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well since i have had a litte spat with mr.benn .. i have been on punishment. You call it random i call it some other colorful names.. All my opponents drops have been favorable and my first rolls on all my turns have been defensed by double sixes..

danfrank wrote:<
well since i have had a litte spat with mr.benn .. i have been on punishment. You call it random i call it some other colorful names.. All my opponents drops have been favorable and my first rolls on all my turns have been defensed by double sixes..

if you didn't get a ban over it, then i don't buy it. saying you received a ban after a spat with a mod is believable, because it happens often... but as far as drops and dice being fixed due to a spat with a mod, riiiiiiight... if that were the case, i could name about 30 forum regulars that shouldn't have ranks above cook, due to their posting habits and topics and willingness to call out the mods/admins. you are just paranoid... plus, mr. benn is pretty cool, and you were surely in the wrong!!! ha!-0

I am absolutely positive that lack does not have time to program in a dice adjuster into the game, to affect the player "danfrank" because he disagreed with "mr benn."

If it makes you feel better to see a conspiracy theory, then by all means believe it, but in the end, id listen to shakespere who coined the phrase: "to thine own self be true." There is a place on the other side of beliefs like this, that many people call "crazy."

Again, its your call, and your option to believe what you want, but you may want to decide to keep some of them to yourself, for your own good. Ill just assume this is just for fun here, and fine, but if not...be warned.

Andy once sent me a pm entitled 'Here's a hint about what you can do with your 'revision to the community guidelines'' with just one phrase in the message:

'You be more fuckered than a monkey with a banana in the wrong hole'.

Intruiged (and more than a little aroused I can tell you!), I went to play a game and upon rolling I couldn't help but notice that my dice had been replaced by bananas (single bananas the devious bastard) thus causing every roll to be a straight 1,1,1.

It's not easy to win a game of Risk when you're rolling bananas, doubtless andy's intent all along I would think, and thus chastened I replied to his pm with a simple deal...

'My overwhelmingly large stash of hardcore monkey porn (including full-on, explicit banana insertions) for my dice back'.

My hunch that Andy was as much a fan of 'dumb love' as I proved to be correct, for within half an hour of my pm my dice were back and I haven't stopped rolling three sixes since!

Just for the record i did receive a 24 hr ban.. last weekend.. This isn`t the first time that the game has been rigged against me .. Thus the post.. You make sound like im a paranoid delusional. One thing i am not for sure , I have plenty of meds to cover that JOKE.. I do know this i am familiar with PC CODE and with out giving away any ovious conclusions , just in case i am a schizo .. anything is possible. And as far as being in the wrong it is a matter of opinion as it applies to the word baiting. I was simply defending myself.


i have no hard feelings, i just find it odd that the same thing happened back when i was warned the first time months back, and then when i had a spat with oaktown.. So this is the third time the game was severely in favor of the other player(S).

danfrank wrote:Just for the record i did receive a 24 hr ban.. last weekend.. This isn`t the first time that the game has been rigged against me .. Thus the post.. You make sound like im a paranoid delusional. One thing i am not for sure , I have plenty of meds to cover that JOKE.. I do know this i am familiar with PC CODE and with out giving away any ovious conclusions , just in case i am a schizo .. anything is possible. And as far as being in the wrong it is a matter of opinion as it applies to the word baiting. I was simply defending myself.


i have no hard feelings, i just find it odd that the same thing happened back when i was warned the first time months back, and then when i had a spat with oaktown.. So this is the third time the game was severely in favor of the other player(S).

So you are basing your accusation of corruption over a simple disagreement on 3 games then?

You think some guy who is running a site with thousands of players would waste his time with that?

Really?

AAFitz wrote:

danfrank wrote:Just for the record i did receive a 24 hr ban.. last weekend.. This isn`t the first time that the game has been rigged against me .. Thus the post.. You make sound like im a paranoid delusional. One thing i am not for sure , I have plenty of meds to cover that JOKE.. I do know this i am familiar with PC CODE and with out giving away any ovious conclusions , just in case i am a schizo .. anything is possible. And as far as being in the wrong it is a matter of opinion as it applies to the word baiting. I was simply defending myself.


i have no hard feelings, i just find it odd that the same thing happened back when i was warned the first time months back, and then when i had a spat with oaktown.. So this is the third time the game was severely in favor of the other player(S).

