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Impersonate Joe Beevers!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:05 pm
by Hitman079
well, try your best to sound like him, bolded font and all. i guess this thread will run for two weeks, and then all those who have participated will be put into a poll, and voted for. the winner will be officially crowned the real Joe Beevers. you can nominate yourself, or another person. 2 nominations maximum. A quote MUST be included.

Nominees so Far

cena-rules
YOU BETTER GET THIS THREAD DOWN OR ILL GET HER INDOORS TO RING UP ALAN THE ARM-BREAKER AND HE'LL TAKE YOU OUT. HE'S 7 FOOT 2 356 POUNDS AND HE WILL TREAT YOU TO A NICE LONG BATH IN BATTERY ACID


DAZMCFC
ARE YOU HAVIN A GIRAFFE YOUR A FUCKIN JOKE. I`LL FUCKIN DO YOU YOU COCKNEY SPARROW YOU`LL BE WEARIN CEMENT BOOTS AND END UP IN THE BOTTOM OF THE THAMES. RON AND REG WILL DO YOU ALONG WITH HARRY THE HARD NUT


reverend_kyle
As owner of this site I have recently had you band
I got my goon AK_Iceman the penguin to do my bidding
We have put the lead boots on and thrown your account
straight into the ocean, have fun trying to swim
As I watch you squirm I will have her indoors make me a sandwich
corned beef, way yummy I tell you, way yummy.


ShadowStar
Be quiet you Grassing Slags.
You think you're pretty funny?
Just you wait, pal.
Come August 2nd, I'll hit you with the banstick
So hard, you will be aching for years to come.

No-one slags me.
I am Joe Beevers.


n8freeman
i will send goons to your houses
they are all 7 foot, and 300 lbs
genial george, frank fatass, and lenny, will all be there to do an end to u
i will laugh, will sitting with her indoors, drinking hard liquor and busting up da coppers, i hate them coppers

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:17 pm
by cena-rules
YOU BETTER GET THIS THREAD DOWN OR ILL GET HER INDOORS TO RING UP ALAN THE ARM-BREAKER AND HE'LL TAKE YOU OUT. HE'S 7 FOOT 2 356 POUNDS AND HE WILL TREAT YOU TO A NICE LONG BATH IN BATTERY ACID

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:20 pm
by heavycola
Alan the arm breaker?

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:23 pm
by DAZMCFC
ARE YOU HAVIN A GIRAFFE YOUR A FUCKIN JOKE. I`LL FUCKIN DO YOU YOU COCKNEY SPARROW YOU`LL BE WEARIN CEMENT BOOTS AND END UP IN THE BOTTOM OF THE THAMES. RON AND REG WILL DO YOU ALONG WITH HARRY THE HARD NUT

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:25 pm
by reverend_kyle
AK_iceman wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:there should be a forum game to see who can do the best impression of joe beevers.
EDIT: i've posted it :D

Yes, but multis don't cut it. JoeCBeevers and Hitman079 were 1 and the same. BUSTED. :twisted:


As owner of this site I have recently had you band
I got my goon AK_Iceman the penguin to do my bidding
We have put the lead boots on and thrown your account
straight into the ocean, have fun trying to swim
As I watch you squirm I will have her indoors make me a sandwich
corned beef, way yummy I tell you, way yummy.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:27 pm
by Hitman079
AK_iceman wrote:Yes, but multis don't cut it. JoeCBeevers and Hitman079 were 1 and the same. BUSTED. :twisted:

have i actually been banned? :-s :-k

PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:26 am
by reverend_kyle
Let's face it I've won this competition.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:22 am
by n8freeman
i will send goons to your houses
they are all 7 foot, and 300 lbs
genial george, frank fatass, and lenny, will all be there to do an end to u
i will laugh, will sitting with her indoors, drinking hard liquor and busting up da coppers, i hate them coppers

PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:24 am
by diddle
this thread is great :D

PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:28 am
by Norse
You wanna watch your mouth Diddle
I'm telling Genial George about you.
No-one mocks Joe Beevers

PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:18 pm
by Caleb the Cruel
It's not that hard to do, even a mentally challenged 5-year-old who's watched one too many mafia movies could impersonate him.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:22 pm
by Lord_Paul
NOT FUNNY GUYS. YOU HAVE 7 DAYS TO ROB A BANK FOR ME, THEN GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY!
IF YOU DON'T I'LL SEND A GOON TO YOUR DOOR!
THIS IS YOUR WARNING!


Wow...too easy.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:23 pm
by cena-rules
it is too easy to do this.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 4:13 pm
by pancakemix
You know we can't edit the first post because Hitman got banned, right?

PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:28 pm
by Dancing Mustard
Whatever for?

PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:44 pm
by The1exile
A multi account, JoeCBeevers

PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:35 pm
by Hitman079
pancakemix wrote:You know we can't edit the first post because Hitman got banned, right?

not anymore. i bought premium. HA! my multi was joecbeevers, and it's pretty obvious why i made it. to make fun of joe beevers
and multiply my points

PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:28 pm
by Shadowstar
Be quiet you Grassing Slags.
You think you're pretty funny?
Just you wait, pal.
Come August 2nd, I'll hit you with the banstick
So hard, you will be aching for years to come.

No-one slags me.
I am Joe Beevers.


Man, THAT was fun. :D

PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:48 pm
by cena-rules
id like to change my entry

ahem

im gay

there thats him

PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:33 pm
by n8freeman
come hitman, edit the first page, put my entry up there

PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:45 pm
by Hitman079
some people really shouldn't be up there, since in my opinion their impersonations were half-assed, or full-assed yet it appears half-assed to people with intelligence. don't worry n8 i'll put it up there.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:46 pm
by n8freeman
Hitman079 wrote:some people really shouldn't be up there, since in my opinion their impersonations were half-assed, or full-assed yet it appears half-assed to people with intelligence. don't worry n8 i'll put it up there.


yesss

:D 8) \:D/ =D> score

PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:16 pm
by Shadowstar
n8freeman wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:some people really shouldn't be up there, since in my opinion their impersonations were half-assed, or full-assed yet it appears half-assed to people with intelligence. don't worry n8 i'll put it up there.


yesss

:D 8) \:D/ =D> score
W00t! :D *high fives n8*

Although Hitman forgot the bold. :P

PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:51 am
by n8freeman
Shadowstar wrote:
n8freeman wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:some people really shouldn't be up there, since in my opinion their impersonations were half-assed, or full-assed yet it appears half-assed to people with intelligence. don't worry n8 i'll put it up there.


yesss

:D 8) \:D/ =D> score
W00t! :D *high fives n8*

Although Hitman forgot the bold. :P


lol, yeah i realized that