Conquer Club

New game

So we are going on a blind date with a celebrity, you just don't know how it is. One person makes a cryptic poem of +- 4 sentences, other repeat with: I'm not/absolutely going on a date with you because you are ''.......''!

Example:
I live in a house, big and white
Im quite formal, and always talk polite
There are a lot of things that I can arrange
But still, I'm afraid things will not really change

The next one in the topic will respond with:
''No way I date you, you're Obama''. Or. ''Oh, but you brought change, yes you did, I would love to go on a date with you mister president Obama!''

When the answer if confirmed the one who got it can post the next one.
If no one get's it, the poster can post clue's or more poems that are a bit more obvious.

FIRST ONE (easy one to get started, future ones can be a bit more cryptic ):

I will live forever in my music and videos
My pale skin and my fantastic nose
I dance through our galaxy and walk on a big white rock
Then I scream: OOOEEEEHIYA and I grab my ....

HAVE FUN

There aint no way I'm going for a date with that freak - I don't care how much he could thrill me! (Michael Jackson)

Will post a poem shortly - have to go collect my dinner before it gets cold

WOW how did you know that !?
Haha, looking forward to the next one

Crap sorry - got a phonecall and had to rush out

OK here's the next date (or not):

One time from Canada, born and raised
They Ushered me to Georgia, my mum gave praise
I never say never, as long as you love me
Internet says my **** is very eenie meenie.

Justin Bieber??? Not even if Hell froze over!

Yep I just shoehorned as many of his song titles in as I could from his wikipedia discography (yet you got it very quickly - makes me wonder if you're really a 13 year old girl rishaed)

Over to you

crispybits wrote:Crap sorry - got a phonecall and had to rush out

OK here's the next date (or not):

One time from Canada, born and raised
They Ushered me to Georgia, my mum gave praise
I never say never, as long as you love me
Internet says my **** is very eenie meenie.

First one pinged me in both parts of the phrase:
A. First (and only) Justin Bieber song i heard had him singing one part and a guy singing the counterpart. I remember thinking that the girl who was singing had a diece voice. Now he's just an embarrassment, i mean seriously having to have someone else sing the male counterpart? That being said I remember seeing something about his mom on a Pro-life ad?
Linked up with the first one the last comment seals the deal.

And no if I was a 13yr old girl, i'd probably be too dumb to realize that he's not worth dating.

Now to something better.

I ain't afraid of no Day, as long as I've got my Blade.
Got a job with my buddy just riding that sweet money train.
And don't forget you failed gangster punk,
I'm cooler than you cause you can't jump.

easy rishaed, I was only teasing you

I know this one, but I'll let someone else have a go and come back only if nobody else shows an interest.

I don't think Ill date you, you sound like Wesley Snipes

frankiebee wrote:I don't think Ill date you, you sound like Wesley Snipes

Quite correct Ms. Bee, but how about a date with me? (just kidding)

Haha, anytime! Tell me when you on you're plane to Holland

I you have something broken, don't worry, Im a master in repairs
My body is from steel, so im perfectly smooth, no hairs!
I have a lot of gadgets; jetpacks, projectors, claws and many more items
But when we go on a date we might have some communication problems.

Since no one else has guessed, Professor Gadget?

Nop!
Hint: bliep bliep bliiiieeep

Since no one else has guessed, I will go Why a date with an old Volkswagen Beetle would be nice, Herbie?

Im traveling among stars
Dont you know me?
Maybe you know my friend Obi :p

R2-D2?

Yes! Your turn!

Need a narrator? I got that.
Batman is my friend,
i dont often wear a hat,
In so many movies, it might be a trend.



and also i suck at poems as you can tell, haha