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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:26 pm
by jonty125
Sully's Gameshow Extraordinaire! Friend or Foe? is perfectly fair

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 3:18 pm
by shieldgenerator7
This has become a textual meme. It should be on memebase.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:14 pm
by Gillipig
1+1≈3

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:44 am
by Quirk
I smoke Jon Kyl's toenails when I want to get high!

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:28 pm
by Quirk
My New Year's resolution is to stop making posts about His Holiness Jon Kyl.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:19 am
by ricthefirst
My New Year's resolution was to not make anymore New Year's resolutions.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:43 am
by jonty125
My New Year's Resolution was to stop posting in this thread.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:01 pm
by barackattack
Germany for the Germans.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:45 pm
by Quirk
Cardinal Jon Kyl was at Army of GOD's side during his final moments and was able to administer the last rites.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:15 pm
by oVo
Vegetarians should avoid the moral dilemma of eating Animal Crackers.
DISCLAIMER: This may or may not share any resemblance with reality
and is only intended for external use by professionals.

1 + 1 = 2.4

CAUTION: Rick Santorum did not approve this message.

Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 12:50 am
by Quirk
Disgraced tiddlywinkist Jon Kyl received a lifetime ban from recess early Friday and was stripped of his record seven Tiddlywink titles after deciding to abandon his long fight against charges he led a sophisticated doping conspiracy throughout his career.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:50 am
by Gillipig
Your self image is dependant on the people around you, so in order to excert total control of your own personality, you need to do away with them.

This is intended to be a factual statement, just one you shouldn't adhere to.

Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:54 am
by oVo
Mittens Rmoney will not fail, because money talks.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:36 am
by Quirk
Uncle Jon Kyl's Old Fashioned Organic Penis Squeezins contain a flesh-eating drug that turns people into zombie-like creatures.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:06 pm
by jonesthecurl
THIS THREAD IS STILL POPULAR.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Sun Aug 23, 2015 12:23 am
by Quirk
Sure-footed and agile, Jon Kyl is an excellent packer and can carry an average of 80 lbs or 25% of his body weight.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 9:24 am
by tzor
In what is known as the "October Surprise" President Barack Hussein Obama declared himself Emperor for life, dissolved Congress (literally in a large vat of acid ... Speaker John Boehner last words were "well shit, I guess I have to jump in then") and declared the constitution "null and void" being one of those "racist" legacies of prior administrations. The creation of the American Empire less than two months after the "Great Fall of China" was seen as a necessary action after the collapse of the World Bank and the global currency markets last September.

Newly appointed President Biden nit picked the Emperor's decision insisting that it should have been either boiling oil or melted lead to eliminate Congress, but he is generally considered more of a traditionalist in terms of having the "punishment fit the crime."

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 9:28 am
by Army of GOD
holy shit, this thread is from 2011?

I swear this could've been from 2014.

Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 10:51 am
by jonesthecurl
jonesthecurl wrote:THIS THREAD IS STILL POPULAR.

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Or a pipe.

Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 10:11 am
by AndyDufresne
Army of GOD wrote:holy shit, this thread is from 2011?

I swear this could've been from 2014.

The past is haunting.

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--Andy

Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 10:16 am
by Dukasaur
My gonads are as dense as neutron stars.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 11:22 am
by tzor
Walking over 5,000 steps a day isn't easy for a typical lazy programmer ...

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 8:34 pm
by subtleknifewield
I could swear I'd posted in this thread before.

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Re: These Are Not Intended to be Factual Statements

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 12:27 am
by Quirk
https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/09/politics ... index.html

The White House has tapped former Republican Sen. Jon Kyl of Arizona to be the "sherpa" to steer President Donald Trump's Supreme Court nominee through the Senate confirmation process, spokesman Raj Shah announced.


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