Conquer Club

Who wants in? Basically it involves pretending you're a dolphin. Last one to drown wins.

OK i'll start:

kikikikikikikikikikikikik
eeeeoooooooowwwwwwwwww

:swims:
:eats fish:
:jumps through hoop:
:marries californian:

:has blowhole abused by many conservatives who mistake it for their daughter:

:dies in shame:

Heavycola wins.

That was one fun game.

heavycola gets eaten by sharks*



i win

bryguy wrote:heavycola gets eaten by sharks*



i win

Technically, he didn't drown, so you cannot have won

bryguy wrote:heavycola gets eaten by sharks*



i win

you've played this before, i see.
Also, AD, the shame death was a nice touch.

:befriends tuna:
:mine sweeps for US navy:

*befriends sharks and whales, and sends them to attack cola and his tuna army*

*Befriends the sponges and barnacles*
*Jumps out of water to get more air and beaches self*
Uh oh...

*while my army is busy fighting colas tuna, i drown cola, then go up to the top of the water for more air, and i see NES and laugh at him*

bryguy wrote:*while my army is busy fighting colas tuna, i drown cola, then go up to the top of the water for more air, and i see NES and laugh at him*

*Flops around frantically and sees harpoonists who are intoxicated*
*Harpoonists miss my fin by an inch and stab bryguy to impair his movement*
I guess they wanted a live dolphin instead of a dying one...
*Begins flopping toward water in hopes of making it back*

*but harpoonist had not hit me, but infact the lifeless form of heavy, while i am safe sending my whales against NES and the harpoonists*

bryguy wrote:*but harpoonist had not hit me, but infact the lifeless form of heavy, while i am safe sending my whales against NES and the harpoonists*

*Laughs and gets captured by the ecologists to be brought to seaworld*
No beaching whales can get me now!
Let the harpoonists suffer!

*then terrorists destroy sea world, and u get beached*

bryguy wrote:*then terrorists destroy sea world, and u get beached*

*Flops around in pain again*
Argh! Someone get me into a lake or something...
*Flops into the lake conveinently next to sea rubble*

:thinks WTF is this?:

:calls dolphin pimp, Lenny and his girls:
:'befriends' CEO of LaserTech.Inc:
:becomes a dolphin-with-a-frikkin'-laserbeam-attached-to-its-head:
:kills everything else:

I win.

Syzygy wrote::becomes a dolphin-with-a-frikkin'-laserbeam-attached-to-its-head:

Mwoooooooeeeeeeoooooooop


:Swims around aimlessly looking for smaller fish to consumer:
:Twats random internet nerd for making irksome references to Douglas Adams books that really weren't that good:


Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki Wooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhpppp


:Gets confused by the sonar emitted from US Navy submarines:
:Swims into nets dragged behind whale-hating Japanese fishermen's boats:
:Is killed in a bloody and tragic spectacle before being tossed overboard to rot and fester in the briney depths:

*u missed me, haha, and your laser beam explodes, half killing u and making it so u cant swim, and u sink to the bottom of the ocean and drown, where i then have my sharks consume u and all your friends, and then i get morphing powers so u never know what animal (or thing) i am*

pens thread:
:notices retarded game:
:kills self:


you win

*and then i drown u, so i really do win*

:Sees retarded game:
:Makes dolphin sounds:

(Insert weird noise here)!?
[Damnnit, why can't I speak dolphin!?]

*i send my sharks to drown u for wandering into my forum*

*Swims to the top of waterfall*

:bumps thread through hoop with end of nose:

What an odd game...wonder who thought of it?



*dons pink tutu and swims around in circles flapping one flipper provocatively hoping to garner a smidgen of attention to a long forgotten thread*