So you are basing your accusation of corruption over a simple disagreement on 3 games then?

You think some guy who is running a site with thousands of players would waste his time with that?

Really?

Not that I agree with this guy's paranoia, but even with thousands of players, some guys [Mods, admins. and Lack] find time to brutally punish the "few" regular and paying posters for minor shit.

So, I'm just curious "A", when are you going to get rewarded with a colored name?

Just curious,
General Stoneham

AAFitz wrote:

danfrank wrote:Just for the record i did receive a 24 hr ban.. last weekend.. This isn`t the first time that the game has been rigged against me .. Thus the post.. You make sound like im a paranoid delusional. One thing i am not for sure , I have plenty of meds to cover that JOKE.. I do know this i am familiar with PC CODE and with out giving away any ovious conclusions , just in case i am a schizo .. anything is possible. And as far as being in the wrong it is a matter of opinion as it applies to the word baiting. I was simply defending myself.


i have no hard feelings, i just find it odd that the same thing happened back when i was warned the first time months back, and then when i had a spat with oaktown.. So this is the third time the game was severely in favor of the other player(S).

So you are basing your accusation of corruption over a simple disagreement on 3 games then?

You think some guy who is running a site with thousands of players would waste his time with that?

Really?

So how do you explain the 'banana dice' then?

Mere coincidence?

Mr Changsha wrote:

AAFitz wrote:

danfrank wrote:Just for the record i did receive a 24 hr ban.. last weekend.. This isn`t the first time that the game has been rigged against me .. Thus the post.. You make sound like im a paranoid delusional. One thing i am not for sure , I have plenty of meds to cover that JOKE.. I do know this i am familiar with PC CODE and with out giving away any ovious conclusions , just in case i am a schizo .. anything is possible. And as far as being in the wrong it is a matter of opinion as it applies to the word baiting. I was simply defending myself.


i have no hard feelings, i just find it odd that the same thing happened back when i was warned the first time months back, and then when i had a spat with oaktown.. So this is the third time the game was severely in favor of the other player(S).

So you are basing your accusation of corruption over a simple disagreement on 3 games then?

You think some guy who is running a site with thousands of players would waste his time with that?

Really?

So how do you explain the 'banana dice' then?

Mere coincidence?

It's obvious, AAFritz is covering up a conspiracy of great magnitude.

Mr Changsha wrote:Andy once sent me a pm entitled 'Here's a hint about what you can do with your 'revision to the community guidelines'' with just one phrase in the message:

'You be more fuckered than a monkey with a banana in the wrong hole'.

Intruiged (and more than a little aroused I can tell you!), I went to play a game and upon rolling I couldn't help but notice that my dice had been replaced by bananas (single bananas the devious bastard) thus causing every roll to be a straight 1,1,1.

It's not easy to win a game of Risk when you're rolling bananas, doubtless andy's intent all along I would think, and thus chastened I replied to his pm with a simple deal...

'My overwhelmingly large stash of hardcore monkey porn (including full-on, explicit banana insertions) for my dice back'.

My hunch that Andy was as much a fan of 'dumb love' as I proved to be correct, for within half an hour of my pm my dice were back and I haven't stopped rolling three sixes since!

this is the best post i have every read.

this by far is my favorite thread i have ever read thank you all for the time in making/ posting it. i give you guys all a standing ovation

i applaud your comedy, guys. but maybe just leaving the mods alone would be a good idea to try

sinctheassasin wrote:=D> i applaud your comedy, guys. but maybe just leaving the mods alone would be a good idea to try

Oh my GOD! This cover-up is deeper than DEEP THROAT!

President Nixon tells the press, "I'm not a crook."

This criminal act leads to the top. Just like small animals, it's started with bananas, next thing you know, BANG!

Hiding out in my bunker, somewhere south of the North Pole.
General Stoneham

AAFitz wrote:

danfrank wrote:Just for the record i did receive a 24 hr ban.. last weekend.. This isn`t the first time that the game has been rigged against me .. Thus the post.. You make sound like im a paranoid delusional. One thing i am not for sure , I have plenty of meds to cover that JOKE.. I do know this i am familiar with PC CODE and with out giving away any ovious conclusions , just in case i am a schizo .. anything is possible. And as far as being in the wrong it is a matter of opinion as it applies to the word baiting. I was simply defending myself.


i have no hard feelings, i just find it odd that the same thing happened back when i was warned the first time months back, and then when i had a spat with oaktown.. So this is the third time the game was severely in favor of the other player(S).

