Now that I'm a Colonel... I'm a new Beckytheblondie...
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:57 am... and have decided to change my ways. From this point forward, I will be instituting the following policies:
1) I will refrain from using the following words: Weiner, poop, stegosaurus, and albeit.
2) I will no longer charge other players with: "Being a no good dirty rotten scoundrel trying to steal from the Bank of America on 5th street so they can invest in an REIT, gain 7% on their investment, roll that over into the money market for a few months, purchase a small Dutch lamp, and throw said lamp on my doorstep." I've grown up.
3) NO MORE FREE BJs. My boss is noticing the missing Bologna and Au Juice sandwiches, and I need this deli job real bad.
4) I will make sure my socks match.
5) When I pass gas, I will no longer blame it on the plastic Couch99 , instead, I will blame it on johnny fartpantz
6) No more Capri Suns.
7) I will no longer have bowel movements.
9) Albeit this is a tough one, I will never again shut my door, dim the lights, wear a robe, hold my fake wand, and act out the part in HP6 where Harry makes out with the Weasley twins. God I loved that scene.
Thank for your understanding, you Brontosaurus loving doo-doo eating wee-wee faced peeps.
1) I will refrain from using the following words: Weiner, poop, stegosaurus, and albeit.
2) I will no longer charge other players with: "Being a no good dirty rotten scoundrel trying to steal from the Bank of America on 5th street so they can invest in an REIT, gain 7% on their investment, roll that over into the money market for a few months, purchase a small Dutch lamp, and throw said lamp on my doorstep." I've grown up.
3) NO MORE FREE BJs. My boss is noticing the missing Bologna and Au Juice sandwiches, and I need this deli job real bad.
4) I will make sure my socks match.
5) When I pass gas, I will no longer blame it on the plastic Couch99 , instead, I will blame it on johnny fartpantz
6) No more Capri Suns.
7) I will no longer have bowel movements.
9) Albeit this is a tough one, I will never again shut my door, dim the lights, wear a robe, hold my fake wand, and act out the part in HP6 where Harry makes out with the Weasley twins. God I loved that scene.
Thank for your understanding, you Brontosaurus loving doo-doo eating wee-wee faced peeps.
I love you Becky.