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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby Mr_Adams on Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:10 pm

lebatt wrote:lol,
why is everyone making a big stink over this? So ur a paying customer, whatever just give it up.
Ya it's one day. ONE day out of your year, so do you want ur nickel back? are you that poor? If so then why pay to play this?


Let me summarize your statement: "It's ok to screw your customers, so long as you don't royally screw your customers." No buisness ethics.
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby Halmir on Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:16 pm

basic_man2010_20 wrote:i refuse to take a single turn till this is fixed as it fucked up GM clickies


Missing him already......

Very lol-worthy, nice job! Shame about the sense of humour failure for some, perhaps the new medal should be a Sour Grapes one for all whiners? :D:D:D
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby Mr_Adams on Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:19 pm

Halmir wrote:
basic_man2010_20 wrote:i refuse to take a single turn till this is fixed as it fucked up GM clickies


Missing him already......

Very lol-worthy, nice job! Shame about the sense of humour failure for some, perhaps the new medal should be a Sour Grapes one for all whiners? :D :D :D

=D> Move this to suggestions! =D>
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby patrickaa317 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:21 pm

lebatt wrote:
And kinda funny, I never heard of this "BOB" addon before coming to this thread, and have no clue still as to what it is and why someone needs anything added on to play this game. I havent, and still don't, it's risk, you go on, put troops , play, then finish ur turn.... not sure what a add-on can really help with there lol.



http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=527&t=91386 If you tried it, it may help get your winning percentage from 13% to 15%.... :lol:

Now to all the BOB critics, I realize you don't need BOB to win. I'm just taking a fun poke at lebatt, so no need to quote me and compare your winning percent or rank to mine. It was just a friendly joke. :D
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby ender516 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:28 pm

Ve-a ere-a Bork.
Yuoo veell be-a esseemileted.
Reseestunce-a is footeele-a.
Bork Bork Bork!
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby General Brewsie on Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:31 pm

johnnyb1 wrote:
General Brewsie wrote:Cute for a few words, but more than that is like telling a joke, then repeating the punch line endlessly. Please stop. It is work, not fun, trying to figure out what the words mean.


I agree. I don't know why every site in the world has to lose its senses on April 1st. What used to be a fun day back in the 1980s and 90s has become truly annoying through overuse.

By the way, how the heck does anyone who is not a native English speaker comprehend words like "Jueen"?


I was concerned about that, too. Some of my team mates or not native English speakers and will be completely lost with this silliness. Even native English speakers have varied pronunciations for many words.

Please return this right away to the game we all joined up to play.
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby hyposquasher on Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:35 pm

lol... I think it's pretty awesome... :mrgreen:
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby leolou2 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:35 pm

Fix this shit now fun is over .
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby Swedish Chef on Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:02 pm

*** UPDETE ***

I elsu poorchesed Google-a fur oone-a beelliun dullers!
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby nagerous on Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:07 pm

Swedish Chef wrote:*** UPDETE ***

I elsu poorchesed Google-a fur oone-a beelliun dullers!

=D> =D> =D> =D>

To all the haters - grow a sense of humour!
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:30 pm

nagerous wrote:
Swedish Chef wrote:*** UPDETE ***

I elsu poorchesed Google-a fur oone-a beelliun dullers!

=D> =D> =D> =D>

To all the haters - grow a sense of humour!

This ^^^^^^
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby rippyfloseph on Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:38 pm

Jippd wrote:Stupid and annoying. I hate to see someone that isn't familiar with the site try to navigate it...

i'm new to this and its impossible for me to navigate this site now
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby Gemini_II on Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:42 pm

It's almost noon here which is the unofficial cutoff for the jokes, so I practically forgot. Went to login and noticed the weird grammar and tried reading it thinking, "sounds like a deranged Swedish chef... wtf kind of joke is this?" Well... makes sense since the Chef bought out CC! LOL. Good laugh folks, thanks for that. It was much needed. Google was entertaining with their GMail Motion, but alot of other sites were lame this year. To be fair, I think any new members visiting today would probably be turned away, but then they should check their funny bone to see if it's missing or damaged. Hope everyone has a good one! :)
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby kmhebert on Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:42 pm

leolou2 wrote:Fix this shit now fun is over .


I agree, also, no offense, it wasn't really funny to begin with.
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby dwilhelmi on Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:43 pm

Swedish Chef wrote:
  • "Cuuk" veell be-a zee heeghest runk (nut "Feeeld Mershel"!)


It would have been awesome if Lack had actually switched the icons for Field Marshal and Cook.
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby RMelosi on Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:48 pm

First post.. when is this shit gonna end?
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby ScavengerType on Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:48 pm

I was drunk last night when this happened. I was scared shitless that I had accidentally changed my language settings or something and started to look for something on the CP to change it back. Then I saw the bork, bork, bork at the top of the screen. haha that's a good prank.
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby grifftron on Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:18 pm

I don't get it? It wasn't very funny at all to me, some of the other stuff with the bork bork bork guy in the past was funny... this is just confusing.
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby CJ Lues on Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:21 pm

nagerous wrote:
Swedish Chef wrote:*** UPDETE ***

I elsu poorchesed Google-a fur oone-a beelliun dullers!

=D> =D> =D> =D>

To all the haters - grow a sense of humour!


I agree!!! =D> :lol: =D> :lol:

WELL DONE Swedish Chef =D>

Grow some sense of humor guys!!! :D
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby prime minister1 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:38 pm

screwed up bob and time is off, can we bring an end to the swedish chef.
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby General Brewsie on Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:47 pm

prime minister1 wrote:screwed up bob and time is off, can we bring an end to the swedish chef.


I had to reload BOB on all my computers, but it may just be coincidence that that occurred simultaneously with this April Fool silliness. (BTW, April Fool's Day is not a widely celebrated event. Inflicting it worldwide is a questionable action.)
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby brandoncfi on Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:13 pm

ScavengerType wrote:I was drunk last night when this happened. I was scared shitless that I had accidentally changed my language settings or something and started to look for something on the CP to change it back. Then I saw the bork, bork, bork at the top of the screen. haha that's a good prank.

Same Here. I think this is a good prank.
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby fattyb on Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:21 pm

normal again?!?!
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby drunkmonkey on Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:24 pm

And CC's collective panties are untangled at once.
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Re: Noo Munegimeet

Postby Gilligan on Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:43 pm

Gone already? D:
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