Fruitcake wrote:Kylegreaves, some are just born to be peasants for all the time they breath and always seem to end up with their snotty noses pressed up against the glass wishing they could be as successful. Some are born to gather success as a normal way of things. But fear not, you do serve a purpose, if only to give successful people something to pity whilst secretly gloating at the good fortune not to be you. The mods understand this and act accordingly, it is as simple as that.
The World as Fruitcake Sees It.Cook/Cadet: Serf - fit only for whipping, dogging and beating.
Private-Corporal: Peasant - to be treated with condecension at best, bull whipped if they get out of line.
Corporal 1st class to Sergeant 1st class - True blue collar working class folk. To be admired for their acceptance of their limited horizons. Still to be lashed if they get ideas above their station of course.
Lieutenant to Captain - Jumped up lower orders. Fit for fetching his pipe, training his hounds and keeping quiet in the presence of their betters.
Major - The aspiring middle class, have potential to be more, but lack the breeding of a true gentleman. Worthy of sharing a whiskey with. "But not the best stuff dear boy, we keep that for those who are one of us."
Colonel/Brig - To be cultivated. Someone has to stand between the savage, growling masses and their betters!
General - The aristocracy. The devine, blessed rulers of all they survey. Effectively unimpeachable.
The moderators - The bobby on the beat. Currently empowered by the powers that be (i.e lack - God) to believe they have some role other than enforcing discipline on the soiled masses. This is a terrible affront to the natural state of things and is to be continuously, relentlessly challenged. Still trying to work out how you beat God though.
Such is the Fc worldview and I agree with it wholeheartedly. So get back to the stables Kylegraves, prepare your master's horse and thank christ he didn't see you canoodling with that busty wench from around the back of The Frog and Hound!