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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby jiminski on Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:38 pm

jiminski wrote:On streets so hot one could fry an egg
and melt some cheese on a sun-baked leg
milk and an onion, tomato, ham
cook em all on the wheel of a tram

Some salt, some pepper; add to taste
not too much or a feast you'll waste
and then just leave a while to set
Et Voila! a hot-street omelette!


here it is you jumping fop,
now you've pushed-in i can't stop,
so please disist and let it go,
or get in first, oh no, too slow!
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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby oVo on Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:55 am

Missing a kick
at the icebox door
It closed anyway.


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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby jiminski on Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:45 am

oVo wrote:Missing a kick at the icebox door
It closed anyway.




holding ointment to rub on my sore,
why refrigerate?

burn intensely, rub on some more,
life's a cabaret!

Last time i sleep with that skanky whore!
Well last time today!
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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby MrPanzerGeneral on Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:01 am

Pen
is - cill
en. Only cure
Stop slep'g with
That skank-ey whore
This advice now
you will find,
saved your
mind.
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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby jiminski on Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:18 am

I'd rather have a piece of pussy
than a peace of mind
a set of baps and firm of tooshie
almost any kind!
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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby AAFitz on Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:56 am

jimmi's off to the races
perhaps posting with spite
for he was at one of those places
and had a bad night

His parts still aching
still itching and sore
but hearing it in every posting
is such a bore
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Too much. I know.
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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby oVo on Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:13 am

sleepy eyes don't help
my fuzzy mental status

opps

pressed end reinforcements
too soon.
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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby khazalid on Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:26 am

there was a young man named fitzy,
whose constructs were all-known as ritzy.
did he come home to mum,
to play 2.1?
or is he a multi of blitzy?
had i been wise, i would have seen that her simplicity cost her a fortune
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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby AAFitz on Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:29 am

oVo wrote:sleepy eyes don't help
my fuzzy mental status

opps

pressed end reinforcements
too soon.


your sleep has hurt
more than your game

its time you leave
before more of the same

because as you see
your spelling too

has begun to wane
cuz' you misspelled "oops"
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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby AAFitz on Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:37 am

khazalid wrote:there was a young man named fitzy,
whose constructs were all-known as ritzy.
did he come home to mum,
to play 2.1?
or is he a multi of blitzy?


blitzy and I
teamed many a time

true in the same clan
but are not the same man

world 2.1 on the trips
we do usually rule

on my first five tourneys
the winner, one of us too

with AA , aholic and the blitz and the fitz
even names match through and through

but worry not about multi
and fear not all and you

cuz' its all just a fluke
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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby oVo on Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:41 am

ha
ha ha
ha ha ha
he he heh
ha ha ha
ha ha
ha
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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby Martin Ronne on Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:19 pm

:roll:
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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby oVo on Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:17 pm

sour puss
sword in hand
made a post
totally rad

guess he hadn't
much to say
so he rolled his eyes
pressed submit
and went
on his way

smelly feet
and itchy butt
makes him fidget
and run amok

rolling eyes
shot of booze
spinning heads
yesterday's news

so forget about those fishy scents
giving boners to adolesents
and think about the beauty
of a sweeter smelling rose
to fill your thoughts
with fresher prose
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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby jonesthecurl on Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:45 pm

there once was a poetry thread
which drove me right out of my head
cos no-one took time
to make a good rhyme,
or do anything eslse which was remotely poetic or funny, or even had anything to do with any verse form that i know of.
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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby Martin Ronne on Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:54 pm

Ditto I say to you,
Most of these poems are poo,
They stink so bad,
As if no one had,
Even the slightest clue.
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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby oVo on Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:23 am

The subject line of this thread
isn't eloquent soliloquy.
So I'm not surprised at the results
or who might give it a try.

After all this isn't my Waterloo
with it's bombardments and annihilation.
This rough stuff is off the cuff
and rarely generates revelations.

So cut us some slack you son of a bitch,
don't get your panties in a twist.
Let your own creative juices flow,
so the rest of us might get to know
how high to jump or how far to go.
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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby jonesthecurl on Sun Aug 16, 2009 11:32 pm

"Eloquent Soliloquies"
-that phrase deserves a prize.
But the audience ,you realize,
is "me"s, "myself"s and "I"s.
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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby Army of GOD on Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:33 am

Ergonomics,
does not rhyme with orange.

Then again,
rhyming is a poem's door hinge.
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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby oVo on Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:41 am

I'd hoped to capture ellusive beauty,
but my camera had no lense.

Now it's all confined to memory
as the dawn unveiled Stonehenge.
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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby jiminski on Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:03 pm

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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby porkenbeans on Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:51 pm

I was in a bar last week, and the bartender said he would give a free drink to the person that came up with the best poem.

This knock out babe jumped up and said, "What a tragedy it would be, if my pussy was lost at sea".

Being that there was only me and a couple of other guys in the bar, The bartender and the other guys just shrugged their shoulders, and just as the bartender was about to ask her what she was drinking, I rose with my left hand in the air, and my right over my heart, and said...

"If this tragedy should come to pass, I'd tuck my balls between my ass, use my dick as an oar, and row your pussy back to shore".

I got the free drink,
she drank it,
and then we both went to the beach for a midnight swim. :D 8-) :lol:
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Re: The Off The Cuff Poetry Thread.

Postby oVo on Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:01 pm

Sounds like the babe still got the drink
but your creative gesture
has caused me to think
how fortunate I am
at this point in time
that my balls don't reach.
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