Conquer Club

Posted: **Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:07 am**

Having had time to think about my behavior I've decided that the admins were right: I was being abusive, I was 'making fun' and I wasn't taking this site as seriously as I might.

However, I have turned over a new leaf.

From now on I am here to help moderate GD (in my own special way) and keep this place clean, happy and most importantly bland. For one man's humour is another man's abuse. I've learned that now.

I would hope saxitoxin (who was just one of the victims of my rage) will join with me in this. However, I can't accept his rainbow philosophy. I suspect it might offend some homosexual members and there is also the possibility of some members being offended by certain colours. I know that the colour 'green' always makes me think of a teacher at school (called Mr. Green) and he was really mean to me.

I hope we can find some middle ground on the issue of the rainbow philosophy, saxitoxin!

Posted: **Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:09 am**

Looking forward to the new and improved Mr. C.

--Andy

Posted: **Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:14 am**

AndyDufresne wrote:Looking forward to the new and improved Mr. C.
--Andy

pretty sure he was pulling your banana, andy... and not in a good way...

Mr Changsha wrote:From now on I am here to help moderate GD (in my own special way) and keep this place clean, happy and most importantly bland. For one man's humour is another man's abuse. I've learned that now.

yeah, he was definitely pulling your banana...-0

Posted: **Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:15 am**

Oh no, I'm pretty sure I like this "bland" Mr. C.

--Andy

Posted: **Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:16 am**

AndyDufresne wrote:Oh no, I'm pretty sure I like this "bland" Mr. C.
--Andy

wait until you get a taste of the Vanilla Owenshooter...-0

Posted: **Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:20 am**

AndyDufresne wrote:Oh no, I'm pretty sure I like this "bland" Mr. C.

--Andy

I'm here to help...friend.

If that is not too personal?

Posted: **Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:20 am**

I don't understand it properly... does saxitoxin have something against gay people?
Why would anybody have something against gay people

?

Posted: **Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:21 am**

(pops corn, settles in on comfy couch)

Posted: **Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:59 am**

Andy has informed me that my posts might well be considered 'trolling'. This is genuinely not my intent.

I simply checked the first page and corrected any obvious violations of the community guidelines..and I hope owen and King_H have learned their lessons!

Hopefully there will be less violations tomorrow and therefore less posts.

As I have said, I am reformed and like many who have reformed, there is the temptation to become the 'zealot' (apologies if I have discomforted ((again!)) anyone who maybe vocabulary-challenged).

I will endevour to reign in my enthusiasm in the future.

Chastened (deepest regrets) but not undaunted (ditto),

Mr (on the case) C

Posted: **Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:37 am**

owenshooter wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Oh no, I'm pretty sure I like this "bland" Mr. C.
--Andy

wait until you get a taste of the Vanilla Owenshooter...-0

sounds like the start of a fruit smoothie, happy to get the blender

Posted: **Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:26 pm**

squishyg wrote:(pops corn, settles in on comfy couch)

Lmao. Very nice.

Mr Changsha wrote:I hope we can find some middle ground on the issue of the rainbow philosophy, saxitoxin!

Middle ground between rainbow and green absolutely has to be purple.

Posted: **Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:52 pm**

I would be disappointed...

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:43 am**

owenshooter wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Oh no, I'm pretty sure I like this "bland" Mr. C.
--Andy

wait until you get a taste of the Vanilla Owenshooter...-0

WAit that's an option

i wanna see i wanna see vanilla owenshooter!!!! after all vanilla ice cream is the best!!!

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:23 am**

wow... talk about turning over a new leaf....

a bland Mr. C.

and a vanilla -0

i'm skeptical..............

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:40 am**

Mr C, you'll probably find this highly offense and all, but I have to say that I find your new you a tiny bit unusual, if not annoying or irritating.

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:52 am**

karelpietertje wrote:Mr C, you'll probably find this highly offense and all, but I have to say that I find your new you a tiny bit unusual, if not annoying or irritating.

All opinions should have equal value in GD..therefore I respect your views.

However, be careful of those negative adjectives! 'Annoying', 'irritating'...you wouldn't want to give the impression you were flaming now would you?

I can but suggest you study those community guidelines more carefully.

Negativity = Subjectivity!

Mr (very good at the maths) C

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:28 pm**

Mr Changsha wrote:
karelpietertje wrote:Mr C, you'll probably find this highly offense and all, but I have to say that I find your new you a tiny bit unusual, if not annoying or irritating.

