Conquer Club

- I love Lady Gaga!

- Person below me sings Englebert Humperdink songs in the shower! ")>

True. But it's just an idle vice.
The person below me didn't get that joke.

you're right, i didnt.

Humperdink, humperdink, humperdink!

The person below me gets THAT joke

If "joke" is what you call it....

The person below me first kissed a girl at summer camp.

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

I hope the person below me's girlfriend didnt mind it

Hoped you liked the taste of my kids.

The person below me is an alcoholic. Spends his time finger blasting fatties and his hobby is long solo walks on the beach.

I pity you.

Fine! I'll be the one to walk into this one.

I drink because of the public shaming that comes with loving larger women. I cant help it, there is just so much more to love! But the alcoholism is hard for others to get used to, which is why i often stroll down the coastline on my own.

The person below me is high! Happy 420!

jmyork82 wrote:Fine! I'll be the one to walk into this one.

I drink because of the public shaming that comes with loving larger women. I cant help it, there is just so much more to love! But the alcoholism is hard for others to get used to, which is why i often stroll down the coastline on my own.

The person below me is high! Happy 420!

- How high is high, so close to the ground but mind in the sky, Happy thoughts looking down on misery and saying byby, reality fades to light in the blink of an eye, and I ask you as I sit and ponder,,,,How high is high?")>

- Person below me uses bum gum on blind dates! (Wintergreen")>

Its my favorite flavor!!! My farts smell of Colorado Spruce in fall!

The person below me is having road rage today

Not today, they revoked my license after that hit-and-run...

The person below me is reading apocryphia.

The person below me had to google that word

Not me.

The person below me is a thread saver.. no! a thread SAVIOR.

I have done that once or twice.

The person below me is going to join 3 pantry games

Alas, I'm Silver...

...but the player below me is Gold and won't be able to use that excuse.

I have already done my fair share.

The person below is going to get a surprise

Wow! You don't say!

The person below me is the ringleader.

Perhaps...
If so, then the person below me drives the clown car.

lol, I'll take it

but the person below me drives a Prius

A Sentra, actually, but I suppose it'll have to do...


The person below me has had sex in a National Park.

Yes, but I took only photos and left only footprints.

The next poster is addicted to plastic surgery.

LOL, not even close!

The person below me has a hangnail.

Not currently, though I may now develop one due to psychosomatic suggestion, thanks a lot...

The player below me is currently enrolled in at least one active CC game (main Risk-type games).

Yes.

The person below me has an ugly haircut.

i have a kentucky waterfall and its glorious!

The person below me will be shooting off fireworks today

Only non-pyrotechnical ordnances will be launched today.

The person below me was born with a tail.