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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:57 pm

...and the punchline was:
"A colour television? What colour is it?"
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby john9blue on Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:08 pm

I heard this joke the other day. The beginning goes:

"Two men walked into a bar. The bartender says, 'I hate it when British people spell color wrong'. One man says to the other, 'I got a color television the other day'. Now keep in mind, this was the late 50's, when most people hadn't heard of colored tv displays. The other said..."
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby wercool on Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:36 am

35)how do you drink coffee that tastes terrible?
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:39 am

34) What color is it?
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby john9blue on Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:51 am

I have a feeling this thread is about to go way off topic...
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:56 am

Well, I don't know about you Jonesy, but I sure as Hell wouldn't...
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:58 am

I'm thinking of trying to deliberately start a new "meme", something about colour.
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby pmchugh on Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:03 am

My god jonesy stop boring the hell out of us, do you ever do anything intresting?
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby john9blue on Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:12 am

Jones, this is getting a bit ridiculous. I mean, catfish? Really?
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:55 am

Do you mean this Thursday?



I'm teaching my pet catfish called "Pussymieowglubglubglub"* to debate the existence of Cod.
It's a ginger-coloured catfish.


*not entirely sure about the "fish" part.
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:39 pm

I can't wait til next Thursday...Oprah's gonna punch some guy in the nuts!
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby john9blue on Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:41 pm

Man, I really wish I could see a guy get punched in a vulnerable area by a high-profile celebrity. As a side note, I will be available for television viewing next Thursday.
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:48 pm

Wait, Tiggy...that answer doesn't make any sense for question 33...
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby john9blue on Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:44 pm

The answer to #33 is... creamed corn.

By the way, don't call me "tiger" from now on, just call me "tiggy" instead.
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:45 pm

I wonder if john's gonna act like "king of da castle" and answer another question, even though he's not the question answerer.
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:47 pm

(33)What does "Tiggy" repeatedly ram up her arse?
and btw what colour is it?
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby pmchugh on Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:25 pm

I hate huw everyune is using u's in every wurd, just gu back tu saying colour ffs.
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:26 pm

UUUu uu uuuuuuuu u uuu uu uuuuu.
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby wercool on Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:13 pm

whut ure you tulking about
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:36 pm

I don't know what's wrong with AoG he's gone a funny colour and started grunting incoherently.
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby Army of GOD on Sun Apr 18, 2010 5:28 pm

UUUUUU!! UUU! uuu!!!! UUUU!!!

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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby wercool on Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:13 pm

no army of god dodnt eat that, those mushrooms are poisonous
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:33 pm

The answer to no 32 is:

"Hey, army of God! try these! they're good!"
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:07 pm

Anyone know the answer to 32?
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Re: The Back-to-Front Thread.

Postby john9blue on Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:39 pm

Okay, here's some more questions for you guys:

31. What is the meaning of lard?
32. What did jones type at around 4:30 central time on the 22nd?
33. Who will post here next?
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