Conquer Club

jonesthecurl wrote:

Smut, smut, and more smut - that's my special area of interest.

Children of the Corn?

No.
Second clue:

It's tatooed on that stripper's arse. What the f*ck's it matter how I know?

quote slightly altered while fact-checking.

And here's the next clue.

Traditional fit, sir. One can't raise one's hands above one's head. It tends to inhibit any impulsive acts of surrender.

Is it a vietnam film?

No, it's British. The lead is a HUGE Hollywood star.

Is it Snatch?

The Bank Job

Well done Funky. Most under-rated film of at least the last ten years. Go see it.
btw if there was some deeper significance to you children of the corn thin g I missed it - haven't seen that one.

jonesthecurl wrote:Well done Funky. Most under-rated film of at least the last ten years. Go see it.
btw if there was some deeper significance to you children of the corn thin g I missed it - haven't seen that one.

I'll give you a hint on the children of the corn thing:
Also, I've not seen it either.

Ok, my turn.

H:"So he's having a really nice time?"
K:"Well, I'm having a really nice time. I'm not sure if it's any his cup of tea."
H:(Long pause) "Wot?"
K:"Ya know, I'm just not really sure it's his thing."
H:"What you mean it's not really his thing? What's that supposed to mean, it's not really his thing? What the f*** is that supposed to mean?"
K:"Nothing, H."
H: (Cutting K off, angrily) It's a fairy tale f***ing town, isn't it? How can a fairy town not be someone's f***ing thing? How about all those canals and bridges and cobble streets and those churches and all that beautiful f***ing fairy tale stuff, how can that not be somebody's f***ing thing, eh!?
K: Eh, well what I think I meant to say was...

Aha: there are THREE meanings ofd the word "smut", not the two of whcih I was previously aware.
You learn something new every day don't you?

jonesthecurl wrote:Aha: there are THREE meanings ofd the word "smut", not the two of whcih I was previously aware.
You learn something new every day don't you?

Now you're in a position to make a cryptic joke that I won't understand; I only know of two.

Funkyterrance wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:Aha: there are THREE meanings ofd the word "smut", not the two of whcih I was previously aware.
You learn something new every day don't you?

Now you're in a position to make a cryptic joke that I won't understand; I only know of two.

Cheers! here's mud in yer eye.

And no I have no idea about your movie quote.

Next clue:

"Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm gonna head home."

In Bruges of course. Got that after two sentences of your first post.
Great movie, possibly my favourite.

mr. CD wrote:In Bruges of course. Got that after two sentences of your first post.
Great movie, possibly my favourite.

Good man, mr. CD. You're up.

"That was me seducing you. It needs to be the other way around."

"It's sad"
"What's sad?"
"B.'s suchs a beautiful dancer."
"Yeah, so is my grandmother."

Black Swan (there was a point to that wasted 2 hours not getting laid despite watching that film )

crispybits wrote:Black Swan (there was a point to that wasted 2 hours not getting laid despite watching that film )

Yeap. Well done.

"That's the thing about Dim Mak... you never know when it's gonna take effect. "

OK another one:

"As we ran for cover, I thought this was what I wanted. I was on a mission, even if I didn't know what kind of mission it was. But I could hear the little man inside me again. He was screaming like a little girl."

BW: Don't eat the eggs.
LC: What?
BW: Don't eat the eggs. We put LSD in the eggs.
BD: And the water. I put LSD in the main water tank.
BW: What? But, we drank the water!
BD: Yeah!

Something based on a Hunter S. Thompson book? I dunno, need mooooore hintsssss.

OK then

"Every single one of Bill's soldiers fired high. They instinctively hadn't wanted to shoot another person. Later Bill would come across a study which revealed that only 15-20% of fresh soldiers shot to kill. The rest aimed high, didn't fire at all, or pretended to be busy doing something else. "

Catch 22?