... I spoke to one of the top players who knows the creator of CC... and he says it is likely that somebody in authority doesn't like me because I swear and curse a lot and have generated a number of complaints...

I have analyzed and averaged my dice rolls over the past 100 games.. and I am CONSISTANTLY getting crap rolls... I wont name the GENERAL who was completely amazed by this FACT and told me some inside information that convinces me that CC is intentionally making my dice bad to get rid of me...

It worked... I won't be renewing my premium membership... I will tell others of my experience... Don't bother to lie to me... if you can't admit the truth then just don't respond... If you plan to deny it and tell me that the dice program is random and all that crap you will be lying... My final request is... just don't fucking lie to me... Either admit that I am being punished... or don't bother to respond...

One other thing... you STILL haven't fixed the D-Day map...

Oh dear-y me, we've been had. Run lack, run!

I laugh at your misfortune.

timthetuneman wrote:I don't know how you did it... nor do I care... But i KNOW that somehow CC has given me shit dice... I have a dice analyzer that CONSISTANTLY proves that my dice are 10% or more worse than average... I spoke to one of the top players who knows the creator of CC... and he says it is likely that somebody in authority doesn't like me because I swear and curse a lot and have generated a number of complaints...
I have analyzed and averaged my dice rolls over the past 100 games.. and I am CONSISTANTLY getting crap rolls... I wont name the GENERAL who was completely amazed by this FACT and told me some inside information that convinces me that CC is intentionally making my dice bad to get rid of me...
It worked... I won't be renewing my premium membership... I will tell others of my experience... Don't bother to lie to me... if you can't admit the truth then just don't respond... If you plan to deny it and tell me that the dice program is random and all that crap you will be lying... My final request is... just don't fucking lie to me... Either admit that I am being punished... or don't bother to respond...

Hmmm...14...15 at most?

Just look at this guy's ratings!

timthetuneman wrote:I spoke to one of the top players who knows the creator of CC... and he says it is likely that somebody in authority doesn't like me because I swear and curse a lot and have generated a number of complaints...

Someone thought you might be gullible. Much to the rest of our amusement, it turns out they were correct.

Tupence wrote:Just look at this guy's ratings!

Surprisingly, I believe that, according to the site standard, is above average.

Don't worry about this guy everyone. He's directly related to Tim "the tool man" Taylor and together they both have quite the track record for wanting to fix things that aren't broken.

Oh
my
days.

its not just you tim... the list of bad dice recipients is HUGE.

Im on it. Not because of my game chat though, but because I play too many games and am a drag on the system.

All the regular players got bad dice. Certainly a regular player with a temper like yours must get even worse dice.

Poor lack though, running around, looking at the thousands of accounts, and writing little subroutines to change the dice imperceptibly so that they may leave the site.

You gotta feel for the guy. Its gotta take a lot of time.

From what I've seen, everyone gets bad dice most of the time.

But, someone has to be the getting the good dice to win, so that cancels out my previous point....I think...

i understand tim on some of what he's saying, if you people, sometimes play the board game ( real life no computers ) it's almost ( 99,99999999999 % )impossible to have dice like in CC. if some of you have been palying arm's race! a bit you'll notice that dice rolls on this map are almost ( if not certain ) beta like if somethings wrong with it ( do love the map ) i beat that tim guy with 2 vs 9 ( maybe it was 10 can't remember exactly ) ofently ( don't even know if it's a word in english ). my point is on that map you CAN beat someone almost every time with less armies than him ( 2 vs 6 are often for me ) ( and talk to me about those 2vs 3 ) almost everytime. think about it !!

p.s. : king herpes, again another uselesss post from yourself.

well i think that only 2-3 % of people get more good dices then all others,and this is why they have big ranks. Dices create games here in CC,and strategy have little impact(except when you play with new players who dont have experience).

If she floats, it means she's a witch.

Maybe you and RADAGA should start a clan: The Below-Average Dice Throwers.

really another thread complaing about dice GIVE ME A BREAK

ben79 wrote:i understand tim on some of what he's saying, if you people, sometimes play the board game ( real life no computers ) it's almost ( 99,99999999999 % )impossible to have dice like in CC.

I've lost 23 vs 3 before in real risk. Also 10 v 2 and a lot of other bad luck things. You probably have just not played enough risk that you dont get those roles ever. Your probably play a lot more CC than RISK so you have seen more shit.

Also, perhaps buying a few premiums for people like me will make lack see how generous and careing you are and he might stop being so mean to you.

I"ve heard that for every premium you buy, your dice will be 1% better

Wah, wah, wah.

omg 1 % better!!!! oh boy so if you live to be 100 you will be invincable

targetman377 wrote:omg 1 % better!!!! oh boy so if you live to be 100 you will be invincable

Or you could buy premium for lots of other people

Timminz wrote:

targetman377 wrote:omg 1 % better!!!! oh boy so if you live to be 100 you will be invincable

Or you could buy premium for lots of other people

does that count? then you would only need to spend 2,500 until you never lose i dout this is actually true

targetman377 wrote:

Timminz wrote:

targetman377 wrote:omg 1 % better!!!! oh boy so if you live to be 100 you will be invincable

Or you could buy premium for lots of other people

does that count? then you would only need to spend 2,500 until you never lose i dout this is actually true

Gee, really?

Timminz wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

Timminz wrote:

targetman377 wrote:omg 1 % better!!!! oh boy so if you live to be 100 you will be invincable

Or you could buy premium for lots of other people

does that count? then you would only need to spend 2,500 until you never lose i dout this is actually true

Gee, really?

i do not belive this

timthetuneman wrote:I don't know how you did it... nor do I care... But i KNOW that somehow CC has given me shit dice... I have a dice analyzer that CONSISTANTLY proves that my dice are 10% or more worse than average... I spoke to one of the top players who knows the creator of CC... and he says it is likely that somebody in authority doesn't like me because I swear and curse a lot and have generated a number of complaints...

I have analyzed and averaged my dice rolls over the past 100 games.. and I am CONSISTANTLY getting crap rolls... I wont name the GENERAL who was completely amazed by this FACT and told me some inside information that convinces me that CC is intentionally making my dice bad to get rid of me...

It worked... I won't be renewing my premium membership... I will tell others of my experience... Don't bother to lie to me... if you can't admit the truth then just don't respond... If you plan to deny it and tell me that the dice program is random and all that crap you will be lying... My final request is... just don't fucking lie to me... Either admit that I am being punished... or don't bother to respond...

One other thing... you STILL haven't fixed the D-Day map...

Its ok I just talked to Lack and he realises his error of judgement in this matter, as compensation he has just sent your mother a weighty cheque to cover your nursery school fees for the next year.