Conquer Club

Haven't seen one of these in a while, nor any smaller games, so what the hell.

General Rules:

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Lyncher set-up

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Players, bold=confirmed:
1. Com
2. Sax
3. Pcm
4. Jeerado
5. Edoc

Feel free to ask any questions and/or to spam this thread.

Fun trivia: This seems to be about as balanced as a set-up can get. I calculated the odds for fun(yeah I'm weird like that) and it turns out that, assuming a random lynch each day(and assuming i didn't screw up) the odds are:
lyncher 35%
scum 35%
town 30%
Hopefully the town's lynch will be slightly better than random though.

I'll try this

me too.

SPAM

in, because it's small.

I've never played in a game this small. In please

pancakemix wrote:SPAM

in, because it's small.

So it's not because you love my games in which you've never been before?

All added.

Also jeraado needs a nickname, cause i keep misspelling his name, suggestions?

Archibald.

J-Dog

I'm tempted to join but knowing the rules of lyncher I don't think I should.

Jerry would be a perfect nickname for him Or just Jer.

I love Haggis' games. Although I've never played in one, they have always been quite fun to follow.

I will sit this one out and joyfully watch.

I don't think I am skilled enough for a setup this small- nor do i have much time right now.

But this shall be a good game, as Haggis' games always are.

Then I am 5. In.

Fircoal wrote:I'm tempted to join but knowing the rules of lyncher I don't think I should.

Wait, why?

VioIet wrote:Jerry would be a perfect nickname for him Or just Jer.

I love Haggis' games. Although I've never played in one, they have always been quite fun to follow.

I will sit this one out and joyfully watch.

I don't think I am skilled enough for a setup this small- nor do i have much time right now.

But this shall be a good game, as Haggis' games always are.

You're exaggerating, but thanks. Sending roles soon

HALT FOR I AM.......






EDOC?????

Firm.

Haggis_McMutton wrote:

Fircoal wrote:I'm tempted to join but knowing the rules of lyncher I don't think I should.

Wait, why?

In my experience there are two ways a Lyncher game goes.

I'm the lyncher. I get speed lynched and lose.

I'm the lynchee. I get speed lynched and lose.

Or occasionally but not often.

I'm just a townie. I get speed lynched and the winner isn't decided yet.

Neither of the three scenarios look that appealing. x3

firm

But chu! there's a scum!

Fircoal wrote:

Haggis_McMutton wrote:

Fircoal wrote:I'm tempted to join but knowing the rules of lyncher I don't think I should.

Wait, why?

In my experience there are two ways a Lyncher game goes.

I'm the lyncher. I get speed lynched and lose.

I'm the lynchee. I get speed lynched and lose.

Or occasionally but not often.

I'm just a townie. I get speed lynched and the winner isn't decided yet.

Neither of the three scenarios look that appealing. x3

Ah, I see.

If my next small game has a jester, I'll reserve you a spot. :p

pancakemix wrote:firm

But chu! there's a scum!

Oh mai, a scum. I don't think we played with scum in the old rt lynchers. Also doesn't that make it Lyncher+?

Fircoal wrote:

pancakemix wrote:firm

But chu! there's a scum!

Oh mai, a scum. I don't think we played with scum in the old rt lynchers. Also doesn't that make it Lyncher+?

Technically yes, but let's not speak of technicalities.

Confirm.

Halt! For I am FIRM!

j/jer/jerry confirming

The Apocalypse is taking place, but that's not important, we already have a game covering that. What's important is that 5 people are barricaded inside a fast-food joint, as safe as can be.

Three of them are your average progressive obese citizens and just wanted to stuff their faces with all the food they could find.
Unfortunately, the manager was also there and would not have his food stolen. He came to the only logical conclusion, he'd have to kill them all.
Lastly, there was a fourth progressive obese gentleman, but he was not like the others, no, there was hatred boiling inside of him. Hatred for the one citizen who had STOLEN the last packet of barbecue sauce. "NOBODY TAKES MY BARBECUE SAUCE" he repeated to himself obsessively again and again. His only goal was to boil this man alive with his own hands.

Why boil alive you say? oh they all civilizedly agreed that the only way out of this predicament was to take a majority vote each day and decide on one person to boil in the cooking oil the fries are normally made in. Perfectly logical I say.


5 alive, 3 to lynch.
Day 1, go:

Vote Edoc as he obviously stole the last sauce.

Commander9 wrote:Vote Edoc as he obviously stole the last sauce.

Vote commander because he is the lyncher.

Is that a cop claim?