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Postby Hitman079 on Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:05 pm

well, try your best to sound like him, bolded font and all. i guess this thread will run for two weeks, and then all those who have participated will be put into a poll, and voted for. the winner will be officially crowned the real Joe Beevers. you can nominate yourself, or another person. 2 nominations maximum. A quote MUST be included.

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YOU BETTER GET THIS THREAD DOWN OR ILL GET HER INDOORS TO RING UP ALAN THE ARM-BREAKER AND HE'LL TAKE YOU OUT. HE'S 7 FOOT 2 356 POUNDS AND HE WILL TREAT YOU TO A NICE LONG BATH IN BATTERY ACID


DAZMCFC
ARE YOU HAVIN A GIRAFFE YOUR A FUCKIN JOKE. I`LL FUCKIN DO YOU YOU COCKNEY SPARROW YOU`LL BE WEARIN CEMENT BOOTS AND END UP IN THE BOTTOM OF THE THAMES. RON AND REG WILL DO YOU ALONG WITH HARRY THE HARD NUT


reverend_kyle
As owner of this site I have recently had you band
I got my goon AK_Iceman the penguin to do my bidding
We have put the lead boots on and thrown your account
straight into the ocean, have fun trying to swim
As I watch you squirm I will have her indoors make me a sandwich
corned beef, way yummy I tell you, way yummy.


ShadowStar
Be quiet you Grassing Slags.
You think you're pretty funny?
Just you wait, pal.
Come August 2nd, I'll hit you with the banstick
So hard, you will be aching for years to come.

No-one slags me.
I am Joe Beevers.


n8freeman
i will send goons to your houses
they are all 7 foot, and 300 lbs
genial george, frank fatass, and lenny, will all be there to do an end to u
i will laugh, will sitting with her indoors, drinking hard liquor and busting up da coppers, i hate them coppers
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Postby cena-rules on Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:17 pm

YOU BETTER GET THIS THREAD DOWN OR ILL GET HER INDOORS TO RING UP ALAN THE ARM-BREAKER AND HE'LL TAKE YOU OUT. HE'S 7 FOOT 2 356 POUNDS AND HE WILL TREAT YOU TO A NICE LONG BATH IN BATTERY ACID
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Postby heavycola on Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:20 pm

Alan the arm breaker?
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Postby DAZMCFC on Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:23 pm

ARE YOU HAVIN A GIRAFFE YOUR A FUCKIN JOKE. I`LL FUCKIN DO YOU YOU COCKNEY SPARROW YOU`LL BE WEARIN CEMENT BOOTS AND END UP IN THE BOTTOM OF THE THAMES. RON AND REG WILL DO YOU ALONG WITH HARRY THE HARD NUT
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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:25 pm

AK_iceman wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:there should be a forum game to see who can do the best impression of joe beevers.
EDIT: i've posted it :D

Yes, but multis don't cut it. JoeCBeevers and Hitman079 were 1 and the same. BUSTED. :twisted:


As owner of this site I have recently had you band
I got my goon AK_Iceman the penguin to do my bidding
We have put the lead boots on and thrown your account
straight into the ocean, have fun trying to swim
As I watch you squirm I will have her indoors make me a sandwich
corned beef, way yummy I tell you, way yummy.
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Postby Hitman079 on Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:27 pm

AK_iceman wrote:Yes, but multis don't cut it. JoeCBeevers and Hitman079 were 1 and the same. BUSTED. :twisted:

have i actually been banned? :-s :-k
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:26 am

Let's face it I've won this competition.
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Postby n8freeman on Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:22 am

i will send goons to your houses
they are all 7 foot, and 300 lbs
genial george, frank fatass, and lenny, will all be there to do an end to u
i will laugh, will sitting with her indoors, drinking hard liquor and busting up da coppers, i hate them coppers
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Postby diddle on Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:24 am

this thread is great :D
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Postby Norse on Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:28 am

You wanna watch your mouth Diddle
I'm telling Genial George about you.
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Postby Caleb the Cruel on Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:18 pm

It's not that hard to do, even a mentally challenged 5-year-old who's watched one too many mafia movies could impersonate him.
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Postby Lord_Paul on Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:22 pm

NOT FUNNY GUYS. YOU HAVE 7 DAYS TO ROB A BANK FOR ME, THEN GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY!
IF YOU DON'T I'LL SEND A GOON TO YOUR DOOR!
THIS IS YOUR WARNING!


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Postby cena-rules on Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:23 pm

it is too easy to do this.
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Postby pancakemix on Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:13 pm

You know we can't edit the first post because Hitman got banned, right?
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:28 pm

Whatever for?
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Postby The1exile on Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:44 pm

A multi account, JoeCBeevers
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Postby Hitman079 on Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:35 pm

pancakemix wrote:You know we can't edit the first post because Hitman got banned, right?

not anymore. i bought premium. HA! my multi was joecbeevers, and it's pretty obvious why i made it. to make fun of joe beevers
and multiply my points
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Postby Shadowstar on Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:28 pm

Be quiet you Grassing Slags.
You think you're pretty funny?
Just you wait, pal.
Come August 2nd, I'll hit you with the banstick
So hard, you will be aching for years to come.

No-one slags me.
I am Joe Beevers.


Man, THAT was fun. :D
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Postby cena-rules on Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:48 pm

id like to change my entry

ahem

im gay

there thats him
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Postby n8freeman on Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:33 pm

come hitman, edit the first page, put my entry up there
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Postby Hitman079 on Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:45 pm

some people really shouldn't be up there, since in my opinion their impersonations were half-assed, or full-assed yet it appears half-assed to people with intelligence. don't worry n8 i'll put it up there.
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Postby n8freeman on Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:46 pm

Hitman079 wrote:some people really shouldn't be up there, since in my opinion their impersonations were half-assed, or full-assed yet it appears half-assed to people with intelligence. don't worry n8 i'll put it up there.


yesss

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Postby Shadowstar on Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:16 pm

n8freeman wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:some people really shouldn't be up there, since in my opinion their impersonations were half-assed, or full-assed yet it appears half-assed to people with intelligence. don't worry n8 i'll put it up there.


yesss

:D 8) \:D/ =D> score
W00t! :D *high fives n8*

Although Hitman forgot the bold. :P
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Postby n8freeman on Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:51 am

Shadowstar wrote:
n8freeman wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:some people really shouldn't be up there, since in my opinion their impersonations were half-assed, or full-assed yet it appears half-assed to people with intelligence. don't worry n8 i'll put it up there.


yesss

:D 8) \:D/ =D> score
W00t! :D *high fives n8*

Although Hitman forgot the bold. :P


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