Conquer Club

Where is it all going to end?
A map of the London underground?
A map of the great barrier reef?
A map of a womans genatalia? (Hey - thats a good idea - I could discover where a clitoris is)

NO

Risk is a map of the world. End of story. Period. (Are we back on map idea 3?)

What do you think?

So, Pedro, do you eat something different every night for dinner, or is it always fish'n'chips?

What's wrong with a little variety?

Why have 18 people read this - yet only 6 people voted?

Vote in polls - let's hear your voice

a clitoris is the little bump that becomes erect when the woman feels stimulated, it is located just above the entry into the vagina, problem solved pedronicus! and if ur looking for the g spot it is in the anterior portion of the vagina, about a finger length inside

anatomy teaches u a lot of things, consider applying

meltinguras wrote:a clitoris is the little bump that becomes erect when the woman feels stimulated

No WONDER he hasn't found it

geniusxboy wrote:

meltinguras wrote:a clitoris is the little bump that becomes erect when the woman feels stimulated

No WONDER he hasn't found it

LMAO

I think we should all fight over Antarctica.

that would be a great map *rolls eyes*

I think we should all fight over Antarctica.

Ah, yes...great idea. I can see it now.

(Iceburg number one to iceburg number three. Attack!!!!!!! Hah, I broke your control of iceburg complex 5...hah hah you lose!!!!!)

Great idea.

how about we make a map of texas. there would be the panhandle, houston area, bay, west, and austin/san antonio.

I would make a map for it, but I dont know how

Pedronicus wrote:Why have 18 people read this - yet only 6 people voted?

Vote in polls - let's hear your voice

I suppose you're referring to the "Views" part? That doesn't necessarily mean that there's been 18 people, you know...it just means that the page has been accessed 18 times. So if I, say, refreshed this page a billion time, then it would say 1 billion views + the current amount that is here right now...

Oh, and I really don't see what could go wrong with a little bit of variety, either. Australian map, anyone?

I know where my birds clit is you monkeys.

There are a lot of kids playing this site - they need to learn where it is to progress to getting some decent head.

Thats the payback

The bitch has to swallow

Does anyone know what line Tottenham Court Road is on?

oman wrote:how about we make a map of texas. there would be the panhandle, houston area, bay, west, and austin/san antonio.

I would make a map for it, but I dont know how

STEP ONE: Find Map of Texas area.

STEP TWO: Get Photoshop.

STEP THREE: Edit Map of Texas in Photoshop.

STEP FOUR: Read lack's Sticky in the Map Foundry forum.

STEP FIVE: Do what he says.

STEP SIX: Have yourself a nice drink while you wait for lack to approve your map and put it up for public play.

STEP SEVEN: Bask in the glory of cartography.

Pedroniclitorus wrote:I know where you are, you monkey.

There are a lot of kids playing this site -

So try to take it easy on them, PedroSaurus.

And a Note: I think the opportunity Lack has given for members to submit maps and attempt to configure a decent game board is GREAT!

Gives some of the talented people a chance to maybe showcase their skills, and gives others a shot at attempting to learn some programming skills.

That said: I prefer the Classic Configeration of RISK and any board that can replicate that as closely as possible is the one I would like to play on.

Call me an old fashioned, or call me old fashioned.....ooops. stutter, swallow........ Is there a cheap bar around here where a guy can get a beer?

... Not to be a negative realist or anything, but ... Since this site has begun to offer Premium Membership (and made my life more interesting > Thank You Lack!)... it has become a business, no?

... Should maps submitted by creative members be used and accessed for money, what legal right does the map creator retain? Any? If there is no contract drawn up, a lack of legal preparation by Lack could be dangerous, as we all know CC is going to make a millionairre of him!

... Handshakes, "well done!"'s and "attaboy"s are great, but sadly, the world doesn't seem to work that way any more.

12 people dont want any more maps - thats enough for you lot to stop making maps isn't?

i dont see why you wouldnt want more maps. if you have a problem with the new ones then just dont play on them...............

Yeah, I agree with medwards. Just because people make maps doesn't mean you have to play them, besides 13 may want the mapmaking to stop but 52 people want more....

lol... over three quarters of the people who voted want more... and pedro is still throwing those 11 people who agree with him in our faces.

i like a guy that stand by his convictions, but come on, dude!

i dont care either way but i really would like to see a europe map and theres a great on in the works other than that the great brittin one has potentel

I was joking

So where is the Great Barrier Reef map?

Great Barrier Reef? Now that's just dumb. Not like that Antarctica idea - that's genius.

Hey, wait a minute, maybe I'm serious here. You see, that whole March of the Penguins thing winning the Oscars, there's some interest there. I mean, how can there be penguins marching around Antarctica if they're not in an army? Who else marches, am I right? Huh? They got the uniforms and everything, see. And there's all kinds of crags and inlets and natural boundaries on Antarctica, and there could be a big impassable mountain range at the centre where it's just too cold, and there could be that temple from Alien vs. Predator in there somewhere, and in every corner of the map, there could be graphics of those penguins with the missiles strapped to their backs from Batman Returns (http://www.propstore.com/images/product ... in1sml.jpg), all ready to kick serious tail feather.

Man, if I didn't waste all my time with actual work and smelling teenage girls' shoes, I'd do it myself. Unfortunately, duty calls: sniffffff....