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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:11 pm
by john9blue
Army of GOD wrote:derp derp derp derp derp
derp derp derp derp derp derp derp
derp derp derp derp derp


this is probably
the smartest thing aog
has ever posted

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:31 am
by Ace Rimmer
edited.

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:34 am
by trapyoung
You are beautiful;
Like a glorious rainbow.
Sydney must die now.

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:02 pm
by squishyg
cornflakes cornflakes corn-
(McGill doesn't get this joke)
flakes cornflakes cornflakes

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:04 pm
by Victor Sullivan
Oh, the dice, the dice
They screw me oh too often.
Don't ya just love 'em?

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:38 am
by The Bison King
owenshooter wrote:
The Bison King wrote:
Chariot of Fire
Did not you learn in your school
How to write haiku?


Learn? no I did not
I was born with the know how
oh, and by the way

Your first line victor
is a syllable too long
fire counts for two

are you a multi?
why respond from that account?
really not too smart...

----tbj


Multi? No way man!
This is the true Bison King
I just wanted in

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:13 pm
by AndyDufresne
seeing all there is,
somewhere atop a war fog---
pigeon-hawk swooping.


--Andy

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:24 pm
by Victor Sullivan
AndyDufresne
ate lackattack's banana.
Now he is a mod??

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:40 pm
by john9blue
zomfg
roflmao
lmfao

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:07 pm
by InkL0sed
f*ck
this
shit

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:50 pm
by Victor Sullivan
Why post "f*ck this shit"?
It is not contributing
anything at all.

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:50 pm
by AndyDufresne
Halloween is here,
what spookiness is in store?
Frightful 'random' dice.


--Andy

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:23 am
by squishyg
huh, like oh my god!
did you hear what squishy said?
like, so totally!

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:51 am
by Army of GOD
one two three four five
one two three four five six s'ven
one two three four five

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:36 pm
by Victor Sullivan
Army of GOD wrote:one two three four five
one two three four five six s'ven
one two three four five

Props for the lameness.
I don't think you understand
How these haikus work.

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 6:27 pm
by john9blue
badger badger bad
ger badger badger badger
mushroom mushroom mush

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:33 pm
by InsomniaRed
Army of GOD wrote:one two three four five
one two three four five six s'ven
one two three four five

Why was five scared of
six? Because seven ate nine!
Ha ha ha ha ha

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:58 pm
by Victor Sullivan
InsomniaRed wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:one two three four five
one two three four five six s'ven
one two three four five

Why was five scared of
six? Because seven ate nine!
Ha ha ha ha ha

I don't understand.
So why was five scared of six
if seven ate the nine?

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:20 pm
by john9blue
InsomniaRed
really needs to work on her
joke delivery! :P

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:18 am
by Leehar
Just when I was feel-
ing down, two tourney wins turned
my frown upside down

Thailand Open Dubs; Lunar War

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:29 am
by InsomniaRed
Leehar wrote:Just when I was feel-
ing down, two tourney wins turned
my frown upside down

Thailand Open Dubs; Lunar War

Congratulations
That is amazing, Leehar
Now GO MOD LIVE CHAT

:lol:

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:07 pm
by AndyDufresne
A time for posting,
A time for playing the game---
Where is all my time?


--Andy

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:09 pm
by TheSaxlad
All Of Andy's Time
Spent Modding All The Forums
You Could Hire Me?

:)

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:45 pm
by natty dread
dice complainers are
growing ever stupider
as this forum proves

Re: Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:49 pm
by TheSaxlad
Urgh my dice do suck
they really do suck really bad
moan moan moan moan urgh.