Conquer Club

F$#@ cooks.

...oh wait...>_>
I won 5/70 games since Monday...
and 2 were against a Cook.

Would you believe I was a Sergeant less than a week ago?
Can anyone beat my rotten stroke of luck?

I once lost a 100 games in a row and went from Colonel to Sergeant.

wait... that was because I deadbeated...

nevermind

Shut up cook and go make me stew.

obliterationX wrote:Shut up cook and go make me stew.

Sir, Yes sir, Mr. Colonel, sir, sir.
*backs away with head down*

Happens... usually just after you hit a high point. I just hit the rank of colonel in the top 500 ranks a little while back. Just after that I dropped off 400 points; leveled off a little but could pull out of the drop off. Eh... everyone goes through their highs and lows around here, but hopefully after a while your AVERAGE score should creep up over time.

thts not just bad luck, you must have been playing pretty crap too, to get to cook, thats an achievement in its own right that none of us have got to.

Well, I'm back up now...a few wins as a cook earns mucho points.

But I can up or down at anytime now...

obliterationX wrote:Shut up cook and go make me stew.

Ahh this is why you foe people... so you can make colonel... figures.. Klobber? I think that is your new name...


@ the OP, it happens sometimes, but you gotta keep moving on.

Bruceswar wrote:

obliterationX wrote:Shut up cook and go make me stew.

Ahh this is why you foe people... so you can make colonel... figures.. Klobber? I think that is your new name...


@ the OP, it happens sometimes, but you gotta keep moving on.

I'd like to see a general or higher with less than 100 people on his foe list, and less than 80 that is under the rank of captain.

my foe list has 6 people on it. Not one of them for beating me.

I have one person...what do I win?

Supermarioluigi wrote:F$#@ cooks.

...oh wait...>_>
I won 5/70 games since Monday...
and 2 were against a Cook.

Would you believe I was a Sergeant less than a week ago?
Can anyone beat my rotten stroke of luck?

I'm real sorry about your little butt. Hope it feels better soon.

Supermarioluigi wrote:I can up or down at anytime

Sweet! How about you go down, right about... now. I promise to enjoy it.

this is the most stupid game ever...i love risk..but this is just bs big time...its like something is saying me that the higer rank you got the bether dices you have...i have seen it on so manny games now...gona be glad whe my premium goes out...its not gona get any more from me...

kjenaa wrote:this is the most stupid game ever...i love risk..but this is just bs big time...its like something is saying me that the higer rank you got the bether dices you have...i have seen it on so manny games now...gona be glad whe my premium goes out...its not gona get any more from me...

Let's think about this logically.

If the difference between a major and a private 1st class is that a major is luckier, consider this. A major would have to be 4 times as lucky to be a major because majors win half the points private 1st classes do, and lose double the points. So, let's assume that you win 50% of your rolls. I would have to win 80% of my rolls according to you. However, no one wins that many rolls. You would be unable to find someone who wins 65% of the time he/she rolls the dice.

Download the dice analyzer plug in and see for yourself. There is plenty of skill involved in the game, even on bs maps and settings. After 100s of games I have a win rate that is 9% higher than it should be on doodle assassins. Trust me, no one is that lucky for that long a time.