Conquer Club

Shirley MacLaine: Welcome to the Past Lives Pavilion.

Defending Your Life

When people say "get a Life" I reply "well, can I take yours" -

BoganGod (from his list of how not to impress other patrons at the local watering hole)

after Pete's plane explodes, he finds himself getting a haircut in the woods]
Pete Sandich: Hap, I don't want you to think that I'm doubting your good faith, I just want to get one thing clear, okay?
Hap: Okay.
Pete Sandich: Am I dead?
Hap: That's right.
Pete Sandich: I'm dead?
Hap: Right.
Pete Sandich: Keep the sideburns. Boy, what a jerk I turned out to be. Dead! And now I'm sitting in the woods, getting my hair cut.

Always

Joe Pendleton: Are you telling me...? I'm not supposed to be here.
Mr. Jordan: But you are here.
Joe Pendleton: You guys made a mistake.

Heaven Can Wait

Comedian: Well, there's a nice-looking young man over there. Hi, how'd ya die?
Daniel Miller: On stage, like you.
Defending Your Life

Sackett58 wrote:Comedian: Well, there's a nice-looking young man over there. Hi, how'd ya die?
Daniel Miller: On stage, like you.
Defending Your Life

When you die at Caesar's Palace, you really die[i] at Caesar's Palace!

mel brooks... history of the world part I

Julius Caesar: [after being stabbed by Brutus] Et tu, Brute? Then fall, Caesar!

Caesar Enrico Bandello: Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Rico?

Little Caesar

pancakemix wrote:Caesar Enrico Bandello: Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Rico?

Little Caesar

Pizza! Pizza!

Little Caesars (ad)

April: I'd like to invite you all in but I really don't have anything to offer you guys except for some... frozen pizza.
Michaelangelo: Let's go for it!
Donatello: You said the magic word.
April: You guys eat pizza?
Michaelangelo, Donatello: Doesn't everybody?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

"Do you think we'll get that pizza served while it's still hot?"

Mystic Pizza

Primo: Do you know what happens in that restaurant every night? RAPE! RAPE!... The rape of cuisine.

Big Night

Nacha swept up the residue the tears had left on the red stone floor. There was enough salt to fill a ten pound sack—it was used for cooking and lasted a long time.

Como agua para chocolate (Like Water for Chocolate) by Laura Esquivel

Charlotte Vale: I'm such a fool, such an old fool. These are only tears of gratitude - an old maid's gratitude for the crumbs offered.
Jerry Durrance: Don't talk like that.
Charlotte Vale: You see, no one ever called me darling before.

Now, Voyager

"Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex."
Talking it Over by Julian Barnes

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
Mae West

"Im the worlds first fully functional, homicidal artist. I make art, until someone dies."

Jack Nicholson Batman

Yes, but is it art?

-said by many, original author unknown, but hilariously asked on AbFab in series/season 2.

Elsa Laszlo: We said no questions.

Casablanca

It's the question that drives us, Neo. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.


Matrix

"What do you get if you multiply six by nine?"

-The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams

Deep Thought: Forty-two.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Professor Kingsfield: Speak louder, Mr. Hart! Fill the room with your intelligence!

The Paper Chase

"...you are all stupider for having heard that"

Billy Madison

Major Strasser: You give him credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American.
Captain Renault: We musn't underestimate "American blundering". I was with them when they "blundered" into Berlin in 1918.

Casablanca