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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:28 pm

CHAPTER 2.

This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is.
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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:39 am

CHAPTER 2.

This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is." People who write
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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby tkr4lf on Fri Feb 09, 2018 3:27 am

CHAPTER 2.

This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is." People who write erotic Zimbabwean poetry
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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby mrswdk on Fri Feb 09, 2018 6:37 am

CHAPTER 2.

This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is." People who write erotic Zimbabwean poetry and feminist blogs
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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby Bernie Sanders on Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:42 am

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tkr4lf wrote:CHAPTER 2.

This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk manufactured vagina
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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby tkr4lf on Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:45 am

CHAPTER 2.

This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is." People who write erotic Zimbabwean poetry and feminist blogs can be safely
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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:56 am

CHAPTER 2.

This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is." People who write erotic Zimbabwean poetry and feminist blogs can be safely confined in the
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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby mrswdk on Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:12 pm

CHAPTER 2.

This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is." People who write erotic Zimbabwean poetry and feminist blogs can be safely confined in the Mar-a-Lago rape dungeon.
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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:16 pm

CHAPTER 2.

This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is." People who write erotic Zimbabwean poetry and feminist blogs can be safely confined in the Mar-a-Lago rape dungeon. No undead albinos
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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby tkr4lf on Fri Feb 09, 2018 3:02 pm

CHAPTER 2.

This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is." People who write erotic Zimbabwean poetry and feminist blogs can be safely confined in the Mar-a-Lago rape dungeon. No undead albinos fucked my hole
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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Feb 09, 2018 3:06 pm

CHAPTER 2.

This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is." People who write erotic Zimbabwean poetry and feminist blogs can be safely confined in the Mar-a-Lago rape dungeon. No undead albinos fucked my hole during my visit.
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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby mrswdk on Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:53 pm

CHAPTER 2.

This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is." People who write erotic Zimbabwean poetry and feminist blogs can be safely confined in the Mar-a-Lago rape dungeon. No undead albinos fucked my hole during my visit. However, little Barron
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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby tkr4lf on Fri Feb 09, 2018 6:38 pm

CHAPTER 2.

This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is." People who write erotic Zimbabwean poetry and feminist blogs can be safely confined in the Mar-a-Lago rape dungeon. No undead albinos fucked my hole during my visit. However, little Barron scissored me voraciously.
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Postby tkr4lf on Fri Feb 09, 2018 6:38 pm

Haha, this is the stupidest thing ever. I love it.
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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby Thorthoth on Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:43 pm

CHAPTER 2.

This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is." People who write erotic Zimbabwean poetry and feminist blogs can be safely confined in the Mar-a-Lago rape dungeon. No undead albinos fucked my hole during my visit. However, little Barron scissored me voraciously... until Putin arrived.
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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby tkr4lf on Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:18 pm

CHAPTER 2.

This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is." People who write erotic Zimbabwean poetry and feminist blogs can be safely confined in the Mar-a-Lago rape dungeon. No undead albinos fucked my hole during my visit. However, little Barron scissored me voraciously... until Putin arrived.

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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:41 pm

CHAPTER 2.

This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is." People who write erotic Zimbabwean poetry and feminist blogs can be safely confined in the Mar-a-Lago rape dungeon. No undead albinos fucked my hole during my visit. However, little Barron scissored me voraciously... until Putin arrived.

He was riding on an ungulate
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Postby Thorthoth on Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:36 pm

This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is." People who write erotic Zimbabwean poetry and feminist blogs can be safely confined in the Mar-a-Lago rape dungeon. No undead albinos fucked my hole during my visit. However, little Barron scissored me voraciously... until Putin arrived.

He was riding on an ungulate, smelly and diseased
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Postby mrswdk on Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:07 pm

This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is." People who write erotic Zimbabwean poetry and feminist blogs can be safely confined in the Mar-a-Lago rape dungeon. No undead albinos fucked my hole during my visit. However, little Barron scissored me voraciously... until Putin arrived.

He was riding on an ungulate, smelly and diseased thot with tinnitus.
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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby Thorthoth on Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:18 pm

This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is." People who write erotic Zimbabwean poetry and feminist blogs can be safely confined in the Mar-a-Lago rape dungeon. No undead albinos fucked my hole during my visit. However, little Barron scissored me voraciously... until Putin arrived.

He was riding on an ungulate, smelly and diseased thot with tinnitus.... More misspellings occurred
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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby mrswdk on Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:24 am

Thot and his legendary inability to use proper grammar strike again.
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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby Thorthoth on Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:08 pm

This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is." People who write erotic Zimbabwean poetry and feminist blogs can be safely confined in the Mar-a-Lago rape dungeon. No undead albinos fucked my hole during my visit. However, little Barron scissored me voraciously... until Putin arrived.

He was riding on an ungulate, smelly and diseased thot with tinnitus.... More misspellings occurred (Thanks, swdk, NOT!).
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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:42 pm

TT.... you can't follow yourself.

mrswdk.... your grammar was pretty awful, also.


Anyway, getting on with it....



This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is." People who write erotic Zimbabwean poetry and feminist blogs can be safely confined in the Mar-a-Lago rape dungeon. No undead albinos fucked my hole during my visit. However, little Barron scissored me voraciously... until Putin arrived.

He was riding on an ungulate, smelly and diseased thot with tinnitus.... More misspellings occurred whilst the Army
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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby mrswdk on Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:01 am

Dukasaur wrote:mrswdk.... your grammar was pretty awful, also.


Okay, but we both know that's nonsense and you're only saying it because you want to be impartial.



Anyway, getting on with it....



This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is." People who write erotic Zimbabwean poetry and feminist blogs can be safely confined in the Mar-a-Lago rape dungeon. No undead albinos fucked my hole during my visit. However, little Barron scissored me voraciously... until Putin arrived.

He was riding on an ungulate, smelly and diseased thot with tinnitus.... More misspellings occurred whilst the Army of God (ISIS)
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Re: Three word story. Stupid and NSFW

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:10 am

This is the required form in Mesopotamian dinner dress:

Five-pointed hat
Absence of tea
Foot-binding shoes
Pink ribbons on

and nothing else!

Dinner will be served by the undead raccoons of Chicamauga, Georgia. Interestingly, all are albinos, except for the one that isn't.

It is often mocked by albinos and excluded from state income taxes if only because of its brownness. Then, one foggy game on Eurasia, a treacherous weasel came to say, "mrswdk's penis is a myth, like mrswdk's brain is." People who write erotic Zimbabwean poetry and feminist blogs can be safely confined in the Mar-a-Lago rape dungeon. No undead albinos fucked my hole during my visit. However, little Barron scissored me voraciously... until Putin arrived.

He was riding on an ungulate, smelly and diseased thot with tinnitus.... More misspellings occurred whilst the Army of God (ISIS) attended hairdressing salons
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