Conquer Club

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*turns purple*

no army of god dodnt eat that, those mushrooms are poisonous

The answer to no 32 is:

"Hey, army of God! try these! they're good!"

Anyone know the answer to 32?

Okay, here's some more questions for you guys:

31. What is the meaning of lard?
32. What did jones type at around 4:30 central time on the 22nd?
33. Who will post here next?

I think that's enough of that sort of thing.
Anybody got any more questions, to help us take our minds off that?

Fine john! I'll tell you the rest. But only because you asked.

...so there I was, with my pants down, ready and willing to have sex with a water bottle. I massaged its shoulders until it said "let's do it", and I slipped on a plastic bag that I got from Wal-Mart (I was out of condoms).

Are you SURE you want to hear more?

Army of GOD wrote:I was shopping at Watermart the other day when I saw this curved Aquafina water bottle. Normally I'm not into this kind of thing, but it was love at first sight. I snatched it from the shelf and ran into the bathroom. I dropped trou and removed the cap.

Proceed.

So, jonesy was telling me this HILARIOUS story the other day:

"I was shopping at Watermart the other day when I saw this curved Aquafina water bottle. Normally I'm not into this kind of thing, but it was love at first sight. I snatched it from the shelf and ran into the bathroom. I dropped trou and removed the cap."

Army of God is a constipated camel. Tiggy is actually two separate gorillas.Wercool is the north-east Florida pogo stick champion.

Now someone tell a lie about me.

Jones is a rapscallious knave!

Ok guys, saying what we all think about Jones is getting pretty old. Let's start telling lies about each other.

Ten bucks says everything in jonesy's next post is gonna be false.

Okay, I think it is time to end this post in color game.
I mean there was some sweet stuff:

john9blue wrote:This is the best colour of all time!

But crap like this was just too much for me...

Army of GOD wrote:RAINBOWS WILL DEVOUR YOUR RETINA!!1!

this game is awsome!!!!

So wercool, are you going to play the 'Sticking your penis in the toaster' game?

Reply to question 33 part c :
I wouldn't if I were you. I do have the strength of a gorilla that's twice the normal size. Mr Apollo said so.

33a. are you as strong as two gorrilas
33b. do you look like a gorrila.
33c. can i call you a gorrila

The next person better NOT post in an obnoxious color...

Let's see if reverse psychology works...

Who wants to die a horrible death?















RAINBOWS WILL DEVOUR YOUR RETINA!!1!

I think we should start posting in obnoxious colors.

Also, the answer to 17 STILL doesn't make any sense to me. Why the Hell did Tiggy include a cat being in your anus jonesy?!

I think we should take a break from this thread for a while.

why isnt anyone posting

We need to take a few weeks' break from this beast of a thread.

john's going to say something stupid like "let's take a break"...