All opinions should have equal value in GD..therefore I respect your views.

However, be careful of those negative adjectives! 'Annoying', 'irritating'...you wouldn't want to give the impression you were flaming now would you?

I can but suggest you study those community guidelines more carefully.

Negativity = Subjectivity!

Mr (very good at the maths) C

Dear Mr. C,

I truly am appalled by the tone you've adopted as of late. One need not look further than tertiary definitions of the word "irritating" to know that you are subtly making sexual innuendos. I find this highly offensive and ask that you take your word play elsewhere.

Fondly,
squishy

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:36 pm**

i am on the same bandwagon with less sarcasm

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:27 pm**

i kinda think its a little funny :lol:

just don't make this last that long!!!

Posted: **Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:29 pm**

squishyg wrote:
Mr Changsha wrote:
karelpietertje wrote:Mr C, you'll probably find this highly offense and all, but I have to say that I find your new you a tiny bit unusual, if not annoying or irritating.

All opinions should have equal value in GD..therefore I respect your views.

However, be careful of those negative adjectives! 'Annoying', 'irritating'...you wouldn't want to give the impression you were flaming now would you?

I can but suggest you study those community guidelines more carefully.

Negativity = Subjectivity!

Mr (very good at the maths) C

Dear Mr. C,

I truly am appalled by the tone you've adopted as of late. One need not look further than tertiary definitions of the word "irritating" to know that you are subtly making sexual innuendos. I find this highly offensive and ask that you take your word play elsewhere.

Fondly,
squishy

squishy, if you find the word "irritating" offensive then it must be offensive. I am, as I type with one hand, jabbing myself in the eye with a rusty screwdriver in despair.

In my continuing effort to absolve myself, I have decided (though it breaks my lil' heart to do so) to expose my greatest crime...

The post that went too far.

Mr Changsha wrote:How does it feel to be a walking, talking, typing, representation of CC's dumbed-down new world?
Notice here that I accused ******** of being stupid. Also consider the I accused the CC forums of dumbing down. Ask yourself...COULD YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF?? I'm not sure that I can.

(We're family friendly here!!)
A blatant attack on family values. Disgraceful.

Do you think they'll let you be an admin after you've been here for say, 6 months?
Mocking the Team CC appointments process...

Do you think your extreme youth has anything to do with the fact that you suck so badly at CC? Do you not think this is a game designed for adults and that your proper place isn't in front of XBOX LIVE...with a bib in your mouth??
Age discrimination of the worst kind. Age is no limit on fun!

If you were an admin, would you enforce a minimum age limit of 16 and then promptly ban yourself?
Adopting a mocking tone..

If you had a choice between doing your homework properly and thus going on to live a productive life, or spending all your free time on CC and thus become a useless, fat bum with an unusual knowledge of geography... which would you choose?
Making lifestlye judgements, weight-discrimination, achievement-discrimination, abusing that fine subject known as geography, asking a member to think!

How did serving in the East German secret police influence your life after the wall came down?
Accusing a member of being a multi.

Is it true that when you hit 200 points you get a daily pm from the webmaster saying merely... " You suck worse than me!!!"
Making fun of lack(possibly my greatest crime)...

In fact, having reviewed it again, I simply can't live with my forum persona another minute. So I'm banning myself...permanently! I can't trust myself to not revert to my previous disdainful ways.

So I only have one more thing to say...

Goodbye!

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:58 pm**

Goodnight sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!

The sandbox just got a little lonelier.

Posted: **Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:41 pm**

karelpietertje wrote:I don't understand it properly... does saxitoxin have something against gay people?
Why would anybody have something against gay people ?

Mainly because when two boners collide( or for that matter when two rugs get devoured) it sets off a cataclysmic wave of negative energy that forever disrupts the cosmos. It's like a yin without it's yang or what have you. So to prevent future events accompanied by overwhelming upheaval and demolition I advise all of you to keep it in your pants.

Posted: **Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:37 pm**

i feel like vanilla owenshooter would be like swirl soft serve right??

is that racist? if so, my bad big O.

Posted: **Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:06 am**

whitestazn88 wrote:i feel like vanilla owenshooter would be like swirl soft serve right??

is that racist? if so, my bad big O.

I know how soft serve is made in the vanilla side of town...

Posted: **Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:56 am**

Mr. C.

You're so lucky you didn't get the CC Water Torture!

I heard that was a doozy

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