So you are basing your accusation of corruption over a simple disagreement on 3 games then?



You think some guy who is running a site with thousands of players would waste his time with that?

Really?

Not 3 games but 3 instances.. and these periods last for atleast a week.. You make it quite clear to me that your are ignorant when it comes to writing programs and code .. As i stated earlier i will not reveal the obvious . And of course you must also remember that even though the negative is being discussed here you will never hear the person complain about KICK ASS dice or an awesome drop . That just wont happen..

danfrank wrote:

AAFitz wrote:

danfrank wrote:Just for the record i did receive a 24 hr ban.. last weekend.. This isn`t the first time that the game has been rigged against me .. Thus the post.. You make sound like im a paranoid delusional. One thing i am not for sure , I have plenty of meds to cover that JOKE.. I do know this i am familiar with PC CODE and with out giving away any ovious conclusions , just in case i am a schizo .. anything is possible. And as far as being in the wrong it is a matter of opinion as it applies to the word baiting. I was simply defending myself.


i have no hard feelings, i just find it odd that the same thing happened back when i was warned the first time months back, and then when i had a spat with oaktown.. So this is the third time the game was severely in favor of the other player(S).

So you are basing your accusation of corruption over a simple disagreement on 3 games then?



You think some guy who is running a site with thousands of players would waste his time with that?

Really?

Not 3 games but 3 instances.. and these periods last for atleast a week.. You make it quite clear to me that your are ignorant when it comes to writing programs and code .. As i stated earlier i will not reveal the obvious . And of course you must also remember that even though the negative is being discussed here you will never hear the person complain about KICK ASS dice or an awesome drop . That just wont happen..

Well, obviously you just don't know the right people...

Game 5405043

2009-08-10 14:40:48 - Mr Changsha: Good luck and have fun all...
2009-08-10 14:47:09 - Handsomewhitecat: hello everyone, hope you throw lots of 1's!
2009-08-10 14:48:22 - Mr Changsha: Hey! Stop exterminating all my 3's!!!!;)
2009-08-10 14:49:21 - kgbpizza: hi all sry for the missed turn--- phone call
2009-08-10 14:49:24 - kgbpizza: wont happen agin
2009-08-10 14:49:27 - kgbpizza: gl
2009-08-10 14:55:16 - Fruitcake: you do all realise that Mr C has a dice and drop software patch don't you.
2009-08-10 14:56:19 - Mr Changsha: yep, that explains the hat...
2009-08-10 14:57:12 - Fruitcake: no...I heard the hat was a gift from a gay friend and you have been seen wearing it in public!
2009-08-10 14:57:14 - Handsomewhitecat: whats that software do?
2009-08-10 14:57:50 - Fruitcake: drop and a 5% advantage in the dice throwing
2009-08-10 14:58:04 - Fruitcake: makes sure you have an advantage in the drop
2009-08-10 14:58:23 - Mr Changsha: oh for the love of god no...
2009-08-10 14:58:26 - Handsomewhitecat: your shittin me? Really?
2009-08-10 14:58:45 - Fruitcake: he is a cheapskate though, I paid Lack $100 for the prima patch
2009-08-10 14:58:53 - kgbpizza: is there really software that does that?
2009-08-10 14:58:57 - Fruitcake: why do you think I am a General?
2009-08-10 14:59:03 - kgbpizza: cuz if so that is pathetic
2009-08-10 14:59:15 - Handsomewhitecat: i agree
2009-08-10 14:59:21 - Mr Changsha: (hits head against desk)
2009-08-10 14:59:24 - Fruitcake: Mr C only paid $50 for his
2009-08-10 14:59:45 - Mr Changsha: (bemoans his choice in friends)
2009-08-10 15:00:09 - Mr Changsha: (fears a gang bang coming his way)
2009-08-10 15:00:58 - Mr Changsha: Fc you freak these chaps out and I'm gonna dive bomb your trips games you see if I don't!!!!!
2009-08-10 15:01:07 - kgbpizza: guess it's time to take red out of this game then fellas so we can play an honest game
2009-08-10 15:01:17 - kgbpizza: lol
2009-08-10 15:01:22 - Mr Changsha: Fruitcake!!!!
2009-08-10 15:01:32 - Mr Changsha: You bastard!!!!
2009-08-10 15:01:37 - Fruitcake: well they gotta know the truth Mr C
2009-08-10 15:01:48 - Mr Changsha: (though it is funny)
2009-08-10 15:01:52 - Handsomewhitecat: i did notice that red got most of a territory at the start yellow, was gonna say how fortunate, but now.....
2009-08-10 15:02:48 - kgbpizza: i know... luck is one thing but this is another
2009-08-10 15:03:08 - Fruitcake: actually guys, I should be honest
2009-08-10 15:03:09 - Mr Changsha: seriously, he is just joking
2009-08-10 15:03:17 - Fruitcake: he doesn't have the $50 patch
2009-08-10 15:03:34 - Fruitcake: he has the $100 patch so you are all pretty much fucked
2009-08-10 15:03:43 - kgbpizza: what he's got the $100 one lol
2009-08-10 15:03:58 - kgbpizza: lol
2009-08-10 15:04:06 - Mr Changsha: (throws himself out of the window)
2009-08-10 15:05:53 - Fruitcake: watch and learn guys, watch and learn...see the master at work....
2009-08-10 15:06:50 - Handsomewhitecat: master or cheat?
2009-08-10 15:07:07 - kgbpizza: cheat from the sounds of it
2009-08-10 15:07:16 - Fruitcake: he's not a cheat...really...just has the right contacts
2009-08-10 15:07:32 - kgbpizza: i just hit the forums and it looks like there are patches people use
2009-08-10 15:07:46 - kgbpizza: it's cheating if it's an add-on that others don't have
2009-08-10 15:07:53 - kgbpizza: and it gives an advantage
2009-08-10 15:08:13 - Fruitcake: they are available...just PM optimus prime and demand your upgrade
2009-08-10 15:08:25 - Fruitcake: he gives them away for nothing to lower ranks
2009-08-10 15:08:47 - Handsomewhitecat: how sad some people are
2009-08-10 15:08:50 - Mr Changsha: Fc you've started a witch hunt now...I may die, but I'll die laughing so that's something.
2009-08-10 15:13:38 - Fruitcake: see how easy those kills were yellow? not a single loss...that's because you didn't have an adjacent territory to Mr C
2009-08-10 15:14:39 - Mr Changsha: oh how very droll...
2009-08-10 15:14:55 - Fruitcake: whilst pink, who does, lost a few along the way there
2009-08-10 15:17:24 - Fruitcake: oh..and lookie lookie...Mr C has a 10 set with a territory owned right on his border...
2009-08-10 15:18:07 - kgbpizza: it helps with all that too?
2009-08-10 15:18:49 - Fruitcake: oh yes...it's an add on for special players. Don't concern yourself they only give it to people who are seriously good players anyway.
2009-08-10 15:20:16 - Fruitcake: as I said...just PM Optimus Prime, he will sort you out a starter patch
2009-08-10 15:20:37 - Handsomewhitecat: why cheat?
2009-08-10 15:21:27 - Mr Changsha: I have to say Fc you are amusingly adding to my strategic considerations here. Moral- Suicides could come from anywhere at this point!
2009-08-10 15:22:00 - Mr Changsha: Also funny that pink and green are obviously quietly enjoying my discomfort
2009-08-10 15:22:25 - Miztheconquerer: hardly
2009-08-10 15:22:33 - Fruitcake: well they have the junior patches anyway
2009-08-10 15:22:34 - Handsomewhitecat: i really am amazed that anyone would be so sad to want to win that much
2009-08-10 15:22:42 - Miztheconquerer: i'm dumbfounded to whether there is any strategy in this game
2009-08-10 15:22:55 - Miztheconquerer: people seem to just be attacking for no reason
2009-08-10 15:22:56 - Fruitcake: blue and yellow are the patsys here...just feel they should know this
2009-08-10 15:24:31 - Handsomewhitecat: patsys? wots that?
2009-08-10 15:25:09 - Fruitcake: means you are the guys who were always going to lose no matter what....sorry, but there it is.
2009-08-10 15:26:37 - Handsomewhitecat: how does that work then, the dice are rigged?
2009-08-10 15:27:33 - Mr Changsha: Well if you follow the logic, if I have this patch then you are all effected negatively as well. Obviously.
2009-08-10 15:27:57 - Mr Changsha: Or maybe there is no patch and Fc is pulling your chains...
2009-08-10 15:28:33 - kgbpizza: pretty sure there is a patch, at least it is discussed in the forums... whether you have the patch is another issue
2009-08-10 15:30:16 - Fruitcake: well I have got to go...my tea will be on the table soon, the serving girls are waiting...so I had better go....good luck to you all. Well done Mr C on another win
2009-08-10 15:30:56 - Mr Changsha: cheerio Fc!!!
2009-08-10 15:32:01 - Mr Changsha: My dice seemed to lack their invulnerability there...
2009-08-10 15:32:27 - manwiththeplan: where can i get this patch??? i pm'd optimus but i'm still waiting for a reply
2009-08-10 15:33:17 - kgbpizza: i don't think anyone is saying they're invulnerable just have an edge to them
2009-08-10 15:35:36 - Mr Changsha: manwitheplan...batman patch = 25 dollars, spiderman = 50 dollars, superman = 75 dollars and captain communist = 100 dollars!!!
2009-08-10 15:37:04 - manwiththeplan: not sure i can afford the captain commie patch. guess i'll go with the spiderman
2009-08-10 15:38:11 - Mr Changsha: not bad, you're men get +1 on dice due to being able to jump REALLY FUCKING FAR

From the absolutely irrefutable evidence I've provided we can see that Andy is the big stick of the terrible twosome, reprogramming rollable bananas to players who 'get out of line'. Just look at General Stoneham's rank...that man's been rolling bananas for weeks now; but his search for Grade A monkey porn goes on and with it his rank drops faster than Bubble's pants in a monkey brothel. Might I suggest http://www.hairymonkeyboomboomsplash.net as a website our banana wielding site admin is rather partial to, General Stoneham? Get those dice rolling again...?

However, of the dastardly duo in red, Optimus Prime is simply in it for the money. As Fruitcake made clear...(and check his sig....he's right about everything.)

2009-08-10 15:18:49 - Fruitcake: oh yes...it's an add on for special players. Don't concern yourself they only give it to people who are seriously good players anyway.
2009-08-10 15:20:16 - Fruitcake: as I said...just PM Optimus Prime, he will sort you out a starter patch

My sources 'in the know' informed me that King_H has sent Optimus Prime a total of 400 dollars in anti-venereal disease steroids...and look at that chap's rank. Coincidence? I think not. Fruitcake himself gave up a third share in a very substantial Russian Escort Service targetted at members of the cloth, a business that can't fail to make money as I'm sure you all understand. I myself introduced Optimus Prime to the local branch of 'Confused Communist Christians' here in Changsha, and I understand that bible sales have literally gone through roof.

So you see danfrank, you have unwittingly stumbled into the truth about CC.

Rampant corruption.

Mr. Benn is obviously running his own operation now (and a Chinese slave girl will naturally be winging her way over to Mr. Benn presently) and as far as I am aware all the 'coloureds' have their own particular niche market. Like all inherently corrupt systems, one must choose whether to partake and raise up or stay a peasant striper looking through the glass...

I have actually noticed that if you post the message "All hail the bananas" just before you make a move you will always throw at least one 6.
I'm hoping to find other monkey-food related cheats.

Mr. Changsha, as you can see my rank has jumped up considerably, since I purchased the "patch" two days ago. It won't be long, when I join the rest of you over-ranked players and yes, that includes Demon Fork.

It's worth the $100, mmmmm those precious points, mmmmm the higher rank, mmmmmm

Good bye bananas and hello SIXES!

danfrank wrote:<
well since i have had a litte spat with mr.benn .. i have been on punishment. You call it random i call it some other colorful names.. All my opponents drops have been favorable and my first rolls on all my turns have been defensed by double sixes..

I sincerely apologize about your little butt.